Looking for husband for my daughter
My wife just popped another girls a day ago, and I figured it's never too early to look for a husband. I would like for the future husband to be a True Christian™ who would not hesitate to beat her if she deserves it.
I will personally look out for her virginity, or else I will personally stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21. God bless, Jack Rankan |
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Maybe now you'll learn to tithe properly. Next time He could give you a retard. :glare: Quote:
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A girl ***CHILD PORNOGRAPHY REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** A boy ***CHILD PORNOGRAPHY REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** |
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Sorry to hear the bad news Jack. Perhaps if you come rabbit hunting with the guys one of these weekends, you'll get over the shame.
It is easy hunting as the rabbits are in pens. |
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Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so? |
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God does not command us to kill our daughters anywhere in His Law. You come here to argue with us, deny Brother Jack his right to mourn, and yet you know nothing of the teachings of The Almighty. To thee I must say, get on your knees, open up, and receive His Word!!! :kjv1611::rtfm: |
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My wife is perfectly happy, well except when she has to stay out back in her menstra-hut for 7 or so days (Leviticus 15:19-30). But there is NO way she's staying in the house during her "unclean" time (which I've asked her stop, nothing gets done around the house - it's very inconvenient for me and the boys). |
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God created men in His Holy image: Genesis 1:26-27 26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; You don't expect God to cook and clean for Himself, do you? :o Well, you cannot expect that from Godly men, either. That's why God created us feeble minded females: Genesis 2:18 And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him The sole reason of our existence is to submit to our husbands: Ephesians 5:22-24 22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing. Our only way to salvation is to produce as many True Christian™ offspring as possible: 1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety. |
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