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Johny Joe Hold 04-10-2014 09:36 PM

God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
I have to admit, I like it when God hands out revenge. It's a lesson to leftists everywhere.


In this case, there was a liberal folk-singing preacher in England who tried to bring attention to himself by rowing a boat different places and bragging about it on Face Book.


God has had it with these "look at me" liberals. He sent this on to the bottom. Take heed, liberals.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...p_ref=religion

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-10-2014 11:00 PM

Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
Well, I see God's Hand in this too. They found his body, so "the Sea gave up its dead." although not quite as dramatically as will happen in Rev:20:13.

His action serves as a lesson to all fluffy-bunny Christians: do not test the Lord Luke:4:12.

It is one thing sitting on the deck of Landover's yatch in Martha's Vinyard where the Lord smiles on us all, and saying, "OK - I'm going to take this paddle-boat into the mouth of a storm - God: do your job!"

Mother Of Seven 04-11-2014 11:29 AM

Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
There was another lieberal preacher somewhere recently who drowned when failing to prove he could walk on water, wasn't there? Maybe in deepest, darkest Africa?

Attila's Wife 04-11-2014 11:46 AM

Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
And another one, was it in California - a preacher's assistant who got washed out to sea while assisting with a baptism. He was a Messicant, though.

Yup, there's been a real spate of it lately. No pun intended. :lol:

This British yokel was obviously a fool, though. Why spend Lent rowing 150 miles? Show me where, in the Bible, Jesus did that!

Johny Joe Hold 04-11-2014 02:06 PM

Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife (Post 1080401)
And another one, was it in California - a preacher's assistant who got washed out to sea while assisting with a baptism. He was a Messicant, though.

Yup, there's been a real spate of it lately. No pun intended. :lol:

This British yokel was obviously a fool, though. Why spend Lent rowing 150 miles? Show me where, in the Bible, Jesus did that!


Interesting how God sends these fake Christian preachers to the Davy Jones Locker and our LBC pastors live on forever.

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-12-2014 01:00 AM

Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
Oh, row, row, row your boat swiftly in to :hell-4:. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily enjoy your time in :hell-4:

http://www.netanimations.net/fatcat-Q.gif

:giggle:

LOL! This story reminds me of the Priest that was Carried Away to HELL by his balloons from a few years ago. Remember that? :lol:

http://www.clusterballoon.org/index/..._Sprite_12.gif

Godfly 04-12-2014 01:58 AM

Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 1080522)
Oh, row, row, row your boat swiftly in to :hell-4:. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily enjoy your time in :hell-4:

http://www.netanimations.net/fatcat-Q.gif

:giggle:

LOL! This story reminds me of the Priest that was Carried Away to HELL by his balloons from a few years ago. Remember that? :lol:

http://www.clusterballoon.org/index/..._Sprite_12.gif

http://i1.huffpost.com/gen/1730351/t...HORN-large.jpg

Didn't you date this guy before you met Pastor Zeke?

Johny Joe Hold 04-12-2014 02:14 AM

Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Godfly (Post 1080541)
http://i1.huffpost.com/gen/1730351/t...HORN-large.jpg

Didn't you date this guy before you met Pastor Zeke?


Notice his left eye was a little discolored. Pastor Zeke got the girl.

WWJDnow 04-14-2014 08:44 AM

Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
True Christians™ can walk on water. Only those who lack sufficient faith will drown. Matthew 8

WWJDnow 04-14-2014 08:54 AM

Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 1080522)
LOL! This story reminds me of the Priest that was Carried Away to HELL by his balloons from a few years ago. Remember that? :lol:

http://www.clusterballoon.org/index/..._Sprite_12.gif

He shall fly away as a dream, and shall not be found; yea, he shall be chased away as a vision of the night. Job 20:8


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