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Johny Joe Hold 03-12-2013 07:30 PM

Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
I watch the Catlick church closely. After all, it is a competive branch that calls itself "Christian". We True Christians™ have to respond if it offers something we do not.

The big trend these days is "diversity". You can see the Catolick Church trying to sneak in a dirversity program without every calling it that. They had a Polish Pope, then a German Pope. I can imagine they are going around the world saying, "Look, we practice diversity."

What we True Christians™ must be on guard for is them picking a Pope from their collection of what appear to be captured slaves. I saw a few being taken into the conclave by white Cardinals who were, obviously, in charge of them.

We must pray they do not name a nonwhite Pope that we would then have to deal with.

Levi Jones 03-12-2013 07:37 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Amen, Mayor.

It's somewhere around 50/50 in the heathen secular betting lines that the next pope could change the Eucharist from crackers and wine to fried chicken and grape soda.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 03-12-2013 07:47 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Let's not be so quick to judge here. Peter Turkson could be an ex-black. He is concerned enough about Islam and its insidious spread throughout the white world.

Cardinal Peter Turkson: Conservatism's Cape crusader


Quote:

At a meeting of senior Vatican figures last October, he showed a video on the subject of Muslim demographics, predicting that the far higher Muslim birthrate would soon lead to large parts of Europe, including France, being taken over by Islam.

Dr Laurence Niles 03-12-2013 08:22 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
I don't know.

If a Nigra was in charge maybe they would focus the attention of Priest away from young, sandy haired, eager young male youths with their whole life in their strong masculine thighs and start rapin' those Godless, no account skank teenage white girls who will end up being cock teasing whores, anyway.

YIC

Alphonse Alban 03-12-2013 08:26 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 985419)
They had a Polish Pope, then a German Pope. I can imagine they are going around the world saying, "Look, we practice diversity."

After those two, maybe next one will be Jewish Pope :lol:

Godfly 03-12-2013 11:41 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
If they choose a darkie he'll end up as Popebama, or Pobama. There is enough butt sex in catlickerism without adding a giant black penis into the mix. If they have a black pope many young rectems will be destroyed past the point of salvation!

Pastor Ezekiel 03-13-2013 02:55 AM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Maybe they'll have a girl pope. They all worship Mary anyway. :glare:

Kooterbreath 03-13-2013 04:59 AM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Most unlikely. It's going to be either another Italian or a (Caucasian) Brazilian.

You're not getting your Nigra Pope or Peter the Second anytime soon.

Mary Etheldreda 03-13-2013 05:41 AM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kooterbreath (Post 985532)
Most unlikely. It's going to be either another Italian or a (Caucasian) Brazilian.

You're not getting your Nigra Pope or Peter the Second anytime soon.

And what a big surprise - neither of them are "clean" of sex abuse scandals.

Philemon 03-13-2013 10:46 AM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
catolicks are all homers, especially the ones in the Vatican:

link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21753860

Zechariah Smyth 03-13-2013 11:36 AM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Personally, I think it would be hilarious if they had a shoeshine pope.

"It's Friday, y'all, ever'body fry you up a mess uh catfish."

"Here, have a oyster cracker and some Thunderbird. Boom! You done et the lawd. Now go on."

:lol:

Alphonse Alban 03-13-2013 12:26 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
I thought that black smoke meant they now have nigra patron saint of pedophiles.

Kooterbreath 03-13-2013 01:38 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 985537)
And what a big surprise - neither of them are "clean" of sex abuse scandals.

Are there any news about sex abuse scandals involving either Cardinal Scola or Cardinal Scherer.

Zechariah Smyth 03-13-2013 01:56 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kooterbreath (Post 985575)
Are there any news about sex abuse scandals involving either Cardinal Scola or Cardinal Scherer.

Two things:

1. All catlicks are complicit in these sex crimes against children.

2. Mrs. Etheldreda is not your personal google machine.

YiC,

Zech

MisterM 03-13-2013 06:02 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
If they choose darkie Pope, maybe finally some of the Catlics realize the True nature of their so-called Christianity.

Mary Etheldreda 03-13-2013 07:35 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Well praise the LORD, at least the Vatican has been spared Darkie influence.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/14/wo...-new-pope.html

But sadly, the Cardinals choose a Beaner from Argentinia.

Malencia 03-13-2013 07:48 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 985648)
Well praise the LORD, at least the Vatican has been spared Darkie influence.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/14/wo...-new-pope.html

But sadly, the Cardinals choose a Beaner from Argentinia.

I think he's Italian.

Bjorn Jensen 03-13-2013 07:50 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Dont tell me they picked a beaner. Are they sure he's not an illegal? Will he do the lawn in the Vatican garden? Is his whole family going with him?

BelieverInGod 03-13-2013 07:52 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Remember there was a large number of Germans that moved to that region in the late 40's.

Let's pray it was one of them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21777747

Didymus Much 03-13-2013 07:53 PM

Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 985648)
...But sadly, the Cardinals choose a Beaner from Argentinia.

Wow. They drafted a 76 year old? No pennant for them this year. :thumbdown:

So who's it gonna be? The Cubs, maybe? Reds need a good closer, and the Brewers and Pirates are too weak at the plate, IMO.


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