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Pastor Ezekiel 09-16-2006 11:35 AM

Today in Christ
 
September 16, 1498: Tomas de Torquemada, the first Spanish Inquisitor General, dies. He burned over 2,000 victims, tortured thousands more, and in some areas, immolated as many as 40 percent of those accused.

While he may have been a greasy garlic-stinking dago mary-worshipper, he at least had the right idea about converting jews and mudslimes.

Glendora Christianson 09-16-2006 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 759)
September 16, 1498: Tomas de Torquemada, the first Spanish Inquisitor General, dies. He burned over 2,000 victims, tortured thousands more, and in some areas, immolated as many as 40 percent of those accused.

While he may have been a greasy garlic-stinking dago mary-worshipper, he at least had the right idea about converting jews and mudslimes.

Sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make a (Spanish) omlette, Pastor Zeke. Oh well, it's all water (or blood) under the bridge to Pope Ratslinger . . . since he's now the world's so-called expert on peaceful religions.

Pastor Isaac Peters 09-21-2006 08:02 PM

September 22, 1692: A glorious period in American history comes to a close with the last executions in the Salem witch hunts. Since then, we have had to deal with two world wars, AIDS, Internet pornography, and mooselimb terrorists flying airplanes into 110-story buildings. Coincidence? I think not.

Pastor Isaac Peters 09-21-2006 08:20 PM

Moderator note: To keep this holy thread on topic, I have moved the discussion of a member's salvation status here.

Pastor Isaac Peters 09-28-2006 11:17 PM

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September 29, 1963: His Unholiness Pope Paul VI opened the second general session of Vatican II. True Christians™ saw Vatican II for what it was: a failed attempt to paper over some of the more egregiously anti-Christian aspects of the Roman institution. Many "Traditionalist Catholics," who evidently wanted to be even more damned than the Pope, decided that the post-Vatican-II Roman institution was not satanic enough for them and kept to the old ways as a surer route to hell.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-30-2006 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou (Post 4639)
September 29, 1963: His Unholiness Pope Paul VI opened the second general session of Vatican II. True Christians™ saw Vatican II for what it was: a failed attempt to paper over some of the more egregiously anti-Christian aspects of the Roman institution. Many "Traditionalist Catholics," who evidently wanted to be even more damned than the Pope, decided that the post-Vatican-II Roman institution was not satanic enough for them and kept to the old ways as a surer route to hell.

...and perhaps not coincidentally....

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September 29, 1978: Three weeks after being elected, Pope John Paul I dies while reading a devotional in bed.
It is well known that He was murdered in his sleep by jesuit demons, as has been detailed HERE.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-01-2006 10:50 AM

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October 2, 1792: A dozen English ministers form the Baptist Missionary Society "for the propagation of the Gospel among the Heathen, according to the recommendations of [William] Carey's Enquiry"
It is always important to honour our Baptist roots.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-16-2006 01:08 PM

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October 16, 1859: Militant messianic abolitionist John Brown leads a group of about 20 men in a raid on the federal armory at Harper's Ferry, Virginia (now West Virginia). Brown believed that only violent action would end slavery and that a massive slave uprising would bring God's judgment upon unrepentant American Southerners. Furthermore, he believed that God had anointed him as the cleansing agent for his country's sin. But when the slaves around Harper's Ferry failed to rally to Brown's cause, he was overpowered. He was arrested, tried, and hanged.
And Praise Jesus that this insane old false Christian was hanged. The very idea that he would want to ARM nigra slaves is beyond belief. Jesus clearly endorses slavery, so John Brown was killed by Jesus with good reason. I hope the old inbred fool is enjoying his time in hellfire, being anally raped by every nigra he armed.

Leviticus 25:44-46
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever.

Brother Temperance 10-16-2006 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 9823)
And Praise Jesus that this insane old false Christian was hanged. The very idea that he would want to ARM nigra slaves is beyond belief. Jesus clearly endorses slavery, so John Brown was killed by Jesus with good reason. I hope the old inbred fool is enjoying his time in hellfire, being anally raped by every nigra he armed.

Leviticus 25:44-46
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever.

