Informative World Map
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Hello everyone,
I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is. I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room. Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later. Anyway, I hope this helps: Attachment 6096 |
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Brother Bathfire, that is a great work. Indeed it is sad that you can't break it down more closely, but once one gets started subdividing Greek Orthodox idolaters from Ethiopian Orthodox idolaters, and Shinto heathens from Confucian heathens, one ends up with a hopelessly complicated diagram.
It would take a truly Universal and Perfect intellect to sort out all the categories of damned, accursed, and unrepentantly sinful humans. Ultimately I suppose only the Lord has the ability to figure out how to properly damn people on an individual basis. ~~ OEJ |
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Brother Bathfire,
I am going to petition our local school board to begin using this immediately! YIC |
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The information on this map is really all that a person needs to understand the world. Any more detail would just be for the sake of academics. I'll print this out for my cousin's little girl to use when she's doing her homework at my house. Thank you for all the research and hard work you put into this, Brother Bathfire!
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Pray for the Godly Americans living on the Cusp of Godliness and that border to the left! If they make the wrong turn going Home,
will they become.......contaminated? :( |
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Brother Bathfire you must certainly be the harbinger I have heard so much about.
Why just last night whilst in fervent prayer I asked the Lord for to know just what land is what, and how He Judges such dwellers of those lands. He spoke crystal clear in saying that one of His Preferred Children will soon reveal all, and added that I best soon sell my abos and use the fare to procure travel to Soviet Kanuckistan so as to pick up and save Miss Cheshire, and without haste, deliver ourselves unto the land clearly pointed out by His Preferred Child. Praise. |
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PS a wise move to sell your Abos, I hear they do not thrive in polar climes. |
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A map that any summer traveler would love to... nay... MUST have! Also further proof that the Earth is flat.
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Brother Bathfire, your map is accurate and informative. It is possible that there are additional unpleasant places to identify, but the clutter would make the map unreadable.
I hope that you can create a map for True Christians to use to know which parts of the world might be safe for vacation travel. One can't stay in the U.S.A. forever, you know. I assume there are some holy sights worth visiting. |
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You might want to identify JYC on account of the sheer magnitude of its kikedom. It is the second largest concentration of Christ killers in the world; consequently, it will always remain a priority target for Obama sin Laden.
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GLORY to JESUS and kudos to you for your blessed work in compiling this wonderful teaching aid, Brother!
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Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?
1. California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it. 2. The terms 'Eskimos', 'Chinks', 'Sand Negras' and 'Jigaboos' are highly offensive racial slurs and should not be used on a Christian forum. 3. Please learn to spell properly - ie Jews, not 'Joos'. 4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization! 5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim? 6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991. 7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate. The ignorance around here astounds me.:wacko: |
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You are correct. This woman was an internationally renown boomeranger! And please tell Ge that we all think highly of him, too.
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Great map, but there's not much info about the southern cone of South America.
Fortunately, I was always good in geography, so I can help fill in some of the blanks. There's a country down there called "Chilli." Seems like their whole economy is based on exporting hot peppers and running a chain of restaurants. This is what's on their national flag: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ChilisLogo.png There's some other country down there called Artichoketina. Aside from artichokes, they're known for dances like the tango and lambada. They once had a woman president named Evita who looked just like Madonna. A few decades ago, the Artichoketinians got uppity and occupied the nearby Fakeland Islands which belong to the UK, but Maggie Thatcher sent in the Limey navy and kicked their butts. There's another pissant country down there called Urologuay. Wouldn't be surprised if there was another nearby country called Gynocologuay. Home ya'll find this info to be educational. YIC, Buford |
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Personally, I would recomend the basic entirety of New England be recoded to join their Californian life partners.
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Add stupid Indonesians to your list for the map revision:
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Ah Brother Nobar, were I to ask for submissions for the category of "fools", I suspect all but Landover would be the same color.
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Mistakes on your map: 1. Eskimos do NOT live in Iceland or Siberia, and very few live in Ontario or Quebec. 2. Eastern and southeast Alaska do NOT belong to Canada. 3. I didn't know that southern Canada, Nova Scotia, northeast Mexico, the western tip of Cuba, and northwest Bahamas belong to the US... :sarcasm: 4. Arizona is actually one of the most conservative states in the United States, far from being classified as 'homers and liberals.' 5. Jamaica and Panama are NOT in Mexico. 6. The Bahamas and Trinidad and Tobago are NOT communist countries. 7. Brazilians do NOT have a reputation for smuggling drugs. 8. So, 'Could Be Anything' is a country? :sarcasm: I believe it's called Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and southeast Brazil. 9. Iceland should be included as part of Scandinavia, or 'sex mad' as you call it. There's more which I'll edit in later. |
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Good morning .:.:.: and welcome to God's Forum™. Why don't you tell us about yourself in the introduction forum?
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Not to be offensive but I find this hilarious:D
especially that "eskimos" part.:D Actually that "could be anything" is actually part of Argentina and Chile! Too bad I don't know more about them. |
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Impressive Ezikiel. Its like you are trying to be ignorant, stupid and offensive at the same time! You do a wonderful job too. Where to start...
