Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?
Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys??
Friends, Ask any atheist a question on evolution theory, you always hear the same answer : Monkeys. Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys... They don't even question it! No, they just take it at face value based on some silly science fiction book by some old dead guy. And no matter how many times you try to explain to them what the word 'theory' actually means, you get the same moronic response : Monkeys. EVERYTHING comes from monkeys. Not only that, but they fail to even address the one simple question that the ridiculous evolution theory raises : "If everything came from monkeys, then why are there monkeys still around today? Why haven't they evolved into stuff too??" It's insane, friends. So, what?? They expect us to believe that humans came from monkeys? That cats came from monkeys? That dogs came from monkeys? That fish and birds and elephants and racoons came from monkeys?? Seriously, how can they seriously believe a monkey could turn into a gigantic fish like a whale? It's retarded! Or what about a tree? Trees dont even have hair or tails or monkey-parts?? Still, I guess monkeys swing from trees, so they must somehow figure this means monkeys must have turned into them?? A fine example of atheist logic right there, friends, or should I say the lack of it. Yes, further proof that atheists are just a bunch of mindless braindead sheep who will believe anything that Darwin guy tells them! And he's dead!!! I guess worshipping monkeys didn't turn out too good for him, huh? Nope, Not. One. Bit. Amen! |
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Rupert Sheldrake. Maniac.
He wanted to explain just the sort of phenomenon you've highlighted, Mr Percy. How did the trees know there would be monkeys? Or monkeys, trees? To paraphrase: there was a morphic resonance prior to the separation of trees and monkeys resulting in a [time shifted, presumably] symbiosis and the perfect fit between the branch and the monkey's tail we see today. Once the "scientist" rejects God, everything becomes warped. All theories are self-referential. If there was no "common ancestor" there would be no monkeys, apes, humans, fish or trees. Or, in Sheldrake's case, no oceans either since there would be no morphogenetic field to call them into existence. Those are not my opinions, by the way. Just to clarify. Quote:
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Indeed, brother! Although I can kind of see where they get the idea.
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The word theory in science means an explanation for an onserved set of data. It is overwhelmingly supported by evidence so much so it is ultimately a fact
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Also humans didn't come from modern day monkeys. We share a commi ancestor about 7 million years ago there was an early form of primate, that primate split off and over millio years of evolution modern monkeys and humans were formed. And your statement about everything coming from monkeys is simply not true. All the other animals you mentioned evolved separately. They all came from a common ancestor, but none of them evolved from anything you see today. And trees shared a common ancestor with everything too, but it was a form of bacteria
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We follow the Bible friend, filled with first hand accounting of the facts regarding the Creation by God. |
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Are you writing comedy for Christian stand ups? |
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:giggle: http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/...421163093.jpeg A Monkey's Uncle |
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So, if trees came from bacteria then where did animals come from? All this science stuff sounds great on paper sometimes, but the bottom line is that they can't even figure out where Obama was really born. |
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I fail to see the logic in the argument. if you believe in a LUCA ( last universal common ancestor ) why is there anything but that? if we evolved from single cell organisms why are single cell organisms still around?
and your criticism of following books written by dead men isn't very impactful when you consider the devotion you show to the bible. which is a book written by some dead guys. lastly I fail to see how evolution has to be false to validate god's existence. god's image is fairly abstract a concept. |
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I Corinthians 13:12 For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known. KJVBut I'm sensing confusion here. Why are there single celled organisms? Because they have not evolved. Where is my LUCA? There is no such thing (obviously). Darwinists do not accept The Truth. If they did, we would not need medicine. The Bible is clear, servitude unto Mammon is incompatible with serving God. Christians do not worship Mammon. Satan uses secularism and evolutionists to spread nonsense and just look around. Did you ever see such a mess? The Bible explains: Joshua 24:2-15 And Joshua said unto all the people, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Your fathers dwelt on the other side of the flood in old time, even Terah, the father of Abraham, and the father of Nachor: and they served other gods. And I took your father Abraham from the other side of the flood, and led him throughout all the land of Canaan, and multiplied his seed, and gave him Isaac. And I gave unto Isaac Jacob and Esau: and I gave unto Esau mount Seir, to possess it; but Jacob and his children went down into Egypt. I sent Moses also and Aaron, and I plagued Egypt, according to that which I did among them: and afterward I brought you out. And I brought your fathers out of Egypt: and ye came unto the sea; and the Egyptians pursued after your fathers with chariots and horsemen unto the Red sea. And when they cried unto the LORD, he put darkness between you and the Egyptians, and brought the sea upon them, and covered them; and your eyes have seen what I have done in Egypt: and ye dwelt in the wilderness a long season. And I brought you into the land of the Amorites, which dwelt on the other side Jordan; and they fought with you: and I gave them into your hand, that ye might possess their land; and I destroyed them from before you. Then Balak the son of Zippor, king of Moab, arose and warred against Israel, and sent and called Balaam the son of Beor to curse you: But I would not hearken unto Balaam; therefore he blessed you still: so I delivered you out of his hand. And ye went over Jordan, and came unto Jericho: and the men of Jericho fought against you, the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Girgashites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; and I delivered them into your hand. And I sent the hornet before you, which drave them out from before you, even the two kings of the Amorites; but not with thy sword, nor with thy bow. And I have given you a land for which ye did not labour, and cities which ye built not, and ye dwell in them; of the vineyards and oliveyards which ye planted not do ye eat. Now therefore fear the LORD, and serve him in sincerity and in truth: and put away the gods which your fathers served on the other side of the flood, and in Egypt; and serve ye the LORD. And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD. KJV There it is set out very plainly. How could those events have occurred if there were no God? That is the Darwinist position. |
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I sure hope I'm not a monkey.
