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Col. 1:17: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist. Which part of "all things" does your sin-addled brain not understand? |
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I feel so sorry for your wives!!!
And for you for being so ignorant, it must be aggravating to be centuries behind in knowledge! |
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There is NO concrete proof that 'god' created ANYthing. There is proof, however, that scientists have. You can sit and watch them create. In person. Can you say the same about your 'god'? Quote:
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I'm not arguing that males are generally physically stronger, but strength and intellect are often mutually exclusive. Quote:
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Such naughty talk in the open forums, maybe it's you who's secretly after a spanking. ;) |
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Check and mate Zekey?
I'm willing to bet that was MADE by an atheist. :rofl: It supports my view a lot more than yours! |
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I have one everytime....multiples in fact :devil: |
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There is probably a female hormone that turns off oxygen to the brain. God knows enough women have it. Elizabeth Hasselbeck must breathe through her skin. She never stops talking long enough to take a breath, and she has never said anything that made sense. Believe me, this comes straight from Betty Bowers, who knows all of those pop tarts! Praise JESUS that these dumb bimbos fade from the public scene faster than ducks poop. |
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I can't believe a man of your age thinks women fake orgasms, we have the same experience you do, but ours is much more awesome! Now teach yourself to give your wife one! |
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YIC, Pater Doit |
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I got this from Bobby-Joe:
Dear Bunion, You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums. Reason: Suggesting an obscene act to a senior pastor ------- Paster Pistol is a kind and forgiving man but that doesn't mean the rest of us will let you take advantage of him. Keep your disgusting suggestions that he give his wife "an orgasm" to yourself and stop posting obscenities. ------- This infraction is worth 50 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire. Original Post: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=262464 Quote: Quote: Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle http://www.landoverbaptist.net/image...s/viewpost.gif Son, if you are suggesting that if a woman thinks she is having an imaginary orgasm, and all of the blood runs from her head to her nether regions and she passes out and possibly dies from lack of oxygen to the brain, that is probably a reasonable assumption. Women tend to imagine a lot of things that aren't real, and this could be a simple manifestation of one of them. There is probably a female hormone that turns off oxygen to the brain. God knows enough women have it. Elizabeth Hasselbeck must breathe through her skin. She never stops talking long enough to take a breath, and she has never said anything that made sense. Believe me, this comes straight from Betty Bowers, who knows all of those pop tarts! Praise JESUS that these dumb bimbos fade from the public scene faster than ducks poop. I can't believe a man of your age thinks women fake orgasms, we have the same experience you do, but ours is much more awesome! Now teach yourself to give your wife one! All the best, The Landover Baptist Church Forums __________________ RHINOS we know who you are! PALIN 2012! As a Palin supporter from the beginning Stop Obama from turning this country into a Muslim, Robin Hood, Baby Killing, Socialist state! I am positively NOT Angry and I am NOT gay! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Well Bobby-Joe, since you don't believe there is such a thing as a female orgasm, then you can't know if i am suggesting something obscene, since what i am suggesting doesn't even exist in you mind. Right? |
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I rebuke you in JESUS' NAME for even suggesting that Dear Mrs. Pistle would ever have been a sweaty, grunting, wiggling slut like most PAGAN women nowdays! :angry: I would give you some more infraction points, but I must go out and pray over poor Mrs. Pistle's grave. Since women probably have no souls, she is likely in HELL right now, but I am sure she gets the respect she deserves and has the old servants bringing her mint juleps by the poolside. I only hope that when JESUS calls me Home to be His strong Right Hand in smiting heathens, that I can ask Him to bring Mrs. Pistle out of torment and back to me in Heaven. I sure miss those pies. |
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Though what you describe "sweaty, grunting, wiggling slut like most PAGAN women nowdays" Isn't that what men are doing right this moment? So... women are not allowed to do this? But men are? |
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I have been pouring over my KJV1611 Holy Bible for the last two days, just searching for some indication that sex is supposed to be "enjoyed" in the way you describe it, I can find it nowhere. I my past FALSE Christian life (I'm no longer even sure that c ought to be capitalized) I shamefully engaged in sexual act with numerous women. I know for a fact that not a single of them had this "orgasm" that you speak of (and that's secular science proof that they don't have them), and I now know it was only the devil making me think that I was enjoying it. Have you considered the fact that it is the devil or one of those pagan demons you worship that is tricking you into thinking you are enjoying sex? |
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