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Pastor Ezekiel 03-16-2013 11:00 PM

Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS.....
 
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Originally Posted by johnsmith111 (Post 986728)
oh God actually wrote the Bible.

Exactly. :rtfm:

spunkunicorns 03-18-2013 03:26 AM

Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS.....
 
I have sex with old dudes doing acid. And then I let a bunch of people do me together and once a guy said hey stop doing acid and let's get this whore to Jesus. Rick James reportedly lead the way of getting high on cocaine and that's why his name is on that version of Super Freak.

Basilissa 03-18-2013 03:29 AM

Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS.....
 
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Originally Posted by pinkunicorns (Post 986992)
I have sex with old dudes doing acid. And then I let a bunch of people do me together and once a guy said hey stop doing acid and let's get this whore to Jesus. Rick James reportedly lead the way of getting high on cocaine and that's why his name is on that version of Super Freak.

You know, I don't usually recommend Wikipedia as the most reliable of sources, but - start there before you say anything else. A little bit of education won't hurt, I promise.

Daisy Mae Johnson 03-23-2013 03:27 PM

Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS.....
 
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Originally Posted by spunkunicorns (Post 986992)
I have sex with old dudes doing acid. And then I let a bunch of people do me together and once a guy said hey stop doing acid and let's get this whore to Jesus. Rick James reportedly lead the way of getting high on cocaine and that's why his name is on that version of Super Freak.


Everyone knows Rick James is a black Demon!

http://i.imgur.com/aJtuiHQ.gif


I'm sure Satan is enjoying tearing up his pooper by anally raping him over and over again with his giant, barbed tallywacker! :evilgrin:

Daisy Mae Johnson 03-31-2013 02:47 PM

Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS.....
 
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Pastor Isaac Peters 02-18-2014 07:37 PM

Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS.....
 
Because of the Blood of Jesus (the real Blood of Jesus, not the wine in the Catholic cannibal/vampire "sacrament"), I am no longer a Mary-hailer.


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