Easter is about Jesus. Period
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Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA
PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection. |
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Here I am, Mother Glynndie, FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!
But, JESUS! we won't have to sit around and talk about the Bible or anything, though, will we? I am much too busy coordinating my EASTER ENSEMBLE |
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GLORY!!!!!!!
HAPPY EASTER DAMMIT!!! |
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What about the Bells of Rome? :D
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To me, Easter is the time to celebrate and remember how our Saviour suffered unspeakable temporary pain, died a temporary death, then arose on the third day having miraculously washed away all of our sins*. We cannot thank Him enough for that. It is literally impossible. *Certain conditions apply, see the fine print of the Holy KJV1611 Bible for complete details. No Saviours were actually harmed in the redemption of your soul, as being God Almighty would neccessarily mitigate any pain or destruction of flesh. |
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Don't forget, Jesus didn't hippity hop down any bunny trails when He temporarily died for our sins. He was tortured by the Pagan proto Wiccan Romans and sent to His Glorious fate by the filthy Jews who chose a scabrous criminal over our Lord and Saviour. He didn't hang on the Cross of Calvary so kids could frolic on lawns and mock Him with colorful eggs and Chinese candies.
Easter is serious business so stifle the fun factory and get back to appreciating Jesus. |
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"man, this seems a lot like mithras" V |
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So what about Christian bunnies? :D
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And show us where Jesus had anything to do with bunnies. |
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Look here Jack(if thats your real name),
Jesus didn't like silly rabbits. He died temporarily on a Roman torture cross for our sins! It took a long time for Him to seemingly die too. It's not like He was waterboarded by the CIA, He really suffered. The least you could do is show some appreciation by not mocking His ordeal with bunnies and boiled eggs. I'm offended by the way the mainstream uses Easter as a greeting card holiday. |
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What if you made a chocolate crucifix and ate that on Easter? :jesus:
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With those colors and your choice of the 'Crucifix' Smiley, you just might be off to a good start here! :thumbsup: |
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Slow-roasted Rotisseried BBQ'd Stewed Poached or Deep Fried? |
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Don't forget rabbit casserole! Sister Thumper really has a way with those. :wub: |
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Emmie Lou's dog came home with a bunny the other day. It was the cutest little thing. They played and played and played all afternoon together.
I took a picture to send out with our Easter cards. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ppy_Easter.jpg |
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