Does "evolutionists" believe that Jesus was once a monkey, too? Why do they hate Him? |
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Lucid, how can you say God is ignorant? If God is the creator of everything we know, and He was an ignorant being, I don't think everything would have turned out as it has. Would you trust an ignorant doctor to operate on you? Calling God ignorant makes you ignorant. |
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That is one Almighty reaching out in Love, from a Perfect Creator to wretched humanity through whose sin all of Creation is affected. All of it. There is no part of Creation you can think of that was not immediately ruined by Eve. In the light of this new information I am sure you can see that the evolutionist dogma is absolutely at odds with the Revealed Word of God, the God you dismiss at your peril. |
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I don't buy into the whole " we'd have been better off without the fall of adam" because 1- they'd have no knowledge 2 - there'd be no us and 3- it'd be rather dull and boring.
I don't view the fall of man as a mistake. |
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You ARE mormon, aren't you! Tell me, what's the "science" behind your magic underwear? :giggle: |
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God does not make mistakes, there is nothing outside his purview Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies. Proverbs 16:4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil. Matthew 15:13 But he answered and said, Every plant, which my heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up. Acts 13:48 And when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad, and glorified the word of the Lord: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed. God knows we will sin, because he made us weak, yet He gave us free will, and by it we follow the outcome he preordained. He want's us to make our own choices, so that we may come to Him in earnest subjugation. Ephesians 2:2 - Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience: Romans 13:2 - Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. Acts 2:38 - Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. Luke 13:3 - I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. So by not living according to His Will, you are proving Him right and mighty, as we True Christians™ already knew he was. Simple Please come to Jesus, and prove God correct, yet again. God Bless DAM |
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As always in this place, I find the unscientific conclusions drawn by the denizens here to be highly amusing. It is a well established fact that humanity descended from apes not monkeys.
For your edification the differences... http://www.diffen.com/difference/Ape_vs_Monkey |
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JOHN 1And sure enough, He designed smaller bananas for monkeys. According to evolutionists, the so-called "apes" emerged later than "monkeys" and yes we do know the difference and that is how we know they are wrong. |
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Are you trying to suggest that God is a monkey? Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let vs make man in our Image, after our likenesse: and let them haue dominion ouer the fish of the sea, and ouer the foule of the aire, and ouer the cattell, and ouer all the earth, and ouer euery creeping thing that creepeth vpon the earth I somehow think you will change your mind when you meet Him for Judgement you will change your mind. But by then it will be too late. Enjoy your eternal swim in the fiery lake God has waiting for you. |
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Atheists don't believe that everything came from monkeys.
There is nothing atheists have in common except for the lack in belief of a supernatural being. If you are referring to the theory of evolution, the theory does not state that 'everything came from monkeys', or even that humans came from monkeys. Rather, it states that humans and monkeys have a common ancestor. Indeed, it states that all life has a common ancestor. Data that supports this, for example, is the fact that humans share 98% of their DNA with bonobos and 55% with banana trees. |
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Ah, so atheists believe monkeys come from banana trees. Makes perfect sense.
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I just clicked on New Posts and read this as Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Meerkats?
I need new glasses, don't I? But the idea is really no sillier than the idea that we come from monkeys. |
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Now, I'm not saying it's demons, but... demons. Any money spent on new glasses (which could very well be demon-infested themselves) would be better put towards moar tithing and/or having your present glasses exorcised by one of the Certified Not-A-Scam® Satisfaction Guaranteed or No Money Refunded (if it doesn't work it's because you didn't pay enough, obv) team of expert de-Demonizers from Bendover Laptist. Anyone you happen to injure or kill while operating your motor vehicle while not being able to see past your own front bumper, well, it's what God wanted to happen so what are they complaining about? |
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Now that you have grasped the concept of demons, have you ever noticed how evolutionists keep going on about how we're 98% chimpanzee?
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I got all kinda genes and blue jeans, too. I'm about 30% Welsh or less maybe. Are you saying I'm more closely related to a banana tree than any other particular tribe that I'm related to? It's hard to credit that kind of thinking. I think you'd have to be some kind of idiot to believe that. Can't you see that you are being led down the road of gullibility by the cult of science? You know, if it sounds ridiculous, it probably is. |
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Too late boy, we all here done seen what you writ. Quote:
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How the handkerchief can you share yer DNA anyway? Whatchya gonna do, cut a chunk of goo out of your leg and shove it up a bonobo's ass? Don't come down to Blaine talking that crap son; some of us still believe in the right to bear arms. :lex_12: |
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It just goes to show what a government schooling does to kids these days. Bananas' and monkies indeed. Was your teacher a nigra or a joo or some such thing? |
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In the Bible, the animals were brought to Adam and he named them (Genesis 2:19), so they could not have "evolved" from each other. It's right there in the Bible in black and white. You can't change that. I trust Moses over the fossil record any day. Quote:
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I'm pretty sure Jesus is dead too.
:jesus: Atheists worship a dead guy... Christians worship a dead guy... I'm sorry, but as a Jew, I can see that your logic is just as bad as the monkey worshippers. |
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