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Pastor Ezekiel 09-12-2013 02:26 AM

What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?
 

Donovan A. Mordecai 09-12-2013 03:27 AM

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I love these posters!

I did some community service at the local public schools the other day and pasted these every ten to 15 feet.

With epoxy.

Not that wishy washy, cafeteria Christian, water based crap.

God Bless
DAM

Mary Etheldreda 09-12-2013 03:47 AM

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Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source

Masterdebater 09-12-2013 03:33 PM

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According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1027706)
Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source


Zechariah Smyth 09-12-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterdebater (Post 1027779)
According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.

You will keep a civil tongue when addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even women.

I also haven't seen a thread from you in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Mary Etheldreda 09-12-2013 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterdebater (Post 1027779)
According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.

You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.

Felicity 09-12-2013 03:50 PM

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Atheists smell bad! :bad:

Bobby-Joe 09-12-2013 03:56 PM

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Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.

Mary Etheldreda 09-12-2013 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 1027793)
Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.

Is this why they make their playgrounds so offensive? To convince children anal penetration is "fun"?



mark316 09-12-2013 07:52 PM

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Atheist can think for themselves & don't need

2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.

Alphonse Alban 09-12-2013 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mark316 (Post 1027841)
Atheist can think for themselves & don't need

2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.

Oh, how ignorant you are. Bible is the true word of God, and most of His written truth is MUCH older than 2000 years.

bryce carmony 09-18-2013 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1027784)
You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.

so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.

Mary Etheldreda 09-18-2013 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Lucid (Post 1029035)
so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.

I did.

:)

bryce carmony 09-19-2013 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1029042)
I did.

:)

I checked the source but couldn't find a study of atheist and pubic lice anywhere on it. but thank you for posting it.

James Hutchins 09-19-2013 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Lucid (Post 1029035)
so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.

Friend, you are not our peer. You are also an atheist, and based on your comment, we should not affiliate with you. I suggest you read the Holy Bible and find out the Truths about the mysteries of it all.

Truvuv 09-19-2013 03:27 AM

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Christians believe in God, athieasts don't. Or am I missing something here?

Zechariah Smyth 09-19-2013 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Truvuv (Post 1029139)
Christians believe in God, athieasts don't. Or am I missing something here?

Your missing out on an Eternity of Praising Jesus!

:yahoo: :praise: :yahoo:

YiC,

Zech

Truvuv 09-19-2013 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1029162)
Your missing out on an Eternity of Praising Jesus!

:yahoo: :praise: :yahoo:

YiC,

Zech

Well it's kinda implied that you don't "Praise Jesus" if you don't believe he exists.

Truvuv 09-19-2013 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mark316 (Post 1027841)
Atheist can think for themselves & don't need

2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.

LOL, how stupid are you. A good chunk of the bible is older than 2000 years. Don't come here if you don't know what you are talking about.

CrimsonIsBullSh*t 09-21-2013 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1027706)
Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source

I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things

Pastor Ed Lowman 09-21-2013 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonIsBullSh*t (Post 1029712)
I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things

Part of the package that comes with being an atheist means that good, God-fearing people can never trust you because you have no moral standard on which to make true statements, so you'll forgive us if we don't accept your testimony.

Pastor Ed

Basilissa 09-21-2013 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonIsBullSh*t (Post 1029712)
I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things

Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!

I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light! :pray:

CrimsonIsBullSh*t 09-21-2013 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1029733)
Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!

I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light! :pray:

But then most people are insane, as most do I fact say they are fine. If anything I'm more "fine" than I have ever been

Basilissa 09-21-2013 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonIsBullSh*t (Post 1029737)
But then most people are insane, as most do I fact say they are fine. If anything I'm more "fine" than I have ever been

Is this Appalachian dialect or something? Please learn to speak proper American, because I don't understand what you are trying to say.

MitzaLizalor 09-22-2013 08:31 AM

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Christians Love Jesus.

Atheists franchise out lies and deception by brainwashing children to adore evil.

Billy Bob Jenkins 09-22-2013 09:42 PM

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Christians drink the symbolic blood of Jesus. Atheists drink semen from Satan's anal chalice.

MitzaLizalor 09-22-2013 09:55 PM

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An atheist does this

Christians don't.

atheistfool 01-15-2014 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1027679)


What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.

see_the_light 01-15-2014 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by atheist110 (Post 1056357)
and dress in rags.

My oh my, it's the image with the typo... :(

It's meant to read "and dress in Drag."

TRUE CHRISTIAN's perfection does not prevent errors when we outsource the image creation to gayeez graphic designers (you DO know that they are all queer as a three dollar bill)

And I don't know why, but when we ask them how long they took to create the image, they keep repeating that it evolved over a long period... I guess it's their excuse to charge more.

PRAY TO JESUS!

John C. Coleman 01-15-2014 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonIsBullSh*t (Post 1029712)
I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things

Revelation 21:8 Psalm 14:1. Atheist tend to lie as well.

Baxter Gladwell III 01-15-2014 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by atheist110 (Post 1056357)
What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.

How can you be offended when you BELIEVE IN NOTHING? Without a MORAL COMPASS, how can you even begin to say that Christians are wrong and you are right? After all, there is no objective morality, and you're just some accident that happened because lightning struck some slime in the ocean a trillion years ago. Isn't that how it goes? Are are you just here trying to stir up a debate because you're insecure?