Let's not forget:
Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

Not much in there about giving guns to darkies to try and overthrow morality and turn America into North Korea.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-16-2006 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 9823)
Leviticus 25:44-46
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever.

Lest any phony-baloney, John 3:16 "Christian" claim that the Divinely approved institution of slavery was "nailed to the Cross" or some such nonsense, the New Testament has many teachings along the line of the following:

Eph 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are [your] masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-17-2006 07:47 PM

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The U.N. has decreed October 17 of every year to be the International Day for the Eradication of Poverty. This, of course, mocks Jesus, since He said that we always have the poor with us (Matt. 26:11, Mark 14:7, John 12:8).

Pastor Ezekiel 10-20-2006 01:42 PM

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October 21, 1970: John T. Scopes, the Tennessee teacher convicted for teaching evolution, dies at age 70, and is now being forced to perform oral sex on every monkey in hell, while Chuck Darwin buggers him from behind. Praise Jesus!!

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Jesus is Lord 10-20-2006 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 10791)
October 21, 1970: John T. Scopes, the Tennessee teacher convicted for teaching evolution, dies at age 70, and is now being forced to perform oral sex on every monkey in hell, while Chuck Darwin buggers him from behind. Praise Jesus!!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...scopesjohn.jpghttp://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...copesjohn2.jpg

Praise Jesus! May he rot in Hell forever for denying GOD and the Truth!

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-20-2006 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord (Post 10804)
Praise Jesus! May he rot in Hell forever for denying GOD and the Truth!

Along with the unbelieving trash who dared call him "a man of courage." What's so wonderful about having the "courage" to spit in God's face by teaching our precious children to worship monkeys? Praise Jesus! Shout glory!

Daisy Mae Johnson 10-20-2006 05:14 PM

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Just think. Right now, as we speak, he is spinning like a giant top on the tip of Satan's giant wang!


GLORY!

Pastor Ezekiel 10-23-2006 01:51 PM

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October 26, 1950: Mother Teresa founds the first Mission of Charity in Calcutta, India

Of course, aside from worshiping satan and turning tricks in the slums of Calcutta, she was well-known for taking a cane to her novices. She was quite the brawler and had a police record a mile long.


She is gargling scalding hot bile in hell right now, Praise Jesus.:thumbsup:

Fish 10-24-2006 12:00 AM

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Uhm... Why would the Calcutta police department have an English board? And why would they let her have a smoke in her mouth? And why is your 'source' a humour site called worth1000.com? Could that image be doctored by any chance? *rolleyes*

Pastor Ezekiel 10-24-2006 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 11381)
Uhm... Why would the Calcutta police department have an English board?

Because English is one of two official languages in India, you fool.
And why would they let her have a smoke in her mouth?

Because the Indian Police Force is the most corrupt in the world, imbecile.

And why is your 'source' a humour site called worth1000.com? Could that image be doctored by any chance? *rolleyes*

You, who sing the praises of the antichrist and live by a false, doctored "Bible", have the gall to point the finger at others? Your hypocrisy makes Jesus want to puke.

You and your cult members are certainly hellbound, Praise Jesus!

Fish 10-24-2006 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 11389)
You and your cult members are certainly hellbound, Praise Jesus!

Anyone with half a brain and some common sense knows Mother Theresa was a Godly woman, not a 2-bit street thug as you've portrayed her in that photoshopped picture.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-24-2006 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 11390)
Anyone with half a brain and some common sense knows Mother Theresa was a Godly woman....

Wrong yet again, Fishfry. Even her (and your) fellow unsaved trash, like Christopher Hitchens, have criticized her and called her cult anything but Godly.

Fish 10-24-2006 12:32 AM

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Wrong yet again, Fishfry. Even her (and your) fellow unsaved trash, like Christopher Hitchens, have criticized her and called her cult anything but Godly.

I don't know about that but even if it is true everyone is entitled to her opinions. As a matter of fact I don't personally agree with everything she said, especially her positivist approaches to religion at times. But a devout woman such as her deserves more respect.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-24-2006 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 11395)
I don't know about that but even if it is true everyone is entitled to her opinions. As a matter of fact I don't personally agree with everything she said, especially her positivist approaches to religion at times. But a devout woman such as her deserves more respect.

