Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters
THIS news story from south of the border filled me with righteous indignation. By what right did this wetback squaw sell the virginity of her daughters? Does she think she's a man? :huh:
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The notion of a woman owning anything is totally absurd to anyone that has read the Bible, not to mention twelve virgins!
I tried allowing my ex-wife Ethel to own something once. It was a blender, I think. Maybe that's what went wrong. Now I feel responsible for her eternal suffering. :( But that is why I have been Family Man of the Year ever since I moved to Freehold. Because I am always accepting responsibility for my wife's actions and leveling an appropriate punishment against her, like putting a railroad spike under her foot and tying her thumb to a rafter for eight hours if she doesn't follow the menu, or locks the bathroom door, or forgets to lock the bathroom door, or if she wanders between rooms without signing the log I keep in my study, or if she enters my study. It is wise policies like mine that have molded Cindy Lou into the best wife money can buy. |
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My attorney, Morty Zeldberg, has advised me to ask for a few people who witnessed me being in the USA betweem July 15th and July 23rd or 2012. Please be assured I will reimburse for any and ALL expenses for the time and costs incurred to create an affadavit. Mr. Zeldberg will be conduction the interviews at the Bellagio next week. Contact Miss Cookie in the Church office for first class tickets and room reservation information. Let the pit boos know you are there on The Hutchins Corp, LLC's dime.
This is quite a shocking story. Have people no Christian morals? It never ceases to amaze me that all women are filthy whores. |
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Excuse me billy bob but women have just as many rights to own things as men and if my husband ever treated me like that I would file for divorce.
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Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing. |
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God says to honor your wife not beat the crap out of her.
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Look here YIC |
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Let me know how that works out for you. :lol: |
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Its going quite well thank you for the concern Ezekiel.
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He has yet to do anything to earn respect in my eyes and I am not your dearie.
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The Good Pastor has invited you to come into his church, and this is how you treat him, with disrespect? Why do you hate God so much that you would treat one of His most righteous and trusted ministers this way? :wacko: |
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He can respect in my "types" eyes by treating everyone with respect and instead of being a hypocrite actually put forward a godly explain.
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He's not some fluffy-bunny preacher that tells everyone God loves them and everyone is going to heaven. He preaches the untainted Word of God, which tells us few are going to heaven and many will be damned. Quote:
His is the highest of callings, and while you might disagree with him, and thus God, you should show respect to him. Obviously your father did not teach you to show respect when it is due. |
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This coming from the person whose iq is the same as their shoe size.
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