SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
Taste the rainbow, indeed! The homosexual agenda has taken many shapes and sizes, but we have been onto it at every turn of it's quest to recruit our children to the queer lifestyle!
This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies! ATTENTION: WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND THOSE WITH WEAK SPIRITUAL CONSTITUTIONS SHOULD NOT CONTINUE! http://www.iomny.com/innercontinenta...5_skittles.jpg Right off the bat we can see that these sodomite sweets are attractively decorated with the bright colors of the rainbow, which was long ago adopted as the homo calling card. The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." There was a 200% increase in Skittles sales when they started using that slogan. At the same time, incidents of homosexuals abducting and raping young Christian boys skyrocketed. Coincidence? I doubt it. :glare: http://www.photosandiego.com/blog/archives/skittles.jpghttp://online.wsj.com/media/skittles...0302182708.jpg When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles. Each color of Skittles has a different meaning. Homosexuals will keep a variety of these in their pockets, and when they see a potential homosexual or homosexual recruit, they will attempt to hand-feed it into their mouth. According to the color, that is what the "host" wants to do with the "guest." GREEN: Fornicate in a public park YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth! :fear2: Friends, I am calling for a ban on ALL Skittles products, whether it be food, clothing or decorative ornaments! THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT SKITTLES MAY BE INJECTED WITH THE AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY! If you find your children eating these candies, TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE! MAY GOD KEEP YOUR FAMILIES SAFE! |
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I was going to comment on this vile abomination..but fainted after reading it. You can better believe that NOOOOO Skittles will ever be purchased again at the Johnson Residence!
I can't click back on this thread (for fear that I will faint again) but will ALERT a GODLY Pastor. In JESUS'S name Amen! |
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I never liked the things. The flavors were completely gay and all that. Back in the day the real candy of real men was Warheads. You ate one and got hairs on your chest for doing it! Real man's "take the skin off the back of your throat" kind of sour. No queers and homers allowed!
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It was a a waste of perfectly good fricasseed spotted-owl and sea-turtle soup. This is a wonderful example of the maniacal homer agenda, but PLEASE make your warning a bit clearer or post in red letters. Is there no limit to what qweers and goths will do to ruin our youth? Have a care, Brother. Sea turtle is VERY expensive and will be as long as it's on the endangered species list. No one notices when a couple of owls go missing, but they are a taste treat as well! |
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Candy has long been a way for the Homers too lure children into their grip.
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However, before I present our findings, let me remind you that, on average, there are 42 Skittles in a pack! And what is 42? According to the despicable atheist author of “The Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy,” it is “the answer to the world, the universe and everything”! Yes, dear reader, we know that God is the answer to the world, the universe and everything yet Skittles claim they are! They are “of The Devil”! 42? Coincidence? I think not! And now to canuba wax. To wax means to coat with wax; this is to lower friction and who, in this context, other than a homer would want too “lower friction”???? :fear2: O the iniquity! |
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I would like to point out that M&Ms are the same shape as skittles, as well as also being rainbow.
So, are they gay too? :devil: |
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because they are pink?
it is just a color, how can it make something homosexual? |
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Why can't it be just what it is- a rainbow.
Not a symbol for anything, just red, orange, yellow, green, and blue sitting side by side. I fail to see how a candy is gay. |
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Actually they wanted a flag for their community. The rainbow represents their wide diversity AND equality.
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That is an outrageous claim! It makes absolutely no sense. But, this does:: LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) Pride (1978) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...y_flag.svg.png http://upload.wikimedia.org/skins/co...gnify-clip.png Pride flag (LGBT community) Main article: Pride flag (LGBT community) The rainbow flag, sometimes called 'the freedom flag', was popularized as a symbol of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) pride and diversity by San Francisco artist Gilbert Baker in 1978. The different colours symbolize diversity in the gay community, and the flag is used predominantly at gay pride events and in gay villages worldwide in various forms including banners, clothing and jewelry. Originally created with eight colors, pink and turquoise were removed for production purposes and as of 2008, it consists of six colored stripes, which should always be displayed with red on top or to left. Aside from the obvious symbolism of a mixed LGBT community, the colors were designed to symbolize: red (life), orange (healing), yellow (sunlight), green (nature), blue (harmony), and purple/violet (spirit). It is most commonly flown with the red stripe on top, as the colours appear in a natural rainbow.[11] The flag has very positive meanings! :innocent: |
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