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    TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers

    Network Television Media's Homer Agenda!

    Brothers and Sisters, last night I was trying to relax in front of the TV and enjoy some innocent, wholesome viewing. Instead I was barraged with TV shows that are encouraging our sons to be homers! I was shocked and appalled.

    Let us compile a list of TV shows we would like to see BANNED!

    The Andy Griffith Show
    Superman
    Batman

    It's time to put our foots down and say NO to the Homer Agenda!

    Let's start saving our young boys from homerism and only allow shows on TV that JESUS himself would approve.

    Stern, Sister Thumper
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    I used to think the Andy Griffith Show was wholesome, but how wrong I've been! Not only is Andy sodomizing poor Opie, but Barnie seems to be watching the filthy act anticipating his turn while that transvestite on the other side does nothing but laugh!
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    • #3
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      LOL have you people absolutely LOST your minds? Andy doing Opie? Gay Superman? Batman and Robin? (oh well I always thought those two were a bit queerish, loves). I don't see how you could think these show are turning your young boys into homosexuals by any STRETCH of the imagination. I mean, loves, you are REALLY grasping at straws here! Now, just to sit the record "straight" (no pun intended) boys today are DISCOVERING their REAL SELVES and that just happens to be their GAY SELVES just as the one Universal Creator CREATED THEM. They are not simply dreaming it, they are BEING IT and I say GOOD!
      "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

      "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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      • #4
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        Why you filthy, perverted Demon!

        Why must you always defend the perverts?

        You better hope the Pastors show you some compassion when they read that.

        In the mean time I am assigning you 150 infraction points for defending homersism.

        Wipe that make up and smug look of your face you Sinner. You look worse than Mommy Dearest!

        Thoroughly Disgusted, Sister Thumper
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        • #5
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          Don't forget that lesbean show about the two girls who worked in a beer factory. Laverne and shirley. Look at this photo from their record album. How perverted!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            I'm so glad that this True Christian™ Thread has been brought back. I recently found this still of Batman and Robin which to the uneducated eye looks like they are climbing a wall:
            Click image for larger version Name: climb.jpg Views: 1 Size: 13.8 KB ID: 1902034

            BUT WHAT'S THIS???

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            Looking at the picture from a different perspective, Homer Batman is obviously dry-humping Robin.

            This is most disgusting to my Christian eyes and I am trying to divert my gaze whilst typing this Post.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
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              If you look at it from a different perspective it might look like that. However, looking from the original perspective they are simply just climbing a wall. *sigh* And you say us Unsaved ones have dirty minds.
              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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              • #8
                Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers

                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                If you look at it from a different perspective it might look like that. However, looking from the original perspective they are simply just climbing a wall. *sigh* And you say us Unsaved ones have dirty minds.
                Satan is very cunning. He hides everywhere trying to ensnare us. We must be watching for him at all times.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                  If you look at it from a different perspective it might look like that. However, looking from the original perspective they are simply just climbing a wall. *sigh* And you say us Unsaved ones have dirty minds.
                  Why haven't you been burned at a stake yet?
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • #10
                    Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    Why haven't you been burned at a stake yet?
                    I didn't know people were still burned at the stake nowadays...I'm not a witch anyways.
                    "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                      I didn't know people were still burned at the stake nowadays...I'm not a witch anyways.
                      I'll bet we could prove you are!
                      A few dunks in the river to see if you sink usually does the trick............. one way or another

                      Anyway, this Thread isn't about YOU! It's the importance of keeping our open minded Children away from Television Shows that turn kiddies into Hell bound Faggitts.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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