I hope Jesus Posts Again
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I hope You will post again this year. I wasn't part of this forum when You chose to bless us with Your Presence. I'm just an unworthy servant, with no one that cares much about me - but I know You care. If You will even say hello, it would be enough to last a lifetime. "I can't believe how I wasted all of those years. I can't believe that I cried so many tears. If my love could be measured by the tears that I've cried, there'd be an ocean from where I stand that would reach to the other side. Jesus, I'm an open book. Won't you read every page of my heart? Jesus won't you take a look and help me make a brand new start." Humbly, Brother Larry |
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He says if you Tithe and Pray enough He will consider an appearance. But you have to give till it hurts. :jesus-stoning:
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YIC |
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Ah, it seems to me any divine and sacred church is in fact a very profane, profit oriented enterprise. A shame it is subsidized by the state through tax relieves. |
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IS THIS THING ON??!? Uh, ok, now, repeat after me: "Landover BAPTIST Church is not Catholic, has nothing to do with Catholics, does not fund the Catholic Church, and believes that all Catholics are going to Hell just as fast as that Didymus Much asshole that keeps pestering them for actually following every word of the King James Bible". :angry: |
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Winston! What the heathen said ^^^. |
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Do I want to know what it means to "fud the palace"?
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The mentioning of the catholic church was just a simile. I apologize if there were any misunderstandings. I should have made myself clearer. |
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Latest research suggests churches and religious organizations in the United States receive more than 82.5 billion US dollars per year in tax subsidies. Clearly that is not enough. We don't spend it on foolishness like the catholics. You won't see Pastor Zeke in some goofy fishhead hat, silk dresses and fancy women's shoes. He travels in style because the LORD blesses him and his hard work through the generous gifts of his flock, not because he's obsessed with bullet proof glass. He knows the LORD will protect him. And some of the places he travels are very remote. You think he finds his Indonesian house boys through the local Merry Maids? |
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:stop: We follow the divine path of Capitalism and Low Corporate Taxes because Jesus was the first Business Man®. "And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father's business?" Luke 2:49. America's Dreaming about Jesus :biggrinthumb: The Church is a Divine Corporation, not built by human hands. We answer to a Higher Power :innocent:, above the laws that govern normal business, therefore not susceptible to secular taxes. We tax them. Hope that helps. In His Grip, Jon Bradley, Financial Peace University Teacher Assistant |
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If you worked as hard as our pastors do for the Lord, He would bless you with rewards like this, too. But instead of getting up off your lazy liberal behind and doing your part, all you do is attack those who work harder than you do for being successful. |
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John 6:58 King James Version (KJV) 58 This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever. Quote:
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I have no doubt that Jesus will return to this thread on His Holy Birthday, if enough of you Pray for it. :pray: And tithing robustly, don't forget that. :shades2: |
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Hopefully Jesus will be here soon to sort out all of the decadence in this world.
All the murder, paedophilia and rape (anal) will be brought to an end as He takes us True Christians™ up to Heaven to sing His praises at His bosom for all eternity. I sure hope He drops in to give us a workable timeframe for the Rapture. YIC |
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