Frankly, I AM OFFENDED BY YOU! You see, I HAVE OBJECTIVE MORALITY and I HAVE ABSOLUTE TRUTH! I HAVE TRUE TRUTH! You have nothing except a non-existent moral code that allows you to stick things up your butt and spend Sunday mornings "sleeping in" instead of putting on your nicest suit, listening to the wisdom of your spiritual betters, and giving the LORD His tithe.

How can you even live like that? Does it not pain you to be so DEAD INSIDE and serve no Higher Purpose? As long as you keep going around pretending God doesn't exist, you are about as big of a fool as one can be.

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Originally Posted by PSALM 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

You'll have NO SYMPATHY FROM ME if you don't put things right with Jesus while you still have the chance. You probably think "all the cool people are in hell," but your tune will be changing quickly once the REALITY of HELL sets in all around you. Don't say you weren't warned.

WWJDnow 01-15-2014 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by atheist110 (Post 1056357)
What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.

I don't know about all of them doing drugs, committing suicide, and dressing in rags, but EVERY SINGLE atheist, without exception, is vile. The Bible is crystal clear about this:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Psalm 14:1

Mary Etheldreda 12-10-2018 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 1029880)
Christians drink the symbolic blood of Jesus. Atheists drink semen from Satan's anal chalice.

This is deep, Brother. Very insightful and poetic.

Johny Joe Hold 12-11-2018 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1242462)
This is deep, Brother. Very insightful and poetic.

Once in a while I get reflective. Today I'm wondering if it is possible to hate atheists too much.

So far, my conclusion is no, it is not possible to hate them too much. They are taking people from their right to an eternity in heaven with Jesus to a place of fire. While we at Landover Baptist love people who are trying to stop their sinful lives and we give them advice on how to to this, atheists do not listen to us. I don't see why it is wrong to hate them for being stubborn.

Scoutman03 04-06-2019 10:07 AM

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Ok, if you guys love stereotypes...

Christians are rude and extreme
Christians like to attack everyone who doesn't agree
You frickin' love labels
You're hypocrites
Sie haben aus irgendeinem Grund etwas gegen andere Sprachen. Especialmente el espanol.

MitzaLizalor 04-06-2019 11:55 PM

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I'm sure we have very little time for "stereotypes" which are something more associated with identity politics. Everything that's necessary for Salvation has been explained in The Bible, even the reasons are given by Jesus when He refers us to The Old Testament so that we'll know why He had to die.

That is not everything there is to know altogether (for example Jesus did not say anything about pneumatics, how to fix a puncture say, or what to do if the bellows perish on your cuckoo clock) but without that information we are not condemned.

We are all born revolting to God because Eve did not produce any children for Adam until after she deceived her Husband. Adam became poisoned with sin and that sin is transmitted from Adam to us, which is why Jesus needed to be born as a baby just so He could be killed.
I Corinthians 15:21-22 For since by man came death, by man came also the resurrection of the dead. For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive.
Without reading The Bible we might come up with all sorts of nonsense! Some countries invent the most horrible stories, make grotesque idols depicting what they've made up! Only through Christ Jesus can we ever hope for Redemption and He has told us everything we need to know about it.

People who do not agree with Jesus are not Christians. They remain fully as sinful as the day they were born. There are even people who want to say that Jesus was deceiving us or even that Jesus never existed at all! That His life is just another horrible story represented by grotesque idols depicting His torture! How should we respond to such people? He endured that torture for us.

Basilissa 04-07-2019 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1248943)
Ok, if you guys love stereotypes...

Christians are rude and extreme

That's because we love Jesus. Jesus was rude and extreme. :thumbsup:

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Christians like to attack everyone who doesn't agree
We're just eager to help people who are wrong, so that they can be Saved.

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You frickin' love labels
And you don't?
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You're hypocrites
That's a lie and you know it!
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Sie haben aus irgendeinem Grund etwas gegen andere Sprachen. Especialmente el espanol.
OK, let me explain this to you. This is an American forum. We speak American here. (We accept people speaking British and Australian as well, because these three linguistic varieties are mutually intelligible). Now, here is the reason why we don't accept other languages and dialects:

Dlatego, półgłówku, że gdyby każdy sobie gadał w innym języku, to mielibyśmy tu pieprzoną wieżę Babel, nikt by nikogo nie rozumiał.

I hope that clarifies things. :innocent:

MitzaLizalor 04-07-2019 10:11 AM

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Genesis 6:5 And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.


Jesus was tortured to death because humans defied God.
Evil is what contradicts God.
Evil seeks to refute His plan.
Evil is spread by communication.


Genesis 11:1-7 The whole earth was of one language, and of one speech. And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there. And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter. And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded. And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.


The worst offences are claims about multiple Gods. The "this" god and the "that" god, spirits of the Corn and the wild, Adonis, Attis and Osiris and on and on and on.


Genesis 11:8 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.


God knew what would happen when peoples understood one another. God stands avowedly against any such outcome. Progress of that type advances despite Christ; the extent to which His precepts are rejected is the extent to which subsequent steps are taken.
Each step, across the millennia, is evil.
All the way to evil - supersized.
Turn to Him today.

Brother Gonzalez 04-07-2019 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1248943)
You frickin' love labels

Personally I don't love all labels. Black, Green and Blue I like, but Red is for poor people with no taste at all.

Texas Hold 06-04-2019 01:07 PM

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Well Atheists believe in what we know. Christians Blindly follow their “god” in some delusion that makes them believe that even they could have salvation.

To put it simply: Stupid on one side. Smart on the other


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