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Johny Joe Hold 03-30-2014 03:09 PM

Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
There are all kinds of public arguments over homerism. The final verdict is that Noah turned away animals that had no plans to reproduce.

Arguing over "gay rights" is such a waste of time. There are none. If there were gay rights, we would have seen some Noah's Ark.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/carin-...p_ref=religion

gayfurry 03-31-2014 05:19 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
if there were no gay animals taken on the ark then explain me, a gay animal??? Take that, christianitit

Zechariah Smyth 03-31-2014 05:23 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gayfurry (Post 1077685)
if there were no gay animals taken on the ark then explain me, a gay animal??? Take that, christianitit

For the same reason there are human queers now: they choose to be perverted.

:thumbdown:

Wait: I bet you think people are born queer, right? OK: please link to a peer-reviewed scientific paper that gives unequivocal proof that queersexuality is genetically predetermined.

Mother Of Seven 03-31-2014 05:45 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1077686)
For the same reason there are human queers now: they choose to be perverted.

:thumbdown:

Wait: I bet you think people are born queer, right? OK: please link to a peer-reviewed scientific paper that gives unequivocal proof that queersexuality is genetically predetermined.

Maybe you should re-word that in words of single syllable only. I doubt she would be able to comprehend words or concepts such as 'peer-reviewed', 'unequivocal proof' or 'genetically predetermined'. This one's pretty dumb imo.

TaraAnne 04-01-2014 04:03 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1077565)
There are all kinds of public arguments over homerism. The final verdict is that Noah turned away animals that had no plans to reproduce.

Arguing over "gay rights" is such a waste of time. There are none. If there were gay rights, we would have seen some Noah's Ark.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/carin-...p_ref=religion

Well said Mayor Hold!

I do not understand this whole "Gay Rights" issue. Exactly what rights are granted to them by God. Last time I checked not one.

I would like to know why their "Gay Rights" trample my rights as a Christian woman?? Why should I have to sit by and watch two men or woman hold hands, kiss, or make googly eyes at each other in public. Why are my children subjected to these abominations?

Last time I checked the U.S. Constitution Christians were guarenteed rights not homers ! Make no mistake about it we are clearly being persecuted!

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-01-2014 01:40 PM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
I think he forgot the gay penquins.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2104190.html




http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...s_1120746c.jpg


Perhaps the Brothers should organize a hunting party and make sure these little homos dressed in tuxedos are extinguished.

Titus Templeton 04-01-2014 09:26 PM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Let's be honest. If God would do it again today with the flood gays would still be outside of the boat.

Science=Satan 04-03-2014 03:08 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1077686)
For the same reason there are human queers now: they choose to be perverted.

:thumbdown:

Wait: I bet you think people are born queer, right? OK: please link to a peer-reviewed scientific paper that gives unequivocal proof that queersexuality is genetically predetermined.

http://ts-si.org/files/MDiamondClinI...ctHormones.pdf
read this and then come back and say people arn't born gay.

Johny Joe Hold 04-03-2014 03:48 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton (Post 1078061)
Let's be honest. If God would do it again today with the flood gays would still be outside of the boat.



Noah read the Bible. He knew there was to be no abomination aboard the Ark.

Didymus Much 04-03-2014 04:05 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ScienceWins (Post 1078346)
http://ts-si.org/files/MDiamondClinI...ctHormones.pdf
read this and then come back and say people arn't born gay.

And so let's look at page 10 of your source, and there we find:

Quote:

Conclusions
The evidence for androgen-induced organization-activation in
nonhuman mammals is clear. The preponderance of evidence does
point in that direction for humans as well but the evidence is less
clear
...

Not quite the "unequivocal proof" you were asked for. :thumbdown:

Attila's Wife 04-03-2014 02:03 PM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 1077967)
I think he forgot the gay penquins.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2104190.html

Perhaps the Brothers should organize a hunting party and make sure these little homos dressed in tuxedos are extinguished.

Now there are lesbean penguins in Ireland!

Do you think this happened because penguins are like fish and didn't need to go on the ark, so the gaywise ones survived?

AtheistAsshat 04-03-2014 02:04 PM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Noah was a *** potty language ***!

Eva_Christensen 04-03-2014 02:17 PM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atheist123456 (Post 1078473)
Noah was a *** potty language ***!


Very insightful.
Matthew 12:36

Freddy Osborne 05-24-2014 02:15 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Attila's Wife (Post 1078472)

Disgusting. How did penguins get to Ireland? Did those micks get drunk and make them gay?

Johny Joe Hold 05-24-2014 02:29 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Frednekk (Post 1090572)
Disgusting. How did penguins get to Ireland? Did those micks get drunk and make them gay?


You have to believe Noah did not allow any homer penguins on the boat. It has to be due to the Irish whisky.

DemonThinker96 05-26-2014 05:22 PM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Actually, the flood never happened

Johny Joe Hold 05-26-2014 06:51 PM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonThinker96 (Post 1090987)
Actually, the flood never happened

I wish you atheists would do just a tiny bit of research before you post. We at LBC never do posts that are not carefully vetted.

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative...e-2670200.html

Pastor Ezekiel 05-27-2014 03:20 AM

Re: Noah Left Gay Animals Behind.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonThinker96 (Post 1090987)
Actually, the flood never happened

One of satan's favorite lies. :thumbdown:

Enjoy hell. Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!! :yahoo:


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