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ruslan111 02-25-2014 10:53 PM

how to find work in the United States. foreigner?
 
how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

James Hutchins 02-25-2014 11:02 PM

Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner?
 
I might be willing to hire you and get you a work visa.
It is very expensive and I'll loan you the money at the going rate for payroll loans. Then you can pay the loan back with payroll deductions.
Do you own your own gloves?

ruslan111 02-25-2014 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1068710)
I might be willing to hire you and get you a work visa.
It is very expensive and I'll loan you the money at the going rate for payroll loans. Then you can pay the loan back with payroll deductions.
Do you own your own gloves?

did not understand about gloves .... if you are able to get me to you to work it would be nice!

Pastor Ezekiel 02-26-2014 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ruslan111 (Post 1068714)
did not understand about gloves .... if you are able to get me to you to work it would be nice!

Step #1: Learn to speak God's favorite language (AMERICAN!)! :usa:

Step #2: Study the Holy Bible from cover to cover. :rtfm:

Basilissa 02-26-2014 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ruslan111 (Post 1068705)
how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

Are you a woman? I think Sister Naomi Ruth Lamb might have a suitable employment proposition for you. :)

ruslan111 02-26-2014 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1068834)
Are you a woman? I think Sister Naomi Ruth Lamb might have a suitable employment proposition for you. :)

I'm a guy. it can help me?

ruslan111 02-26-2014 10:34 AM

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:welcome::stars-stripes:
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1068819)
Step #1: Learn to speak God's favorite language (AMERICAN!)! :usa:

Step #2: Study the Holy Bible from cover to cover. :rtfm:


James Hutchins 02-26-2014 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ruslan111 (Post 1068714)
did not understand about gloves .... if you are able to get me to you to work it would be nice!

I spoke with my friends at ICe and on the Venezuyalian steamer 'Cuzzarmo' They can pick you up at midnight on the 12th of March. Paddle out in a small raft. Bring a flashlight.
You will need to send a tiny good faith deposit. PM me for the Moneygram ID word and location.

Witch Hammer 02-26-2014 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ruslan111 (Post 1068705)
how to find work in the United States. foreigner?

What are your qualifications? Do you have any experience shoveling the coal...or having the coal shoveled to you?

ruslan111 02-26-2014 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer (Post 1068953)
What are your qualifications? Do you have any experience shoveling the coal...or having the coal shoveled to you?

I have experience with coal every day I Heated them your house without coal we just die.

ruslan111 02-26-2014 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1068951)
I spoke with my friends at ICe and on the Venezuyalian steamer 'Cuzzarmo' They can pick you up at midnight on the 12th of March. Paddle out in a small raft. Bring a flashlight.
You will need to send a tiny good faith deposit. PM me for the Moneygram ID word and location.

I agree))))

Witch Hammer 02-26-2014 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ruslan111 (Post 1068971)
I have experience with coal every day I Heated them your house without coal we just die.

So you're not afraid to get dirty....good....very good...

ruslan111 02-26-2014 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer (Post 1068976)
So you're not afraid to get dirty....good....very good...

Thank you. my city is called the capital of the miners in the CIS.

Basilissa 02-27-2014 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ruslan111 (Post 1068877)
I'm a guy. it can help me?

That sucks. I'll ask Sister Naomi. Maybe she need somebody to clean the bathrooms and do the laundry in her pie selling facility, or maybe a guard? (To protect from the Nigras stealing Naomi's pies, of course).

You would be a one lucky guy if she allowed you to work for her! :thumbsup:

Ex-soccer player 02-28-2014 01:03 AM

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You seem to be a hard working man with a keen mind, very untypical for a person from Kazakhstan which is only known for bad things and hopeless sluggards :lazy:

You will find that a lot of things are different in the United States than in your country. You will have running water and electricity in every house. Body hygiene is considered important, it's unusual for women to wear beards, for long- and middle-distance trips you take a car rather than a horse.

You won't have problems to get a job and climb the social ladder in the US if you are willing to work. You can start with tomato picking, housekeeping or dishwashing. You save some money and then you can start your own business. The sky's the limit. God will provide if you deserve it :thumbsup:

ProudPervert 02-28-2014 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ruslan111 (Post 1068705)
how to find work in the United States. foreigner?


Which is your major? Did you went to college? That's important for your CV

Pastor Ezekiel 02-28-2014 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ProudPervert (Post 1069571)
Which is your major? Did you went to college? That's important for your CV

Really? Did you went? :huh:

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner:

ruslan111 02-28-2014 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ProudPervert (Post 1069571)
Which is your major? Did you went to college? That's important for your CV

unfortunately in my '22 I have no education. I was in college to English translator wanted to become a diplomat, but I had to leave him!

Witch Hammer 02-28-2014 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ruslan111 (Post 1069595)
unfortunately in my '22 I have no education. I was in college to English translator wanted to become a diplomat, but I had to leave him!

Keep your chin up, son! With Christ, grit and determination, you'll make it out of that hell hole!:thumbsup:

John Allen 02-28-2014 04:48 PM

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I do need a cashier... Can you handle it?


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