Russia abandoned communism. Move out of your mother's basement and you will learn that. Germany is no longer a nazi state, and it has not been for around 50 years. Anything to the north is NOT automatically Eskimos, though I might want to point out that Alaska is where a lot of Eskimos live (including your blond friend Sarah Palin) So you pretty much names everything BUT Alaska as Eskimos. A bit like banning an entire forum except for the one person you wanted to ban in the first place. I'll have you know that Northern south america is not made of nothing but cocaine fields and cocaine farmers (again, move out of your mother's basement) The term "sand nigras" is offensive, particularly from someone who brands an entire country as nazis. Also, 90% of the united states is not christian, I for one, live in one of the areas you mentioned as "godly USA". Homer is a name, so unless all of the people living in California are named "Homer" you are just making things up. I believe you meant to say "homo" in which case, everyone, including those living in "Godly USA" are homos, because we are all HOMO Sapiens. Liberals provide you with many of the freedoms you enjoy, such as the right to privacy and freedom of religion (or in your case, freedom of stupidity and ignorance). So it is very nice of you to turn around and stab them in the backs by calling them LIEberals. |
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Do you have something against Christians?
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I have nothing against christians. I am against idiots (oh I'm sorry, little people)who can not realize that we can not rely on Jesus for everything. It is not a magic stick that you can wave at first sight of trouble. Life is here for us to gain experiences. For us to enjoy ourselves. For us to live life to it's fullest.
But before I stray to far from topic, this ironically named "informative" world map is nothing but offensive. I thought I would point that out. |
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Now, get your head stuck in a KJV 1611 and start seeking Baby Jesus! |
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And as for the "accept baby jesus" part. Jesus lived and grew to be an adult, so he is no more a baby then you or I. And I would rather not accept him, I would be running the risk of turning senile. |
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I can really tell that this is a loving and selfless Church, tell me do give your possesions to the poor like Jesus told us to?
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Theocracy is merely the inevitable result of a theonomic viewpoint which is what God commands us to follow.
Theonomy means literally, “God’s law,” or the belief that the moral laws of the Old Testament are still binding today. This idea states that only Old Testament laws specifically fulfilled in the New Testament are non-binding (such as sacrificial laws, ceremonial laws and dietary laws). The moral Law of God is still the ethical standard for governing individuals and society. We are not talking about salvation, but merely government of individuals in society. Salvation cannot come through the Law, but only by grace through faith. A Christian is not under the Law as a means of obtaining salvation; nor are we under the curse of the Law since we were justified by faith. Yet when modern evangelicals claim, “I’m not under the Law,” what they often mean is that they are not in favor of it or they are not keeping it. Such a view is called: antinomianism (anti-Law) — a heresy. The system of government resulting from theonomy is called a theocracy: literally, “God’s government.” When we speak of a theocracy, it should be clear that we are not talking about a state run by a national church, or an ecclessiocracy, such as the Holy Roman Empire, or the totalitarian military dictatorships in Muslim fundamentalist states. In a true theocracy, the state does not control the church, nor the church the state, but both spheres of society are under the government of God. There is implied a decentralization of power or a “Christian Republican” form of government. If you do not come to realize the reality of this you are doomed to hell and we will not be able to help you. God always prevails. Quote:
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7 There came unto him a woman having an alabaster box of very precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat. 8 But when his disciples saw it, they had indignation, saying, To what purpose is this waste? 9 For this ointment might have been sold for much, and given to the poor. 10 When Jesus understood it, he said unto them, Why trouble ye the woman? for she hath wrought a good work upon me. 11 For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always. Jesus specifically said that giving money to the poor was a waste of time, since poor people will always be poor, and that precious ointment is an equally good way to spend one's money. Reaganomics should more accurately be known as Jesusonomics. |
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Thank you, Brother Bathfire, for this GODly map. It has helped clear up many questions I have long had about the peoples of the world. I wonder, however--can New England truly be counted as part of the USA? They seem to have a lot of gay homosexuals.
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Edit: You're question intrigued me, so I pulled some strings; this is the best I can come up with at short notice. It'll be pretty accurate. Catlix, their piffling priests and homerism show a very strong correlation. PS Orange County VT looks like a place to be buying a home... |
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Wow - this New England map is very useful. Now I can be sure to plan any driving in these areas so as to not inadvertantly pass through a quagmire of abomination. I have heard that in those areas it is nearly impossible to drive an entire mile without witnessing several homosexual acts. May the LORD never guide me into such a place!
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Brother Bathfire, your frightening map of New England is as blood-chilling as Ted Kennedy softly whispering behind your ear while dressed as a pedophile priest.
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I, too, have a problem with the map, though. Why isn't New York City shown as JOOS, too? I hardly think we can call that cesspit part of the "Godly USA." BTW, I'm keeping a watchful eye on the Eskimos, they're obviously looking to dominate the world, seeing as they've conquered the largest territory. |
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Also, I'm going to go live with the Asians. Yes Asians, not chinks. They are Asians. Chink is a slang term for Chinese. Yes, Chinese. Not Asians. Seriously, if you're going to mock a culture mock your own, for it is the most closed minded of all. Inc B&? Love ~Truth |
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Just one point though. WTF is 'That's from DNA studies.' supposed to mean? They came from Britain! That is a proven fact. Ask anyone with a junior high education. Love ~Truth |
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Wow, I'm an eskimo and I didn't even know it. Thank you guys for informing me. Dudes, seriously, get brains.
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If you can come up with a better map, let us know. I doubt that, with a name such as yours, this will be possible. I think your parents foresaw what type of person you would turn out to be.
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