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Glendora Christianson 02-26-2007 12:29 AM

Easter is about Jesus. Period
 
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Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA

PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.

SUV 02-26-2007 03:46 PM

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Here I am, Mother Glynndie, FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!

But, JESUS! we won't have to sit around and talk about the Bible or anything, though, will we? I am much too busy coordinating my EASTER ENSEMBLE

Daisy Mae Johnson 02-26-2007 04:20 PM

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GLORY!!!!!!!

HAPPY EASTER DAMMIT!!!

Brother John 02-27-2007 08:37 AM

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What about the Bells of Rome? :D

Pastor Ezekiel 02-27-2007 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Apollyon (Post 46358)
What about the Bells of Rome? :D

Rome is filled with gypsy pickpockets and mary-worshiping papist paedophiles, so whatever bells they ring hold no meaning for any True Christian™.

To me, Easter is the time to celebrate and remember how our Saviour suffered unspeakable temporary pain, died a temporary death, then arose on the third day having miraculously washed away all of our sins*. We cannot thank Him enough for that. It is literally impossible.







*Certain conditions apply, see the fine print of the Holy KJV1611 Bible for complete details. No Saviours were actually harmed in the redemption of your soul, as being God Almighty would neccessarily mitigate any pain or destruction of flesh.

Marshall 04-06-2007 04:09 PM

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Don't forget, Jesus didn't hippity hop down any bunny trails when He temporarily died for our sins. He was tortured by the Pagan proto Wiccan Romans and sent to His Glorious fate by the filthy Jews who chose a scabrous criminal over our Lord and Saviour. He didn't hang on the Cross of Calvary so kids could frolic on lawns and mock Him with colorful eggs and Chinese candies.

Easter is serious business so stifle the fun factory and get back to appreciating Jesus.

Brother V 04-06-2007 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 55247)
He was tortured by the Pagan proto Wiccan Romans

I wonder if the Romans thought to themselves...

"man, this seems a lot like mithras"

V

OnYourKnees 04-06-2007 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother V (Post 55248)
I wonder if the Romans thought to themselves...

"man, this seems a lot like mithras"

V

Deja vu, eh?

Jack 04-06-2007 10:08 PM

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So what about Christian bunnies? :D

OnYourKnees 04-06-2007 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack (Post 55332)
So what about Christian bunnies? :D

Show us one.

And show us where Jesus had anything to do with bunnies.

Marshall 04-07-2007 03:36 AM

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Look here Jack(if thats your real name),
Jesus didn't like silly rabbits. He died temporarily on a Roman torture cross for our sins! It took a long time for Him to seemingly die too. It's not like He was waterboarded by the CIA, He really suffered. The least you could do is show some appreciation by not mocking His ordeal with bunnies and boiled eggs.
I'm offended by the way the mainstream uses Easter as a greeting card holiday.

bornagainagnostic 04-09-2007 07:31 PM

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What if you made a chocolate crucifix and ate that on Easter? :jesus:

SUV 04-09-2007 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bornagainagnostic (Post 56216)
What if you made a chocolate crucifix and ate that on Easter? :jesus:

What if you just Let Go and Let God!

With those colors and your choice of the 'Crucifix' Smiley, you just might be off to a good start here! :thumbsup:

Brother Temperance 04-09-2007 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bornagainagnostic (Post 56216)
What if you made a chocolate crucifix and ate that on Easter? :jesus:

You'd be considerably less blasphemous than the average Papist, that's what.

Evil bunny 03-10-2008 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bornagainagnostic (Post 56216)
What if you made a chocolate crucifix and ate that on Easter? :jesus:

YUM!!

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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees (Post 55350)
Show us one.
And show us where Jesus had anything to do with bunnies.

The Easter bunny is a religious mascot, it doesn't have to have anything to do with Jesus.

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Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 55247)
Don't forget, Jesus didn't hippity hop down any bunny trails when He temporarily died for our sins. He was tortured by the Pagan proto Wiccan Romans and sent to His Glorious fate by the filthy Jews who chose a scabrous criminal over our Lord and Saviour. He didn't hang on the Cross of Calvary so kids could frolic on lawns and mock Him with colorful eggs and Chinese candies.

Easter is serious business so stifle the fun factory and get back to appreciating Jesus.

The jokes you make about Jesus 'hopping' like the Easter bunny AREN'T funny. Easter is not just some kind of 'fun factory'. Grow up.

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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson (Post 46041)
Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA

PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.

What about freedom for all bunnies?

JennyD 03-11-2008 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BBQ bunny (Post 157445)
What about freedom for all bunnies?

You're free to be prepared in the manner of your choice. Would you rather be:

Slow-roasted

Rotisseried

BBQ'd

Stewed

Poached

or Deep Fried?

Pastor Ezekiel 03-11-2008 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JennyD (Post 157654)
You're free to be prepared in the manner of your choice. Would you rather be:

Slow-roasted

Rotisseried

BBQ'd

Stewed

Poached

or Deep Fried?


Don't forget rabbit casserole! Sister Thumper really has a way with those. :wub:

Evil bunny 03-11-2008 05:53 AM

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Don't forget rabbit casserole! Sister Thumper really has a way with those. :wub:

I'd choose a rabbit casserole with Sister Thumper any day. Sounds HOT!

Offcr. Albert Martin 03-12-2008 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson (Post 46041)
Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit!

I thought you didn't curse on the forums?

Matt 03-13-2008 06:46 PM

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Emmie Lou's dog came home with a bunny the other day. It was the cutest little thing. They played and played and played all afternoon together.

I took a picture to send out with our Easter cards.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ppy_Easter.jpg


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