Seven reasons why God hates South America
South America is like a huge cancer of abomination on the surface of the Earth.
1. Most people in South America are Mary-worshiping Catholics. As we all know, Catholics aren't even Christians, therefore, God hates them. 2. Most people in South America aren't white, and we know that white people are God's favorite, while the dark people are disgraced descendants of Ham (Genesis 9:20-27). 3. Most people in South America descend from Spaniards, and there are five Biblically confirmed reasons why God hates Spain. 4. All people in South America either are or descend from Indians, and there are 20 reasons why God hates Indians. 5. All people in South America are wild savages who eat guinea pigs. These animals are not mentioned in the Bible and a True Christian™ would never eat such an animal. Here is a link showing the evidence; CAUTION: squeemish people should not click. 6. All people in South America are poor, because they are lazy, the same as all of the other Mexicans; basically, all Mexicans are degenerates. 7. All people in South America are actually satanists who worship the devil. Here is the evidence: a) They depict the devil in one of their favorite dances (it is, after all, called "diablada," and "diablo" in their twisted dialect of Latin means "devil"). They have no shame and perform that satanic dance during the day, on the streets of their cities: http://www.mycandelaria.com/conjunto...fotos/0011.jpghttps://st-listas.20minutos.es/image...jpg?1418730575 b) Their women enjoy dressing up as devils: http://i.imgur.com/mLRPV.jpg c) They also have carved images of the devil, and they worship these images. CAUTION: The following image is x-rated. Scroll down at your own risk. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2116/...007cfff247.jpg |
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You'd think after trapping those miners in the cave below the ground for so many weeks, the hispanic peoples would learn from their evil past and throw themselves at the merciful feet of Jesus. But they don't. They are a stubborn and unintelligent people who mock the LORD in every way conceivable. Consider how they mock Him by giving their degenerate sons His name, knowing full well what happens to them as they grow up.
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God hates South America, though i would not be surprised if Guyana is an exception, notice how this particular country is relatively free from "natural" disasters, I think this might be the reason:
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It's a shame that this continent of cocaine sniffing child rapists (or Catholics as they call themselves) are allowed to even call themselves America.
My solution would be to rename all of it to South Mexico. |
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Well, if you would understand God's favorite language, American, you could have figured that out already by reading this very forum thread. And no, Spanish is not a beautiful language. Translation of my Godly response: Quote:
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Back in the good old days, Pinochet did a decent job to curb those left-wing devil worshipers. While he was bullied by the international left for his efforts, I suggest the reestablishment of the Godly Operation Condor.
¡Viva la represión! ¡Basta el Socialismo! |
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More than half of them don't even speak Spanish, they speak Brazilian, which is like Portuguese but louder and with even more spitting. And they use wax to do terrible, painful things to women's bodies.
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Every part of Mexico, from the part near Arizona and Texas to way down south near the South Pole is full of Mexicans who hate Christians and Americans. They all speak Mexican, though as Sister Attlia's Wife has pointed out, some of them speak a form of Mexican that is so confusing that even the other Mexicans have a hard time understanding it.
They are Indians, Romans, alcoholics and dope fiends. They drive badly and they drink oceans of beer, which causes them to urinate all over the place inappropriately. They are generally a nuisance, though they may sometimes be induced to work for low wages. Surely, only that last has kept the Lord from sinking their entire country into the ocean. God must hate them with a burning passion. |
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Don't forget capybaras! Rats the size of dogs!
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Giant rat has never looked so good! But could that be cuy by any chance?
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