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Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
A: Somebody nailed him to a chicken. (OK OK it's not funny but after that last guy I can't miss...) |
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists can't change anything. |
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A man and his wife walk into a landover baptistry. They are both sucked into an evil world of lies and hatred and are brainwashed into becoming the sexist slaves landover so clearly values
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There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there.
Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..." :innocent: |
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Excuse me if any of these are repeats...
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances are white." Q: How does a sorority chick turn the lights on after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: What does a sorority chick say after sex? A: So, are you guys all on the same team? Q: What's the difference between a sorority chick and the garbage? A: The garbage gets taken out twice a week. Q: What is the sorority chick mating call? A: I am soooo drunk! A group of 7 sorority chicks come into a bar. They are all chanting "21 days, 21 days, 21 days ..." They order a couple bottles of champagne, grab a table in the back and start to chatter excitedly. The bartender brings the champagne and glasses to the table and asks what "21 days" is all about. One of the girls explains they just completed a jigsaw puzzle. It was really big and kinda hard. She raised her glass and so did the rest of the girls. She then said, "The box said 6-8 years, but we completed it in just ..." "21 days, 21 days, 21 days," they all chanted. |
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We are all very upset with dead beat dads who do not shoulder the burden of the children they sire. It is a shameful thing in theory, but the practical matters sometimes complicate the issues and cloud the truth. It seems a simple question, "Who is the Daddy?" These answers from the family services forms show how complex and comical the issue can become:
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Brother, is it possible that there are THAT many literate, white women with bastard children? :fear2:
I don't see a single "My baby daddy be O-BAM-A, yo!" or "I donno his name, but he be sellin smack right out yo window heah" in that list. |
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What do dwarves and dice have in common?
The most likely number is 7. |
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There where two women sitting quietly together.............
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... having an intelligent and meaningful conversation together! :haha: :rofl: |
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Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulp?
A: Non - Our wifes just have to learn how to cook in the dark. Q: Why did God provide women with slightly more braincells than horses? A: So she doesn't drink of the bucket while she's washing the floor. Q: What do you say if you find your wife lying on the floor, crying and in pain? A: Nothing - It shouldn't be necesary to tell her twice - should it? |
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Ouch lol..
Why are women shorter than men? So they can easily bend over. hehehe :innocent: |
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I thought this one was pretty funny.I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. |
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