Latest Pontifications from the Pontiff
 

You can't exactly dance to those old Gregorian Chants, but the "new" pope Francis seems to have a lot of energy and continues to spew forth his heresy. Aided by his vast array to technological marvels, from jets, pope mobiles, twitter accounts and no doubt a word processing program with a Latin spell checker, the pope has been busy lately - to the point that we here at Landover Baptist can only offer periodic updates. We have other more important things to do - like praising Jesus.

While the rest of the MSM is obsessed with Herr Mueller's (pronounced "Mule-er" you idiots) and the seemingly non-existent Russian "collusion" in the last election, the "new" pope Francis is conspiring with George Soros, socialists, international communism, and New World Order types to give cover to the baby killing cathylick Democrats in the upcoming mid-term elections.

Outside of appointing a special counsel to investigate the pope, maybe the best thing a local cathylick priest can do is embezzle funds from the church - at least it keeps the money out of the Vatican.

Re: Latest Pontifications from the Pontiff
 

As a handsome, well-built, intelligent, young and incredibly educated fellow, I have always despised pontificators, whether it is the pope or just some ordinary person with whom I am conversing.


In my educated opinion, Jesus would not have us to pontificate. I am reminded of the extensive study done sometime in the 15th century regarding Christ's interactions with the poor, infirm, even criminal. It doesn't take long to understand that our LORD had a tremendous knack for communicating even though He chose to have His Son (Himself) born at a time when there weren't even newspapers or AOL to spread the news of His arrival via virgin birth. However, GOD knew that shepherds and peasants have a lot of time on their hands, and in His Infinite Wisdom© He left it to those types to spread news of the birth.


Of course, there was an angel involved - and that in and of itself is quite a draw.


I believe had the LORD chosen to be born in the present era, He would have chosen me to lead the logistical logistics of notifying the world. Of course, I speak of this only because through much careful study of the Word of God, I have a great deal of knowledge about how He thinks and how He operates! (1 Corinthians 2:16) tells you that I have the mind of Christ but YOU can't know the mind of God who is Christ also - something only those with the mind of Christ will fully comprehend and fully understand and fully "get."


So brethren, I urge you when communicating with each other, don't be haughty and rude and pontificational. Our words are received much easier when we season them with love and understanding, particularly for those whose status is less than ours.


GLORY!