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Marriage and an afterlife of ass rape in Hell by an demonic version of Ernest Borgnine.or Chop your daddy bit off and party with Jesus.Take some personal responsibility Paul and make you mind up. |
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Absolutely not. Jesus Christ might have sympathy for you, and maybe offer you redemption, but you are never permitted to even associate with True Christians™. Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." In Christ |
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Besides incontestable scriptural arguments against masturbation; accordingly to a noted Swiss doctor Samuel-Auguste Tissot masturbation causes "a perceptible reduction of strength, of memory and even of reason; blurred vision, all the nervous disorders, all types of gout and rheumatism, weakening of the organs of generation, blood in the urine, disturbance of the appetite, headaches and a great number of other disorders."
But there is a solution for all obsessive masturbators: http://cdn.edu-search.com/uploads/antimasturbation6.jpg |
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I want to become True Christian. Gice me chance! I can change. Brother Harold Porter quoted this verse: Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." But I want to enter to the Congregation. I think, I should remain unmarried, but I don't think the God wants the physically castration. |
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Can you write me a sample prayer or something ? What should I to confess ? |
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"Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you. I know that I am not perfect and that I cannot please you through my own efforts. I know that I deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I know that I have nothing to offer you. Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me of my sins. Please cleanse me and make me right before you. I trust in what you have done on the cross. I do not rely on myself but only on you and I receive you as Lord of my life and as savior of my soul. Lord Jesus, save me. I look to you alone." You clearly need to do some serious Bible study. |
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I don't know how to proove, but I told this to Jesus with humility. I will do serious Biblie study as you said, but I read some scripture that I don't understand exactly. Am I allowed to open new topic in the Bible Study forum ? |
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Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." But I would gladly wear a chastity belt device like that Dan U Holier showed above. |
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What is this "do-it-yourself" kit ? How is it cost ? Can you show me a picture of it ? |
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2) ONLY $34.99 – for the top notch product; a great deal, don’t you think? 3) Yes: http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0...=1166390470000 |
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Get busy, gypsy. :rtfm: |
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And I cannot castrate myself. Perhaps you should travel here to my country, and do it for me. You pay the travel, of course. |
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