If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
This is wonderful news. Things on the Supreme Court are finally going our way.
Justice Anthony Scalia told a journalist he believes Satan is a real person. He added that atheists just make Satan happier. He also explained something I have been wondering about. We don't hear too often these days about people being possessed by the Devil. Justice Scalia explained that is because Satan is clever and sometimes keeps a low profile. All in all, this is a gift from God: http://redriverfreethinkers.areavoic...leasing-satan/ |
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I'm glad to have leadership both wise and just
I do believe in Satan, but it's in God that I trust. That old devil has a trick up his sleeve but to resist him we need only believe in the Lion that is strong, faithful and true He (temporarily) gave his life willingly to save me and you! :harp: |
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He should have added that Jews please Satan just as much. After all, they killed Jesus and never even apologized for it.
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Jay was a Jew, became a member of Jews for Jesus, and lives in remorse because his relatives murdered Jesus. I would guess that when Jay and the Justice spot one another over the bench they exchange a thumbs up. |
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If a theological truth is so plain that even a Mary-hailing Romanist like Scalia can acknowledge it, those who deny it are without excuse.
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This makes sense. I mean, the Supreme Court ruled that corporations are people, with all the rights of people (but obviously not the responsibilities -that would just be silly). So why shouldn't Satan have personhood as well?
They also judged that what were formerly known as "bribes" are free speech. Hopefully now Satan won't bother wasting 40 days tempting us in the desert, showings us the four corners of our square planet. Just hand me a suitcase full of free speech, small denominations, used bills. It won't change me, but I can always use more money/free speech. |
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Since corporate persons will also go to heaven, and there's only room for 140,000 people in heaven, this makes everyone's odds of escaping hell even lower. The odds of getting to Heaven are already VERY low.
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This will release feral nigras, beaners, and other unwholesome characters into the wild and life will become intolerable and Armageddon will draw nigh! Can we have him declared insane and replace him with a Baptist Judge who knows what to do? |
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