God Drowns More Chinks
There seems to be an endless supply of slants for God, in His infinite mercy, to smite in the ways that He deems appropriate. I for one am happy with His decision, because it reduces the hoardes I am expected to save.
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Satan will be pleased to see more slant eyed tormented souls to anally rape savagly.
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The Lord God has always favored drowning as a method of dealing with sin. Lately, He has favored water over napalm as a way to smite Chinamen.
He has sent great waves upon them in Japan and Indonesia. He has apparently sent their airliner into the sea. He frequently sends great storms among them to ravage them with flood. He sinketh their ferry. Surely, these Chinamen are despised by the Lord. I expect He will drown them for a while and then come up with some new torment. |
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These ornamentals are almost as bad as the arabs- God smites them constantly.
I'm thankful Jesus loves America. |
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God's been smiting ferries again.
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Thank God He got them young, we all know how bad koreans get when they become adults.
Here's a hint for all you kids who don't want to get smote: accept Jesus! |
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Great. More gook garbage that will eventually soil our pristine western shores.
Pastor, do you know why God wants us to suffer with this unwanted trash? What message is He giving us and why must we suffer because of the yellow menace? |
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At least in hell north and south koreans are united to enjoy eternal punishment.
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If you are too stupid to swim, you deserve to drown.
Hebrews 11:29 King James Version (KJV) 29 By faith they passed through the Red sea as by dry land: which the Egyptians assaying to do were drowned. |
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Has anyone of you ever seen a south korean?
They all pretty much look the same and have no facial expression. |
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I couldn't agree more. All South Koreans look like this:
http://i.imgur.com/QG9LSkv.jpg |
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There's more where that came from,
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As you all know, I spend quite a bit of my time over in the slope countries, attempting to bring the Good News about Christ Jesus to the Ornamentals. I can tell you from personal experience: They all look alike. Here's a group I've been Preaching to.
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Apparently even Koreans think they all look alike and can't tell each other apart. I suppose I'll have to add visual distinctiveness among clean-limbed, cheerful, ruddy-cheeked Real Americans to my list for prayers of thanksgiving.
Sunken Korea ferry relatives give DNA swabs to help identify dead |
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When I was a teenager, I had a Korean pen pal named Insoon Kim. She practically begged me for an American fountain pen. So I went to K Mart and bought one and sent it over there. Never heard from her again.
They all got what was coming, as far as I am concerned. Take that, you ingrates. |
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