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    Recommended True Christian™ Music

    PRAISE! GLORY!!

    I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian™ music recommendations.

    Here are but a few of mine:







    Brother's and Sister's please feel free to add your favorites for everyone's listening pleasure.

    Delighted, Sister Thumper
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    Praise!
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • #3
      Ahhhh...........Sister BTB I'm humming those tunes to myself all the while I'm typing these letters.
      I have my very own huge collection of good True Christian music and my Negra Man-servant comes and does a Tap-dance each and every time I fire up the Grammyphone.

      These just don't fail to get the juices-a-flowing:





      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #4
        Richard Miller's classic album of Christian music used to be one of my favorites, until I discovered that he was a cripple.
        This young fellow Lowell Mason (below) is a distant cousin of my great-uncle's. He gets my toes a-tappin for the Lord! Those Country Gentlemen know how to sing PRAISES!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          These Godless athians just never can understand Pure, Christian Love, can they?

          I'm Heartened to see that my and Pastor Kenneth's first album is still around. (Yes; we used to make our own Barrels for Jesus! But I don't want to Share about that Right now.....)

          The picture was taken shortly after his Missionary trip to Sin Francisco and he's still rather flushed over his success, as you can see:



          But what Compelled some Hideous Homer! to write "BizarreRecords?" Were they mad because they had got one of the very few barrels that were not sealed Correctly, and so the....beverage....had gone sour?

          Jesus!

          SUV

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          • #6
            Goodness, you are all so up-to-date with the latest music ... I must confess I haven't heard of any of those bands. But I thought this young chap looked rather promising; perhaps one of you could tell me if he is worth listening to.



            I heard he was a member of NSYNC, but has since repented of singing with a homo.
            Last edited by SUV; 09-17-2006, 02:28 PM.
            True Christians are Perfect!

            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
              Goodness, you are all so up-to-date with the latest music ... I must confess I haven't heard of any of those bands. But I thought this young chap looked rather promising; perhaps one of you could tell me if he is worth listening to.



              I heard he was a member of NSYNC, but has since repented of singing with a homo.
              I'm sorry to report that this dandy is a homer. HERE is a link to a pornographic video in which he sings a love song to his nigra lover. Its quite disgusting, so you may just want to pass Mrs. R, and take my word for it: that singer died of AIDS years ago.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I'm sorry to report that this dandy is a homer. HERE is a link to a pornographic video in which he sings a love song to his nigra lover. Its quite disgusting, so you may just want to pass Mrs. R, and take my word for it: that singer died of AIDS years ago.
                oh dear, what a sordid story ... thank you, Pastor Zeke. Your Godly knowledge is most appreciated; being a silly and foolish woman I was dazzled by Mr. Darin's small, neat teeth.

                May God forgive me.
                True Christians are Perfect!

                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  PRAISE! GLORY!!

                  I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian(tm) music recommendations.
                  Glory, Sister! Your home is certainly filled with inspirational music that glorifies the King!

                  Here in the Lee household, this would be the album that we just can't keep off the deck:
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                  • #10
                    Bless you, Brother Ezekiel, for that Sordid-but-necessary expose'!

                    "Bobby Darin" eh? And did you notice that every time you couldn't see where Darin's hands were, the neegroe's "singing" would rise in pitch and shriek hysterically?

                    I guess we know exactly where Satan's hands, teeth, tail & pitchfork are now on this dead Homer! - don't we?

                    SUV

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                    • #11


                      Why, Blessed Brother Larry Lee, this was my own Dear Pastor Kenneth's favorite album as well!

                      SUV

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                      • #12
                        Ohh ohhh, I just thought of a few more.

                        (Sigh) Boy did we enjoy these at the last dance night here on the Freehold compound. It was SO much fun, I might have to arrange another one this year...anyway

                        Here you go:







                        ENJOY!!!

                        Sister Thumper
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                        • #13
                          Normally I don't condone Satan's ear candy, the performers usually turn out to be Godless homers. I usually keep myself entertained with my extensive collection of sermons by the Reverend Jim "Hellfire For All" Smoot on grammaphone and banjo music, because it's the only instrument that cannot be made to sound faggy - truly a gift from Our Lord.

                          In fact, the only recording in my posession that doesn't fall under one of the previous catagories is the one below, which I found in a ditch after being forced to pull over during a bout of the tongues on my way home from my bi-weekly sermon in front of the Lynchburg Sheetz. I could only assume that it was a gift from The Lord.

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                          • #14
                            There is no more Truer of a Christian singer than this man






                            everybody sing!

                            "On the wings of a snow white dove, He sends his pure sweet love!"
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • #15
                              That Pierot Family seem like a nice enough group. I especially like those girl's wild hairstyles. Very modern. Gives me ideas. I better go to my prayer closet for a while....
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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