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Jack Rankan 11-13-2013 09:31 PM

Looking for husband for my daughter
 
My wife just popped another girls a day ago, and I figured it's never too early to look for a husband. I would like for the future husband to be a True Christian™ who would not hesitate to beat her if she deserves it.
I will personally look out for her virginity, or else I will personally stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

God bless,
Jack Rankan

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 11-14-2013 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Rankan (Post 1041161)
My wife just popped another girl...

I'm sorry for your loss, Brother. Hopefully she'll get it right next time. :thumbsup:

Pastor Ezekiel 11-14-2013 02:57 AM

Re: Looking for husband for my daughter
 
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Originally Posted by Jack Rankan (Post 1041161)
My wife just popped another girls a day ago, and I figured it's never too early to look for a husband. I would like for the future husband to be a True Christian™ who would not hesitate to beat her if she deserves it.
I will personally look out for her virginity, or else I will personally stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

God bless,
Jack Rankan

My condolences.

Maybe now you'll learn to tithe properly. Next time He could give you a retard. :glare:

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Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

WorldWideGodmockingWhore 11-14-2013 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by unworthyofgrace (Post 1041192)
I'm sorry for your loss, Brother. Hopefully she'll get it right next time. :thumbsup:

Loss? What wrong with having a girl? We should talk about a loss just when the child dies. Children are beautiful no matter their gender...

A girl

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A boy

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James Hutchins 11-14-2013 05:56 PM

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Sorry to hear the bad news Jack. Perhaps if you come rabbit hunting with the guys one of these weekends, you'll get over the shame.
It is easy hunting as the rabbits are in pens.

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 11-14-2013 08:06 PM

Re: Looking for husband for my daughter
 
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Originally Posted by WorldWideMusic (Post 1041275)
Loss? What wrong with having a girl? We should talk about a loss just when the child dies. Children are beautiful no matter their gender...

There are varying degrees of loss. While I would agree a stillborn child from a sinful womb is a greater loss, it is still an event worthy of bereavement when a hopeful father is presented with a daughter rather than a son.

Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so?

Mary Etheldreda 11-14-2013 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by unworthyofgrace (Post 1041357)
There are varying degrees of loss. While I would agree a stillborn child from a sinful womb is a greater loss, it is still an event worthy of bereavement when a hopeful father is presented with a daughter rather than a son.

Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so?

Friend, some people are obsessed with persecuting Christ through nagging and badgering His Followers. It's a sad time we live in, made only more rabid by the upcoming holiday season (the War on Christmas is upon us once again).

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 11-14-2013 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1041359)
Friend, some people are obsessed with persecuting Christ through nagging and badgering His Followers. It's a sad time we live in, made only more rabid by the upcoming holiday season (the War on Christmas is upon us once again).

Thank you Dear Sister for reminding me it is the burden we bear for following Christ...for Satan desperately aims his followers at us. :innocent:

WorldWideGodmockingWhore 11-14-2013 10:43 PM

Re: Looking for husband for my daughter
 
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Originally Posted by unworthyofgrace (Post 1041357)
There are varying degrees of loss. While I would agree a stillborn child from a sinful womb is a greater loss, it is still an event worthy of bereavement when a hopeful father is presented with a daughter rather than a son.

Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so?

What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it

Cranky Old Man 11-14-2013 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WorldWideMusic (Post 1041380)
Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all?

I expect Heaven to be like that. Being amongst fellow Christian men and watching billions of annoying women burn in Hell for all eternity.

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 11-15-2013 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by WorldWideMusic (Post 1041380)
What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it

What kind of monster do you take me for?:fear2:

God does not command us to kill our daughters anywhere in His Law. You come here to argue with us, deny Brother Jack his right to mourn, and yet you know nothing of the teachings of The Almighty.

To thee I must say, get on your knees, open up, and receive His Word!!! :kjv1611::rtfm:

Dutch Girl 11-15-2013 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by unworthyofgrace (Post 1041390)
God does not command us to kill our daughters anywhere in His Law.

Leviticus 26:29, Deuteronomy 28:53, Psalm 137:9, ...

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 11-15-2013 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 1041391)
Leviticus 26:29, Deuteronomy 28:53, Psalm 137:9, ...

You are cherry picking, but perhaps I should have made myself more clear...God does not command us to kill our daughters unless there is a good reason. Daughters are not to be automatically killed, for He put them here to bear little warriors and take care of the mundane details of life for the Christian men who marry them and who are their Elders in Christ, to free them to take on more important issues like waging war on His enemies.

WorldWideGodmockingWhore 11-15-2013 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1041383)
I expect Heaven to be like that. Being amongst fellow Christian men and watching billions of annoying women burn in Hell for all eternity.

Fine, I prefer to burn in Hell before being in Heaven surrounded of abusive, violent, ignorant and fool "Christians". You're nobody, just a bunch of sick extremists who pretend to destroy the world. Do you know that without women men can't exist? Women and men can't exist without each other and you know it, the problem is that you're to blind to know that

Pim Pendergast 11-15-2013 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore (Post 1041468)
Do you know that without women men can't exist?

Not true. Adam existed just fine by himself before Eve was created (Gen 2:15-25).

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Women and men can't exist without each other and you know it, the problem is that you're to blind to know that
How can we know something if we're too blind to know it?

WorldWideGodmockingWhore 11-15-2013 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast (Post 1041472)
Not true. Adam existed just fine by himself before Eve was created (Gen 2:15-25).

I mean humankind can't exist just with men, with no women men can't reproduce. Seriously, you have a big problem understanding people

John Creeser 11-15-2013 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore (Post 1041488)
I mean humankind can't exist just with men, with no women men can't reproduce. Seriously, you have a big problem understanding people

OK look, it's true, women do have their purpose; propagate male soldiers for Christ, clean up after them, feed them and submit to their husbands will (1 Corinthians 11:9, Colossians 3:18).

My wife is perfectly happy, well except when she has to stay out back in her menstra-hut for 7 or so days (Leviticus 15:19-30). But there is NO way she's staying in the house during her "unclean" time (which I've asked her stop, nothing gets done around the house - it's very inconvenient for me and the boys).

WorldWideGodmockingWhore 11-15-2013 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by John Creeser (Post 1041490)
OK look, it's true, women do have their purpose; propagate male soldiers for Christ, clean up after them, feed them and submit to their husbands will (1 Corinthians 11:9, Colossians 3:18).

Why? You can't feed or clean yourselves? Were men created as stupid creatures and women came to save them? That could be the reason, you're too stupid to take care of yourself, now I understand the problem, hahaha :D

Basilissa 11-15-2013 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore (Post 1041495)
Why? You can't feed or clean yourselves? Were men created as stupid creatures and women came to save them? That could be the reason, you're too stupid to take care of yourself, now I understand the problem, hahaha :D

No, sweetie. Your ignorance just shows how flawed and stupid we women are. Thanks for reminding me that. :thumbdown:

God created men in His Holy image:

Genesis 1:26-27

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him;

You don't expect God to cook and clean for Himself, do you? :o Well, you cannot expect that from Godly men, either. That's why God created us feeble minded females:

Genesis 2:18 And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him

The sole reason of our existence is to submit to our husbands:

Ephesians 5:22-24

22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Our only way to salvation is to produce as many True Christian™ offspring as possible:

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Jack Rankan 11-15-2013 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore (Post 1041380)
What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it

I hope you are joking... I really do, how can you be so cruel? Here I am, looking for at least some support, which my brothers and sisters in Christ have provided me, and here you are, mocking me? You are a heartless beast, thats what you are...


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