11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! http://i.imgur.com/1xMUg4F.png Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
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@Cranky Old Man I am glad my father never bought Lego for me!
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God is well known for favoring the Israelites with lands that were occupied by godless tribes. In fact God has a habit of dispossessing heathens, God-Mockers, Catholics, etc.
Here we see what He, in His Mercy and Wisdom, has done to Denmark: |
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Thanks for reminding me how lucky I was when my father decided to leave that godforsaken island.
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Why on earth do the Denmarkish insist on being referred to as a dog breed?
http://i49.tinypic.com/2igf04m.jpg This is what they aspire to? A most perverted, beastly and bestial people! . |
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I thought that this was a great dane:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...iveSheHulk.jpg Well, her films are all 'dogs'. Denmark - a country so cold and boring that they invented some of the most toxic alcoholic beverages known to man. Most Viking raids were planned when they were drunk, so it is no wonder that they didn't go to anywhere important. Lego - a term of abuse in most civilised countries. Denmark actually exports these ugly plastic bricks. Gayowulf - Denmark's most famous 'hero' was a raving homersexual who spent most of his time walking around naked searching for something called 'Grendel', who was probably his 'furrie' boyfriend. Hamlet, Prince of Denmark - made famous by Shakespeare, a whining suicidal aristocrat who spent most of his time talking to himself - he was actually the world's first Gothtard. Hands un-Christian Andersen - a pediphile who wrote 'fairytales' as an excuse to molest children. Government = a combination of the worst aspects of monarchy and communism. They have a queen and plenty of people on welfare. Religion - most Danish people are Lutherans. Enough said. YIC Bryan. |
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I don't know why King Diamond was left off the list.
http://chaosrexmachinae.files.wordpr.../kd_family.jpg He has influenced more than one generation of satanic heavy metallers. King Diamond has been exporting his satanic messages to the United States and other countries for over thirty years. Why this music hasn't been banned yet I have no idea. This image is meant to scare you. I have burned multiple copies of this album over the years. It should not be heard by anyone. http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/les%2...the%20Oath.jpg The ridiculous shrieking heard on this song is in fact an incantation to join the Devil in his family. They literally want you to go to Hell and not to Heaven. The lyrics are hidden to protect innocent readers. Only men who are strong with the Lord should read them. You click the link, but you don't have to pay paypal): I have said a prayer to protect myself and the other users of this forum from the evils of Danish influence. |
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My ex-boyfriend was Danish. He was really nice and awesome.
Also, that's the Finnish flag. Not Danish. Danish is more like this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...enmark.svg.png |
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I keep bringing up Finland cause that's a Finnish flag. |
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"Denmarkish"? ... ye mean the Danish people?:sarcasm: |
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@Mary A. Richman Welcome! I hope we can be friends! :)
It would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus! :wub: Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus! :innocent: |
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