Nice backpedaling, Fishscale. Did Father Badtouch teach you that skill in Catholic school?

Deaner 10-24-2006 12:44 AM

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Anyone with half a brain and some common sense knows Mother Theresa was a Godly woman, not a 2-bit street thug as you've portrayed her in that photoshopped picture.

Tell me something fish, did the "Godly" mother theresa tell those human stink containers that they were sick and living in a slum because Jesus hates them?? Did she tell them the truth??

Matthew 4:24 (King James Version 1611)


And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.


See fish? If Jesus was with her there would have been nothing for her to do. As it is, it's just another foray into third world cesspools to take whatever they have for the catlick church. Jesus heals, mother theresa steals. Get the hell away from those crackpots fish; even the men wear "frocks".

Dean



Brother Temperance 10-24-2006 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 11395)
I don't know about that but even if it is true everyone is entitled to her opinions. As a matter of fact I don't personally agree with everything she said, especially her positivist approaches to religion at times. But a devout woman such as her deserves more respect.

What do you think of Indira Gandhi, Baby Doc Duvalier, and Enver Hoxha? Hmmm?

Fish 10-24-2006 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 11466)
What do you think of Indira Gandhi, Baby Doc Duvalier, and Enver Hoxha? Hmmm?

Can't say I've read much about them.

Petal 10-25-2006 01:48 AM

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Can't say I've read much about them.

just like them bibles, Mr.Fish :( .

Pastor Ezekiel 10-29-2006 01:42 PM

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October 29, 1562: George Abbot, translator of the Gospels, Acts and Revelation for the King James Bible, is born. He became head of the Church of England in 1611, but his popularity (and his health) declined sharply after he killed a man in a hunting accident in 1621.

Praise Jesus, not only did God speak through Brother Abbot and cause the Holy KJV1611 Bible to be written in God's chosen language (American), but he bears a striking resemblance to our Godly Vice President Dick Cheney.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-30-2006 12:45 PM

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In Detroit, October 30 of every year is called "Devil's Night." At least the blue-state demon-cretins admit to having a holiday for their dark lord. Then again, is there ever any night in Detroit that isn't the devil's night?

Pastor Ezekiel 10-30-2006 12:59 PM

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In Detroit, October 30 of every year is called "Devil's Night." At least the blue-state demon-cretins admit to having a holiday for their dark lord. Then again, is there ever any night in Detroit that isn't the devil's night?

From a state that produced jews like Micheal Moore, Casey Casem, Steven Segal and Madonna, nothing should surprise us. Depravity is the official state pastime there, and they abutt Canada. Enough said.:thumbdown:

Pastor Ezekiel 11-03-2006 12:27 PM

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November 3, 1966: John Lennon tells reporters that his band, the Beatles, is "more popular than Jesus," infuriating God and ensuring that the "Fab Four" would spend eternity in hellfire.

...I guess we know who was the most popular now, don't we...:glare: Mr. Lennin and his satanic fellow Beatle George Harrison (a hippie dothead) are both gulping scalding hot sulfur at this very moment. Two down, two to go.

Jesus always wins!!:thumbsup:

Pastor Ezekiel 11-04-2006 01:34 PM

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November 4, 1646: The Massachusetts Bay Colony makes it a capital offense to deny that the Bible is the Word of God.

...And once we sweep an all-GOP ticket into each and every seat in both houses of Congress, those days of yore shall return, Praise Jesus!:thumbsup:

Imagine how busy the Sword of God would be if we had this Godly law in place today!

Pastor Isaac Peters 11-06-2006 05:53 PM

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November 6, 1789: The Roman institution digs its talons more deeply into God's favorite country when His Unholiness Pope Impius VI appoints John Carroll as first Catholic bishop in the United States. That would have been a good time to start saving up to pay off all of the lawsuits, but I guess that Bishop Carroll's guardian demon forgot to mention that.

