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    Seeking Husbands

    Lyn and I are seeking husbands. We're true christians who attend Wayside Baptist Church.

    Our Daddy is 100% white American, and our Mom was born in China. We we're born in the USA and believe 100% in true American Christian values.


    I'm 18 and Lyn is 15, we've both pure and chaste, and have our father's permission to date and find husbands.


    Ann


    Jeremiah 29:6- Take ye wives, and beget sons and daughters; and take wives for your sons, and give your daughters to husbands, that they may bear sons and daughters; that ye may be increased there, and not diminished.
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    Re: Seeking Husbands

    And we live just outside Baltimore MD

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    • #3
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      A quick look at this slant's other threads shows her to be a lingerie obsessed whore with a pimp for a father. I warn all True Christian men that an encounter with this slut may well end with her trying to use her lady parts to ensnare you. Exercise extreme caution. She has been most reluctant to enrol on any sort of purity checking program, I doubt her virginity.

      Another point well worth bringing up is the tendency of slants to turn out to be ladyboys.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • #4
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        We will do any purity checking program that you want. We have nothing to hide.1 Timothy 4:12 - Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.

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          Originally posted by ann the chinaman girl View Post
          We will do any purity checking program that you want. We have nothing to hide.1 Timothy 4:12 - Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.
          Redeemed Papist makes a very cogent point. Without being too indelicate there may be a significant proportion of the ladyboy in your ancestorism.

          I know you people worship your ancestors so how could any True Christian™ man know for a fact what he was letting himself into when at the very least you might have a statute of a ladyboy at home on some bizaar kind of alter?

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
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            You're being silly. We are good Christian girls, 100%. Nothing strange just some Chinese background.

            We are happy to take any test or whatever to prove we are worthy.

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              Originally posted by ann the chinaman girl View Post
              We will do any purity checking program that you want. We have nothing to hide.1 Timothy 4:12 - Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.
              1 Timothy 2:11-15 11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              It's getting high time we enforced this verse on you, you uppity strumpet.

              We are alert to the wily ways of the easterners in terms of luring our good honest Christian boys into debauchery and sin.

              I'm starting to suspect that your father never beat you properly.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #8
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                Its not often that a couple of chink chicks have supplicated to God's pathway. Congratulations.


                Meeting suitable husbands can be difficult, and the families may ask difficult questions.


                I do offer a discreet service of hymen reconstructions and certificates of virginity for girls who have spent too much time on the rocking horse.


                Dr. Phil
                58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                • #9
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                  Were interested in that service. We did a lot of gymnastics and some accidents make us worry we might need fixing.

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                    Could we please have less talk about broken female parts and more praise of Jesus?

                    It's why we are all here.

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Seeking Husbands

                      Originally posted by ann the chinaman girl View Post
                      Lyn and I are seeking husbands. We're true christians who attend Wayside Baptist Church.

                      Our Daddy is 100% white American, and our Mom was born in China. We we're born in the USA and believe 100% in true American Christian values.


                      I'm 18 and Lyn is 15, we've both pure and chaste, and have our father's permission to date and find husbands.


                      Ann


                      Jeremiah 29:6- Take ye wives, and beget sons and daughters; and take wives for your sons, and give your daughters to husbands, that they may bear sons and daughters; that ye may be increased there, and not diminished.
                      Wait, I'm deeply confused right now.

                      How many husbands each one of you is seeking, exactly?

                      Originally posted by ann the chinaman girl View Post
                      We will do any purity checking program that you want. We have nothing to hide.1 Timothy 4:12 - Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.

                      Dr. Niles provides True Virgin™ Certificates. I can testify that his services are very thorough, discrete, and pleasant, although an expedite certificate (which does not involve actually seeing the patient) does not come cheap.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        Re: Seeking Husbands

                        Only one husband each (of course). We're very interested in the service

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                        • #13
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                          I was at first very excited to find not one, but two potential childbearers seeking the bonds of holy matrimony, and then my enthusiasm received a huge :::THWAP!::: in the face when I discovered that you were not only slants, but possibly ladyboys, or at least ladyboy in possible heritage.


                          Living in godless NYC, there are far too many females who are like the old whore Madonna or Kim Kardass-see-mine and this is a perpetual trap for Godly men with great intelligence such as myself. Only the Holy Ghost has kept me from falling victim to their wiles.


                          I am not feeling my spirit witnessing with your spirit (Romans 8:14-16), so I will pass on your offer. I cannot imagine raising a slant son who may have a tendency to want to fool other men into thinking he is a she someday. I do pray for your souls and I hope that any potential ladyboy demons are expelled quickly and completely.


                          COME, LORD JESUS!
                          BrotherLarry
                          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                          Amen and Amen

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                          • #14
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                            I'm sorry if you feel that way, but I can assure you I intend to be a good Christian wife in all ways.

                            My errors in the past will not be part of my future.


                            Plus we are only 50% Asian and 50% white, so with a good Husband our children will only be 25% Asian.

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                              Re: Seeking Husbands

                              Ladies personally I think you are looking in the wrong place to find husbands. Me and my wife has known each other since we little. We went to church together and the same school. We had our first date when we were 14. I asked her father for permission and was granted it. Since then our relationship went to a new level. We got married after we both graduated. Since then we have been married 8 years. We have to twin children one boy one girl. They are both 7. My advice is to marry someone you know instead of a complete stranger you meet on this forum.

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