Daddy, Can I Have a Knuckle Sandwich?
Music to a father's ears, I tell you!
My 5 year old daughter asked me this today. I had somehow forgotten to give her a preemptive beating at 6:30 am, as is customary in our household. But she, the little dear, took it upon herself to remind me! Potential sin, especially among females, is best nipped in the bud before it can blossom into full fledged wickedness. Correct the children betimes, the Good Book™ tells us. So, my marginally thoughtful daughter, rather than try to flee from responsibility like most females, stepped up like a little trooper and took one in the teeth for Christ. God bless her heart! |
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Awww! Sweet! Bless her. And congratulations on raising such a splendid little girl.
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The fist is very effective. My two girls were raised on beatings through a wooden spoon. They are both very obedient young ladies. You are on the right track! Good job on raising a good American Christian girl! :thumbsup:
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You are a better father than I am Brother Witch Hammer! I would never use my bare hands for educating children in the love of Jesus. Especially a worthless girl. You must love Jesus a lot and even your daughter a little to hurt your own hand for them.
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Why don't you two queers take your nasty little homersexual dance of seduction elsewhere, you've both tainted this thread with the stench of sin.
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Since it seems to me that i will banned soon for expressing my views, might as well tell you what i think . Zechariah and witch hammer (sounds like a porn star) why don't you both take turns in whipping each other till you bleed and then proceed to piffle each other in the poopy holes. P.S Don't let your kids watch. Pastor zeke and cranky old man can do the same on their own, after which they can join you both. Orgy baby !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: |
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You need to beat this girl again until she learns how to ask correctly, "may I PLEASE have a knuckle sandwich?"
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Glad to see everything works out for You and your family, Brother Witch Hammer.
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Sometimes The Lord's vengeance is a dish best served cold... I think a series of kidney punches followed by a roundhouse kick to the face should satisfy Jesus!:innocent: |
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She is only five. I'm sorry but she deserves a hug. Have you heard of a hug before?!?!?!?! :lol:
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If only my daughter were so persistent in her ways as yours.:thumbsup:
My family only does this weekly as there are so many of us that it is tiring on myself. (I question whether I should do it more often or less, if anyone has insight, i'd appreciate it) My daughter is the only one who resists and in the end she only makes it worse on herself. Do you have any tips on helping her understand the necessity of this and in obedience? |
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There is no substitute for a good beating, well laid on.
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THIS IS CHILD ABUSE AND SHOULD BE REPORTED TO THE POLICE IMMEDIATLY.
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE ACCEPT THIS AS MORAL AND RIGHT? SHE IS A PERSON WITH RIGHTS HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A PUNCH BY SOMEONE BIGGER THAN YOU? IN THE FACE? thats what i thought. |
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How can it be child abuse? It's merely following God's instructions.
Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: But he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; But the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: For if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. |
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