Famous Masturbators in History
As you all know, God hates seed that is spilled. Despite this, modern liberal influences have made masturbation popular. They claim it's "healthy" now, and they come up with pet names for the disgusting practice.
One reason that compulsive masturbation has become a "fad" is because it is endorsed by degenerate celebrities. I propose to establish a list of these perverts here in the Men's Only section of God's favorite forum, so that all of my Brothers in Christ will know who and what to avoid. For the first entry, one of the most evil and filthy perverts of all time: Salvador Dali! Quote:
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This is very much a lifestyle problem that needs the same treatment as homosexuality. I am afraid that we are already losing the battle, the magazine below is already available in the UK and it will be but a short time before it reaches these shores.
I will organize prayer warriors and contact our tame representative. |
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The sandniggers "prophet" :lex_12: is known to be both a chronic masturbator as well as a pedophile. :thumbdown: |
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Masturbation destroys lives!
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The movie stars of Hellywood all masturbate. And then they brag about it! What kind of example does that set for Christian children? :angry:
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The stupid IRS is full of masturbators:
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The Romanist lowerarchy, and maybe even your local Romanist priest.
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"God hates seed that is spilled."
Well he can't hate because there is no god and if there would be god then he would be kinda asshole that just wants to ruin your life. Masturbation is good for you. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:: ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: |
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If only these poor people had been given the benefit of a school visit from "Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin", history would have been a whole lot better. Then again, my shares in Clennex Tissue, wouldn't be worth a cent.
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So not even one of you guys has nominated lil ol' me in this category? :(
And I thought you were my friends. :angry: |
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Don't get me wrong Didymus, I had thought of it. In fact, it was the very first thing that sprung to my mind. But then I remembered a verse from the Bible and thought if God dosn't mock the afflicted, I wont either. Psalm 22:24 For he hath not despised nor abhorred the affliction of the afflicted; neither hath he hid his face from him; but when he cried unto him, he heard. . |
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http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/10-c...na-maturbator/
This link leads you to the stories of several hell-bound self-diddlers. I was appalled to learn of their wretched addiction; I'm sure some will be of no surprise, while others may break your heart. |
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http://www.entertainmentwise.com/new...ng-Love-Scenes
And THIS one should come as no surprise, if you'll pardon the pun. |
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The eurotrash even tell jokes about it. Can you imagine? They go out of their way to offend Jesus. :badmood:
There is nothing humorous about the sin of onanism. Even when told by harlots. :thumbdown: |
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Spilled seed was actually referred to grain that is lost when emptying sacks.
See what I did there? On a serious note, masturbation lessens the chance of prostate cancer and dulls serious sexual anxiety. If a potential rapist rubbed one out before going on the prowl, he'd be less inclined to follow through. FACT |
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Even then it's a sin. |
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There's no need to try and put words in my mouth, I was just stating a fact |
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