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Nicole 02-22-2009 01:38 AM

Women: keep your hands by your side and not in your pockets
 
I've read several things on this site reguarding men masturbating, but you have nothing about women masturbating. Is there a reason for that? Women do masturbate you know.

Nurse Clampett 02-22-2009 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicole (Post 296542)
I've read several things on this site reguarding men masturbating, but you have nothing about women masturbating. Is there a reason for that? Women do masturbate you know.

What for? It's a sin and everyone knows the female orgasm is just a myth.:angry:

Nicole 02-22-2009 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett (Post 296543)
What for? It's a sin and everyone knows the female orgasm is just a myth.:angry:

You're just saying that because you've never had one.

Nurse Clampett 02-22-2009 02:07 AM

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Ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,
There's what the Bible has to say about sex toys.


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You're just saying that because you've never had one.
Mr. Ratched is a considerate Christian husband who blesses me with chloroform before attempting to beget a little Christian soldier upon me.
You only wish such a man would even look your sinful way.:glare:

Nicole 02-22-2009 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett (Post 296545)
There's what the Bible has to say about sex toys.




Mr. Ratched is a considerate Christian husband who blesses me with chloroform before attempting to beget a little Christian soldier upon me.
You only wish such a man would even look your sinful way.:glare:

I don't use sex toys, I use my finger.
I am not sinful. Masturbation is a natural part of life. Many many people do it.
Masturbation vs pre marital sex. Which would you rather I do?

Nurse Clampett 02-22-2009 02:24 AM

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Neither. Try marriage.

Nicole 02-22-2009 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett (Post 296549)
Neither. Try marriage.

I'm 18. I don't want to get married now. I want to wait a few years. But I still have all this sexual frustration. And thats where masturbation comes in. You should try it sometime. If feels sooooo good!

Nurse Clampett 02-22-2009 02:31 AM

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You sorely vex me harlot! I tell you what, go walk down as many dark alleys as possible. With any luck you'll get raped, if people like you can be raped.

Nicole 02-22-2009 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett (Post 296552)
You sorely vex me harlot! I tell you what, go walk down as many dark alleys as possible. With any luck you'll get raped, if people like you can be raped.

Clearly you're just upset because becuase you were never allowed to masturbate as a teen and now you're taking you're bulit up anger out on me.

Bob4God 02-22-2009 02:42 AM

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You are a revolting wench! I can't wait until you go too blind to see your screen and your palms are too hairy to feel the keyboard!

BURN IN HELL OR REPENT!

Nurse Clampett 02-22-2009 02:43 AM

Re: Women Masturbating
 
Clearly you're a bored teenager looking to gain attention by posting filth on a Christian site. Did mom and dad ground you this weekend? Are you a goth by chance?

Nicole 02-22-2009 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob4God (Post 296559)
You are a revolting wench! I can't wait until you go too blind to see your screen and your palms are too hairy to feel the keyboard!

BURN IN HELL OR REPENT!

I've been masturbating since I was 15, and I can still see. Those are just old wives tales.

And how bout I not, and say I did.

Bob4God 02-22-2009 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicole (Post 296564)
I've been masturbating since I was 15, and I can still see. Those are just old wives tales.

And how bout I not, and say I did.

Give me one good reason why you wouldn't want to give your heart to CHRIST?

Nicole 02-22-2009 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett (Post 296560)
Clearly you're a bored teenager looking to gain attention by posting filth on a Christian site. Did mom and dad ground you this weekend? Are you a goth by chance?

I've never been grounded.
No I'm not goth, I'm Wiccan, but thats beside the point. I've got plenty of Christian friends who masturbate. Seriously you should try it. You'll wonder how you ever lived this long without it.

Athiest FTW 02-22-2009 02:53 AM

Re: Women Masturbating
 
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Originally Posted by Nicole (Post 296544)
You're just saying that because you've never had one.

Nice:thumbsup:

Nicole 02-22-2009 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob4God (Post 296565)
Give me one good reason why you wouldn't want to give your heart to CHRIST?

I don't believe in that stuff.

Give me one good reason why women shouldn't masturbate

Bob4God 02-22-2009 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicole (Post 296569)
I don't believe in that stuff.

Give me one good reason why women shouldn't masturbate

You've already been given scripture that tells you that the LORD your GOD finds it repulsive! That's reason enough!

Nicole 02-22-2009 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Athiest FTW (Post 296568)
Nice:thumbsup:

Thanks.:thumbsup:
Someone needs to educate these people of the wonders of the female orgasm.

Pastor Al E Pistle 02-22-2009 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicole (Post 296569)
I don't believe in that stuff.

Give me one good reason why women shouldn't masturbate

You will go blind.

Athiest FTW 02-22-2009 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicole (Post 296571)
Thanks.:thumbsup:
Someone needs to educate these people of the wonders of the female orgasm.

Well, I was just saying nice cause you got her good:lol: but yeah:D


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