Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion
Christopher Hitchens always looks unhappy in his pictures. I think that must be because he doesn't believe in God.
http://www.thetruthorthefight.com/wp...r-hitchens.jpg http://www.islamophobia-watch.com/st...=1246462822433 On the other hand, Christians always smile. http://thepulpit.freedomblogging.com...306_fresh1.jpg Our brother in Christ, Ted Haggard. Freshly dehomoized and off the meth. http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/17892235.jpg Who doesn't remember Jimmy Swaggart for his smile? http://sbno.illicitohio.com/heritage...theplayers.jpg Jim and Tammy. Good friends of my family. http://primewriter.com/news-1246-hea...l-Roberts1.jpg The master himself. Thank God He didn't let Pastor Oral Roberts die when Pastor Roberts needed 11 million dollars. |
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I'll be praying for mr. Hitchens, I hope God leaves him the use of his voice and life long enough to renounce atheism and go to Heaven with all of us. |
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This posting is a prime example of why Christianity is losing its foot hold in Western Society. To revel in the thought that you’re all powerful and compassionate deity would focus his, or her, powers on one particular individual and make him suffer in his dying days is revolting. The so called "leaders" of your faith offering money and asking for some more in return, for harassing a dying man to change his deepest convictions is despicable and furthermore not relevant to any of the teachings from your divine. To put forth the argument that jesus is the cause for Mr. Hitchens recent plight is low brow and takes no intellect. The god fearing Commander Hitchens, Christopher’s father succumbed to the same cancer in 1987. Was the great jesus punishing him as well or was it just a form of cancer that was unfortunately passed down, genetically, to his son Christopher? Who also smoked profusely which has been scientifically, without the help of any deity, proven to increase the chances of contracting cancer? Let’s be a little more intellectually honest with ourselves and leave people to their own convictions especially if it comforts them in their dying days.
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@ beewill
Why don't you make an introduction before you go around derailing our Holy threads with your negativity. |
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Many people in this thread are obviously in need of psychiatric help. I will not single them out, because it's rude to single them out publicly. If you suspect that I am talking about you, please do contact me, and I can point you to some resources that might be helpful. The road to recovery is not easy, but it is readily available if you are willing to help yourself.
This is not a joke. Please seek help. |
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Please forgive me for not introducing myself, that is clearly protocall. I have done so in the link you so kindly provided.
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For his traveling pleasure on the HELL Train: Jesus, please reserve one extra-wide "love seat" (ordinarily for homer!s and fatsos only)
for Hitchens and his evil twin, Dawkins :angry: Because most Certainly a Just God will remove his chancreous self from the Earth soon also. Excre-mints for the ride, anyone? :giggle: |
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Pastor Zeke and Reverend Jim, I have mobilized the Curative Prayer Center at Landover Baptist University to pray for Hitchen's conversion. While we normally pray for patients to be cured directly by God, I am following your instructions to instead pray that Mr. Hitchens to becomes a True Christian™ and then dies of his righteous throat cancer.
http://www.sti.nasa.gov/tto/spinoff2000/images/36B.JPG Here is a photo of our Faith Healers using their Prayer Amplifiers in the CPC ' |
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Glory! Jeffrey Kuhner of the Washington Times explains "Why God is Great" with a 3-page explanation of Hitchens' history as a Bolshevik and a hypocritical God-mocker!
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Fortunately for Mr. Hutchens, and for our diminishing foreign reserves fund, we Catholics have him surrounded and are prepared to give him Extreme Unction to ensure his salvation while at the same time taking an easy million dollars from some rubes operating a 'Church' from the back of truck-stop somewhere in a corn field. Since he is receiving his primary care from a Catholic doctor in a Catholic hospital I'd say he is as good as saved! Please send the money in question to my assistant Brother Niall Downes at my museum office. We will provide a receipt for tax purposes. Bless you, my proof Of Barnum's adage, Father Mo :thumbsup: . |
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Gee Pastor Ezekiel,
I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherpiffleer, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness. If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others. Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!:thumbsup: |
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Can you prove, using Scripture, that he has said anything wrong? |
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That's "motherfu*cker", not piffler!
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It is He that doles out the suffering on sinners, friend. |
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Christianity supposedly professes love (and forgiveness), yet you Bible Fundamentalists take pleasure in Mr. Hitchens' suffering.
Please tell me, what's the difference between you guys and the Taliban? It's just sooo obvious that you Christian Fundamentalists have a demented view of the world. Bet you were disappointed that the world didn't end yesterday, right?:devil: |
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Gee, Pastors Sampson and Peters,
I see you both have earned the "Tell Her Once" icon for hitting your wives whenever they don't obey. Congrats on that!-- you must be very proud. Hey, now you can wear "wife beater" undershirts! The Bible sure is full of good stuff, ain't it? However, I notice that neither of you have yet achieved that most sought-after badge of holiness-- the Ex-Masturbator. (...and I always thought THAT was a religious experience! Go figure...) I'll pray for you that you can eventually halt your self-abuse. Why don't you "Tell Yourself Once" before giving it a good whack? Hallelulah!B) |
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Jesus died temporally for your sins friend. Don't make Him burn you. :( |
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