Godly woman seeks Godly man for Holy Wedlock
Single, white, True Christian™ woman, age available upon request to potential suitors (I am somewhat ashamed of how late in life I am getting wed, when most True Christian™ women are already married by their early 20s). I am tall and slender, but with good, sturdy, child-bearing hips, and people say I have have Ann Coulter's eyes, Laura Bush's nose, and the mouth of a young Phyllis Schlafly.
On the minus side, I used to be a Papist, and a nun at that! While in the convent, I succumbed to unnatural desires in myself, with other nuns, and with the few non-pederast priests who I thought had to obey. Having my womb get dusty for so long is inexcusable, but I have since left that cult and found True Christianity™ and the true Bible (KJV1611). I am now ready to give my womb over to Jesus and a Godly husband. I am looking for a Godly True Christian™ man to whom I can properly submit, as I can only submit to a husband who himself submits to Jesus. 1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. Being an ex-Papist nun and past 21 years of age, I know my prospects are limited. I would like my potential husband to be between 30-65 years of age, but I will take with joy whoever Jesus sends me. He must, of course, have an income in the six figures at least, the higher the better so we can properly tithe to the church and fully enjoy the benefits of living in Freehold where we can raise as many future True Christian™ Soldiers for Christ as my not-yet withered womb and God will allow. Because of my shameful past, I am willing to consider ex-Sodomites, ex-Negroes, ex-Wicceds, and ex-Europeans. I will have to pray further though before I can consider ex-Hebrews, ex-Canuckistanis, and ex-Asians. Yours in Christ, Sister Mary Maria |
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Good luck Sister M&M! There are plenty of wonderful True Christian™ here in GOD'S Favorite Forum™. I'm sure it's going to be a tough decision for you...when the time comes.
I have been dreaming of this day for months now. I hope soon MY prayers will be answered. Hopefully this time next year Tater will have a new little brother! GLORY! Hopeful, Sister Thumper |
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You have a beautiful family, praise Jesus. I'm hoping Pastor Zeke will be able to officiate the wedding. I know I can trust him to hold on to my chastity belt key until he passes it on to my new husband.
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I have been receiving a good number of replies despite my shameful past, and one question that is often asked is what hobbies do I have. Silly me for not thinking to put that in my initial post! My hobbies are reading the Bible (KJV1611), baking and cooking, witnessing for Christ, sewing and knitting, praying, rebuking sinners, and singing hymns. I have been told I have a pleasant voice, so I'm trying my hand at minstrel performing this summer. However, if I'm wed before then, I shall withdraw if my husband commands it. |
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Do you live in the 15th century? THINK FOR YOURSELF!
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For I am the LORD, I change not; Therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed. Malachi 3:6 Are you saying you know better than God? Lose your ego, homer. :lol: |
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Besides, what makes you feel I'm not thinking for myself? I'm thinking I want to please Jesus in every way, and that includes following His Word, word for word. It always amazes me how heathens and atheists accuse us of not thinking for ourselves just because we're not thinking the way they want us to. How hateful and bigoted is that? I am as freely giving myself to God and my future husband as you are freely turning your back on God. Even though you're so horribly wrong in so many ways, it was interesting having you here for a while. But now you mock me and my life? That's too much. And where did you choose to do that? Here, where I'm trying to find the husband I want and need. Now you forced me to reply, and this could cost me many possibly fine choices. If I die alone and childless, would you be happy then? Or won't you be satisfied until I'm damned for eternity? By disrupting this thread, you might get the former, but in Jesus' name, you will never succeed in the latter! |
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I pray that you will find a Godly True Christian man to fill the role you so need. You seem pious, and any single Christian man would do well to have you cooking for him, cleaning for him, and those other things I shant talk about here.
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Sister Mary, you just go on about your business of peddling your (used and damaged) wares, and pay him no mind.
That pervert Tyrone isn't even a True Christian™. He couldn't command a dog, much less a fine, subservient True Christian™ female like you.:wub: |
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God bless you, gentlemen. I know I shouldn't let the unSaved get to me like that, but my womb has gone without doing its Godly duty for so long that I'd hate for a heathen's careless words to cause it to continue gathering dust and cobwebs.
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Please, please, please let me know if you are interested and I will be eagerly do everything I can to bring the two of you together. Humbly, Wally |
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Could you move, if your future husband is not from America? |
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:lol: Foreigners are so stupid!
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And dangerous. They should NOT be trusted.
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