Re: What are the most conservative, free-market, Bible-obeying Nations in the world?
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GOD wants us to be full of hatred and division. If you don't believe me, why don't you open a bible instead of listening to Oprah for a change? God hates muslims, atheists, and libtards, so don't rush to judgement before you even know what God wants for you and for the world. |
Re: What are the most conservative, free-market, Bible-obeying Nations in the world?
Somalia is a stated enemy of God.
That being said, often times God removes the scales from the eyes of His enemies and turns them into friends. Here are five reasons that show that Somalia may see the Light and come unto God to be blessed by him in the future: 1. Knowing that a Free People must have access to unlimited amounts of guns and ammo, Somalia resembles America much more than godless Euripistan: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...ticleLarge.jpg http://biyokulule.com/young%20somali%20mooryaan.jpg 2. Somalis are already experiencing the blessings of God's Invisible Hand. There are less governmental tax collecting agencies in Somalia than in any other place in the world, and therefore, more freedom and potential: http://www.newstimeafrica.com/wp-con...-de-change.jpg http://media.commercialappeal.com/me...malia_t607.JPG http://www.bartamaha.com/wp-content/...africa_is1.jpg 3. Somali women have never been hampered and brainwashed into the evil feminazi cult, and therefore understand the value of life: breeding. http://www.unmultimedia.org/radio/en...nofafrica2.jpg http://i.huffpost.com/gen/483135/thu...A-large570.jpg |
Re: 3 Reasons why God MAY bless Somalia
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Re: 3 Reasons why God MAY bless Somalia
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In the case of Sololians, Pastuns, Saudi Arabian Wassabi-ists or however you spell it, the only things you have to change is the word they use for God, get them a new pilgrimage spot (I suggest they all walk in a circle around the Reagan Presidential Library), and get them to eat a pork chop now and then, just to be sure. Hair-straightener and some sort of skin-bleach would also be nice, but let's not be finicky. Now think of what it would take to turn an American liberal or RINO into a Christian. Think of all the things you'd have to change…I don't even know where to start. It's all fine and well to rebuke islamofascists, but let's keep things in perspective. |
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