Glendora's Locust Biscuits
Folks, did you know that Abraham's family had to eat Locust Biscuits because there wasn't very much food in the desert, but there were lots locusts? Anyway, I was having a slow baking day, so I came up with a good recipe for what may have been Abraham's favorite dish.
1/3 cup shortening 1 3/4 cups flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup locusts 3/4 cup milk Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Mix ingredients and spoon out on a greased cookie sheet. Bake for ten minutes. PS Grass Hoppers or Almonds can be substituted for the locusts. |
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Cicada's are coming this year I hear. Might be even better than Locust because they age much longer. But they do make so much noise.
http://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/ Perhaps you should send them your recipe! http://www.newsdesk.umd.edu/pdf/cicada%20recipes.PDF We could put all them homeless people to work gathering these critters and we could feed them too! and here's a recipe for Cicada pie, mmmmm. http://www.wlwt.com/news/2968023/detail.html Quote:
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Oooooooh I love swapping Recipe's!! :thumbsup:
If you have access to Chocolate there's nothing better than: Chocolate Cricket Chip Cookies 1. 2 1/4 cup flour 2. 1 tsp. baking soda 3. 1 tsp. salt 4. 1 cup butter, softened 5. 3/4 cup sugar 6. 3/4 cup brown sugar 7. 1 tsp. vanilla 8. 2 eggs 9. 1 12-ounce chocolate chips 10. 1 cup chopped nuts 11. 1/2 cup dry-roasted crickets 12. Preheat oven to 375. In small bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. In large bowl, combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla; beat until creamy. Beat in eggs. Gradually add flour mixture and insects, mix well. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded measuring teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 8-10 minutes. Of course, if your Crickets aren't already Dry-Roasted just catch-em and cook-em anyway. Tasty |
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GLOWry, Mother Glynndie! Sounds close to the baked goods I myself am famous for here at Landover Baptist.
I won't commit the Sin of Pride yet one more time in bragging about it, but it's also nice iced with Mayonnaise and looks sort of thus: http://images.allrecipes.com/site/al...mall/36112.jpg |
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Speaking of recipes, I have one for Geoduck, a large clam that grows in the waters off the Pacific Northwest. The geoduck (pronounced gooey-duck) meat sticks out of its shell, and is very delicious.
http://www.nefsc.noaa.gov/faq/images/geoduck.jpg My wife Delores loves geoducks steamed, just like I learned when I was growing up in Cleveland. When I put on my chef's hat, Delores gets excited because she knows she's going to get a delicious Cleveland Steamer. Then, after dinner, we go downstairs to the damp music room in the basement and Delores plays my rusty trombone. |
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My GOD, Brother H. Monty, that does indeed look every bit as Delicious as the one Pastor gave me!!!
(So who needs "steamed hams?") PS Bless you for helping me to ignore this new Sinner, Dances with Joy. If female, this sounds rather Gomer/wicker to me. And didn't she also used to do Dances with Wolves, too? Abomination!!! Quote:
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I saw a beautiful movie about a soldier who was so sick of killing that he was ready to die, who went west to see the frontier before it was gone, met the people who lived there, he and they overcame language and cultural differences to forge a friendship, they basically adopted him into the tribe, he fell in love, defended his newfound extended family against attack, and when he was later attacked, they came to his defense. |
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I'd say that it was a bit more than a boo boo. I wonder how loud you would cry for mommy with a similar wound, about to have your foot sawn off with no anesthetic and knowing that you would likely lose what was left of your leg to gangrene anyway. It's easy to see why a quick death would have been preferable. |
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Please explain to me how HELL would ever be a good option? |
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Little missy, you are going to be one surprised heathen when Jesus drop-kicks you down into hell. Whether you believe anything or not doesn't matter a bit to the reality of your fate. When your eyeballs boil and pop, when satan is ramming his razor blade encrusted tallywacker up your poop chute, when you are gagging on scalding hot bile, when all this is happening to you for all eternity.....then maybe you'll re-think your obstinate position. Praise Jesus. Of course by then it will be far too late. |
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Why are you people so consumed with fantasies about the size and shape of the private parts of imaginary creatures? |
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Accept Jesus now, before it is too late. :jesus: |
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