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So stop whining that someone here called you a "poofter" then, since it's just a word.. Not a statement. :haha: |
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1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one know not to eat. Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them. 2 Thessalonians 3:6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us. 2 John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: 1:11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds. James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God. Get the picture? Quote:
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Praise Jesus!! The Paris Hilton Pink bible is selling like hotcakes! :thumbsup:
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Is there a way to link to the PHB sales page directly from her website?
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So basically if a regular woman whores herself out like Paris Hilton has done you will condemn her, but if Paris Hilton, a "celebrity", says she "found God" after having to spend 2 weeks in jail for drunk driving you will buy a Bible with her insignia or whatever on it?
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http://inventorspot.com/files/images...ed%20Bible.jpg
http://inventorspot.com/articles/sun...ers_bible_8873 It talks in a human voice, fits in the palm of your hands, is biblical and charged by the sun (or a light bulb or charged from a 9 volt DC adapter ((not included)). What is it? A solar powered bible you can listen to over and over again. The solar powered bible contains all the books of the Bible, old and new Testament, and it speaks in a real human voice. Press the button and go from one chapter to the next. You can even go back and listen to a book if you need to. Fully charged the solar powered bible can play up to ten hours. A few subtle changes and we can have the "Soular" Bible - Powered by the 'Son"...can we get our Joo lawyers onto this? |
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How about Darth Vaders version?
http://www.audiobooksonline.com/1886089477.html http://www.audiobooksonline.com/medi...ertainment.jpg |
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That's a fantastic idea. If we can get Paris Hilton to read it to digital audio we would sell millions. Or maybe just get her to endorse the LBC pink 'Paris Hilton' edition mp3 player.
The Darth Vader Bible sounds scary. For people who remember the snake king: http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...hulsa-Doom.gif it could be difficult to listen to. |
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Any God-fearing Man would choose sister Hilton for a wife long before you. You need to set aside your petty jealousies and accept Christ the way Sister Paris did. :thumbsup: |
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So you're only 35% drunk? That's still not good enough to drive.
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That's like claiming to be an honest joo. :rofl3: |
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Go sleep it off, drunk squaw. :glare: |
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