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Pastor Ezekiel 12-31-2013 05:31 AM

Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
THIS kind of story makes me shake my head in despair. The darkies are just incapable of comprehending the majesty of Christ.

Quote:

Pastor Drowns When He Attempts To Walk On Water

A news organization,WORLDNETDAILY has reported the following unfortunate incident: “An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus’ miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa. Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon’s capital of Libreville.

‘He told churchgoers he’d had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus,’ an eyewitness told theGlasgow Daily Record. ‘He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat. He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back.’ A researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus’ miraculous walk on the surface of water — ice. Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof and the co-authors of his study theorize that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called ‘springs ice.’

"This horrible incident, together with a “professor’s” response, progresses from the tragically untaught to the supremely obtuse. The Tragedy of Ignorance“‘Pastor’ Kabele” obviously was a very sincere man; but sincerity does not nullify ignorance. I do not use this term in a pejorative way. All of us are ignorant in some matters. It’s just that sometimes one form of ignorance can have a greater consequence than others. In the first place it should be noted that “revelations” from God do not occur today. When the Old Testament era came to an end in Malachi’s day, 400 years passed with no “revelations” from God.

This era frequently is described as “the four silent centuries.” With the coming of a new age, from the commencement of Jesus’ ministry to the death of the apostle John, there was another relatively brief period when supernatural revelation and signs were manifest. When the New Testament was completed, and the apostles and other people possessing miraculous abilities died, no further signs were provided.

Had poor Mr. Kabele known his Bible better, he would not have attempted his “miracle” feat; had he possessed a moderate amount of common sense, he quickly would have discovered he could not “walk on water,” before the sea finally took him.

Didymus Much 12-31-2013 07:23 AM

Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
Darwin wins this round, I guess. :lol: (but :()

Dr Laurence Niles 12-31-2013 11:38 AM

Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
Just goes to show that this man did not have enough faith in Jesus and so Jesus Smote him with the drowning.

When will people realise that not just any old man can be a Pastor? And thank God that Jesus sent this obvious liar as a clear and obvious message that He loves us and we should love Him I have never met a True Christian™ who has drowned.

Only sinners drown: that is the message.

YIC

Attila's Wife 12-31-2013 12:21 PM

Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
I despair of Africa. Did nobody even think to video it on their phone?

Zechariah Smyth 12-31-2013 01:58 PM

Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
Good grief, what is that "professor" talking about Jesus walking on ice? What a nutjob.

:wacko:

Don't you think that if Jesus would've walked on ice it would've been DESCRIBED that way? Ice and snow and frost are all mentioned in the Bible, so it isn't like God invented them after this miracle.

Some people.

YiC,

Zech

Mary Etheldreda 12-31-2013 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1052229)
Just goes to show that this man did not have enough faith in Jesus and so Jesus Smote him with the drowning.

Oh AMEN Brother! Why, if one, just one person was Saved by watching this false shepherd being ushered into the depths of Hell, then it was worth it!

James Hutchins 12-31-2013 06:06 PM

Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
Such a easily avoided tragedy.

Had the nigra actually been a Christian (which is near impossible unless that are a graduate from the LBC Ex-Nigra Biblical School) Satan may not of led him to the depths of Hell. Furthermore, I think the creatures owners have some culpability. They need to watch better over their things. I hope they did not have the unmitigated gall to submit a loss claim with the insurance company.

IreneS 12-31-2013 11:24 PM

Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
We'll soon be getting emails from the beneficiaries of this nigra's will asking for our help to get his millions out to the West.

VictoryOS 01-01-2014 01:29 AM

Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1052236)
Good grief, what is that "professor" talking about Jesus walking on ice? What a nutjob.

:wacko:

Don't you think that if Jesus would've walked on ice it would've been DESCRIBED that way? Ice and snow and frost are all mentioned in the Bible, so it isn't like God invented them after this miracle.

Some people.

YiC,

Zech

Another example of how far the sickular lieberal media will go to continue to persecute Christians. They will get their just reward for their actions come the Judgement.

Daisy Mae Johnson 01-01-2014 06:18 PM

Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
Silly negro. He mustn't have been very bright.

1. It is a well known fact that negroes cannot swim

2. Do NOT mock :him-fancy: or He will strike you down.

Naomi Ruth Lamb 01-02-2014 02:32 AM

Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
 
Isaiah 43:2 tells us that the LORD doesn't allow His people to drown (I assume there is fine print somewhere, but still...) had this darkie been in good stead with the Heavenly Father, He would still be walking and leaping and praising God.


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