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SUV 10-06-2008 07:00 PM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attac...1&d=1223319168

My GOD, Brother Bath, you so remind me of Vincent Price in....Witchfinder General! :wub:

Jimmy-Roy Stewart 10-06-2008 10:26 PM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
Im' in pretty good shape from what i do for a living ill' bet id' be good in that calendar ill' do it if you say since its' important to submit to the pastors' and follow what they say.

christain-goth 10-06-2008 10:57 PM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 209895)
ewww just, ewww

Melbran 10-06-2008 11:40 PM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by christain-goth (Post 246173)
ewww just, ewww
Amen sister, Amen :fear2:

Rev. M. Rodimer 10-09-2008 05:00 PM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Melbran (Post 246214)
Amen sister, Amen
Wait, sh*tstain moth is a female? :fear2:

Ezekiel Bathfire 10-09-2008 05:17 PM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Osambo 08 (Post 245961)
Are you raping her? Why is she having an orgasm? :angry:
:wacko: You have the most strange ideas of rape and organisms. Are you sure you're a nigra?

christain-goth 10-20-2008 12:28 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 247599)
Wait, sh*tstain moth is a female? :fear2:
yup

Mr. Old Iron Crotch 10-20-2008 12:36 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 209895)
Pastor Ezekiel, that picture looks like something you would see in light-core gay porn. Just sayin'

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-20-2008 01:13 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot (Post 252798)
Pastor Ezekiel, that picture looks like something you would see in light-core gay porn. Just sayin'
How familiar are you with light-core gay porn? <_<

Mr. Old Iron Crotch 10-20-2008 01:30 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters (Post 252807)
How familiar are you with light-core gay porn? <_<
Not very.
Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!

Ammiel Habakuk 10-20-2008 01:42 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot (Post 252809)
Not very.
Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
Are you sure it was that photo, or was it your general behavior? I bet you dress like a sissy, too.

Mr. Old Iron Crotch 10-20-2008 01:57 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Ammiel Habacuc (Post 252812)
Are you sure it was that photo, or was it your general behavior? I bet you dress like a sissy, too.
Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."

Ammiel Habakuk 10-20-2008 02:51 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot (Post 252815)
Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
Is she your g-friend because she wears the g-string on you? you pervert...

Mr. Old Iron Crotch 10-20-2008 03:02 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Ammiel Habacuc (Post 252839)
Is she your g-friend because she wears the g-string on you? you pervert...
g-friend stands for "girl" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear she wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.

Ammiel Habakuk 10-20-2008 03:06 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot (Post 252844)
g-friend stands for "girl" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear she wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.
Not interested. Would rather be seeing how the LBC Calendar works out, I'm sure it will glorify GOD in mny ways, praise the sweet name of Jesus. Your harlot and your choices of underwear I will leave for GOD to judge and the Devil to punish in Hell.

Pastor Billy-Reuben 10-20-2008 01:57 PM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot (Post 252809)
Not very.
Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
Well if didn't want him to know that you are a closet pervert, then you shouldn't have been sitting there staring at it.

I think you wanted to let him know.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

SayvedByTheLord 10-20-2008 09:09 PM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
This is the typical story of a Godless closet homer. "Oh I am just asking for a friend" or "I have a friend that likes it in the rear".

You're not fooling anyone here. :angry:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot (Post 252844)
g-friend stands for "guy" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear he wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.

Rev. M. Rodimer 10-20-2008 10:20 PM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot (Post 252815)
Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
Why were you wearing her clothes? :huh:

Mr. Old Iron Crotch 10-21-2008 04:01 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 253264)
Why were you wearing her clothes? :huh:
Because I'm not:themonkey:
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.

SayvedByTheLord 10-21-2008 10:18 AM
Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
So you admit that you've tried on her clothes. Why should we believe you're not wearing them right now! :fear2:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch (Post 253379)
Because I'm not:themonkey:
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.


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