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Originally Posted by MonicaMatei (Post 1170091)

Dude, the only reason I'm on this site is because I want to trigger your rage. Hope you get mad. And I'll make sure to break even more rules.

Your parents must be proud.:lol:

You cannot upset us, we are True Christians™. We know that God will resolve your pent up 'issues' when He send you to Hell! :sinner::haha:

A communist, a spy and a chinese walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.

How are women like airplanes?

They both have cockpits...

How is deer meat cheep? The balls are under a buck. XD

Q. What is the most dangerous place in the world?
A. A liberal woman's uterus.

Q. What do feminists use for contraception?
A. Their personality.

Thanks, Dennis

Subject: Wife Missing

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Husband:
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Sheriff: Height?

Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sheriff: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sheriff: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sheriff: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

Sheriff: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?

Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sheriff: Take it easy sir,

we'll find your truck!!!

https://twitter.com/BW/status/1326878717487030272

"Never make an important decision without a woman at the table"

As an example, "Honey, would fetch me a sandwich? Us men at the table are making an important decision."

Q: How is Rudy Giuliani like a fertilizer warehouse?

A: They both take a lot of crap, but America can't survive without them.

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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1276816)

Q: How is Rudy Giuliani like a fertilizer warehouse?

A: They both take a lot of crap, but America can't survive without them.

Brother you forgot the punchline: MAGA 2024.