Darren Ingram-Myers 11-09-2006 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou (Post 14369)
November 6, 1789: The Roman institution digs its talons more deeply into God's favorite country when His Unholiness Pope Impius VI appoints John Carroll as first Catholic bishop in the United States. That would have been a good time to start saving up to pay off all of the lawsuits, but I guess that Bishop Carroll's guardian demon forgot to mention that.

Wow, you people certainly have a lot of hurtful and judgmental things to say about denominations other than yours, don't you? If you think that only you are in possession of the truth, then you are implying that Mother/Father God discriminates, which your own inner light should tell you isn't true. Now stop judging, you bunch of Pharisees!

Bobby-Joe 11-09-2006 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers (Post 15085)
Wow, you people certainly have a lot of hurtful and judgmental things to say about denominations other than yours, don't you? If you think that only you are in possession of the truth, then you are implying that Mother/Father God discriminates, which your own inner light should tell you isn't true. Now stop judging, you bunch of Pharisees!


Friend,

Please do not suggest God is a woman. Women do not create life, men do.

Now if God does not judge, why is there Hell for bad people like axe muderers, criminals, Democrats friend?

SalvationSeeker 11-09-2006 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers (Post 15085)
Wow, you people certainly have a lot of hurtful and judgmental things to say about denominations other than yours, don't you?

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life:
No man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
John 14:6

That's Jesus talking to you, friend, so don't you dare call us Pharisees..
The Pharisees opposed Jesus, we side with Jesus on evey occasion.
Let us make this VERY CLEAR: Without Jesus you are doomed to Hell, NO EXCEPTIONS.

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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers (Post 15085)
If you think that only you are in possession of the truth, then you are implying that Mother/Father God discriminates, which your own inner light should tell you isn't true. Now stop judging, you bunch of Pharisees!

The "inner light" as you call it, is not mentioned in the Bible.
What you're experiencing is probably demonic oppression.
We have something better, friend, the holy spirit, we do not need your false gods nor your demons.
Praise the LORD!

God does discriminate, HE HATE SINNERS. (Including blasphemers)
And He will throw them into eternal fire, which they justly deserve.

The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalm 5:5

The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Matthew 13:41-42

Student of Landover 11-09-2006 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers (Post 15085)
If you think that only you are in possession of the truth, then you are implying that Mother/Father God discriminates, which your own inner light should tell you isn't true. Now stop judging, you bunch of Pharisees!

Okay, stop calling Our Lord a woman. Everybody knows that women are stupider than men, and can only be saved by giving birth. Are you calling God stupid?:angry:
And what are you talking about with all that hippy "inner light" stuff? You sound like a dirty wicker scum! You'd better get right with Jesus, read the KVJ and tithe to Landover.

Brother Temperance 11-10-2006 02:27 PM

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November 10th, 1520: King Christian II of Denmark executes 82 Swedish heretics in the Stockholm Bloodbath. As we all know, Denmark is one of the only two countries in history to have a flag personally designed by God himself. Here's hoping that Brother Prune will be organising an appropriate commemoration of this good Christian's deeds - maybe a "Christiana bloodbath"?

Pastor Ezekiel 12-03-2006 01:00 PM

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December 3, 1902: Birth of Mitsuo Fuchida, the pilot who flew the lead plane in Japan's air attack on Pearl Harbor (12/7/1941). Following WWII, through representatives of the Pocket Testament League, Fuchida was converted to false Christianity in 1950. He died a few years later and is currently doing the doggie paddle in scalding bile for all eternity in hell, the sneaky little nip.:angry:

Brother Temperance 12-06-2006 12:40 PM

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This day marks 6 months since Satan's birthday, 6/6/6. It also marks 17 years since the French-Canuck feminazis drove a poor young sand negro boy insane, and 85 years of Irish failure to develop civilisation.

Pastor Ezekiel 12-11-2006 02:08 PM

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December 12, 1712: The colony of South Carolina requires "all persons whatsoever" to attend church each Sunday and refrain from skilled labor and travel. Violators of the "Sunday Law" could be fined 10 shillings or locked in the stocks for two hours.

This was the birth of liberalism. The Holy Bible clearly states that those who work on the Sabbath are to be killed, not fined or pilloried.

Exodus 35:2 -- Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.


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