Christian Domestic Discipline
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As you recall, last year this time I was out of town staying at a hotel with the wife and girls when I was arrested for taking a razor strap to them for some unChristian behavior. Someone heard them repenting as a strapped their little harlot hinies and the police showed up and I was wrongfully arrested for child abuse. One of the officers was a man hating lesbean diesel dyke. My daughters testified that I did not spank them and my Joo lawyer got the charges dismissed. Now that I am back in Freehold I spank hard and I spank often on their bare bottoms. How often do you spank and what do you use? What are your methods to insure Godly behavior? |
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You know I've never really thought about it, personally I use whatever is in hand, or else my belt. As for how often, as often as is needed. I know I probably beat the oldest boy twice as often as I do the two younger ones together, but that's because he's foolish and defiant. I think the second boy has actually gone over a month without more than a fast cuff from the wife. The youngest turns 2 at the end of the month, so you know we're going to be upping the beatings for the next few years at least. Guess I should stock the wife's kitchen with more wooden spoons (her preferred weapon).
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In our household I am the sole disciplinarian.
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now I understand where the female dominatrix learn their craft
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I don't like to boast, but I have a modest collection of disciplinary devices. I am somewhat of an enthusiast, I guess you might say. Though I have yet to be Blessed by Jesus with a wife and children, I can assure you that I am ready, willing and able to dish out all the Godly discipline that any of my future children require. Praise God!
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That is a very impressive collection Pastor Zeke!
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My instruments of domestic discipline are fairly pedestrian. For my oldest three sons, I use a walking cane. I just pinch and shake the toddler and the newborn for now. They will also be reprimanded with the cane when they reach age 4.
Proverbs 13:4 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. My wife obeys God's Word and seldom requires scourging. On those rare occasions, a belt usually suffices. |
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Is it okay that my big brothers (18 and 21) are allowed to spank me and my two little brothers when daddy isn't home? I've heard him and ma arguing about it because ma thinks they should be allowed to and daddy thinks it's his responsibility...
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How are you surpose to handle the real world, when you mum show you a false picture of what is okay to do, and what's not? |
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You're another stupid old timer who couldn't keep up with morals. Sorry Gramps, but things have changed. Women are allowed to be equal humans as it should be. Just die of a stroke and go wallow in Heaven (hell) with Jeeebusss (Satan) |
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Funny thing is, you idiots don't even know your Jesus. One thing you bigots forgot: "He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone." Did that you go in one ear and right out the other? |
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If you've been cleansed of all sin, does that mean you're a) with sin, or b) without sin? Think carefully. |
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