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What if God made me be this way to be aware of the temptations that many have fallen into? I do not have to ask for something for myself. Rather, I wish that He would give those poor women who keep wanting to have children the ability to have children. |
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She was so happy that she then threw out the illigitimate bastard and father of all a-rabs (Ismael) into the dumpster. Why don't you just pray to God right now to heal you of your hatred and your affliction? Christ heals. Also consider that you have never met Christ because you have never asked him to Come into your Heart. If you talk to God, God talks back to you. |
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But it's pretty sad that you had the misfortune to become a widower thrice. However... isn't it against the Bible to marry again? |
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Matthew 19:9: And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery. Pastor Ed |
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I found them in Bangkok, and apparently they told me whatever i wanted to hear just in order to be close to me.:nono: Along time ago, before I was washed in the blood of Jesus Christ, I was a sinner. I therefore, know the difference between a virgin and a non-virgin, even with those virginity-restoration scams that Satan's minions have created. They tried to cheat on God, but it failed in the end for them. |
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Wait... >whoso marrieth her which is put away< uhh... that sounds like marrying dead people. O_o Or like... anyone could marry your wife if she was divorced from you, but doesn't say "him" there. |
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The sin was on the women who tempted him and tried to lour him from his Godly ways. 26 And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her. 27 Behold , this have I found , saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the accounthttp://cdncache1-a.akamaihd.net/item...rrow-10x10.png: 28 Which yet my soul seeketh , but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found ; but a woman among all those have I not found . 29 Lo , this only have I found , that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions. http://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/e...iastes+7:26-29 |
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Deut 24:1-2 When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house. 2 And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife. Romans 7:2-3 2 For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to her husband so long as he liveth; but if the husband be dead, she is loosed from the law of her husband. 3 So then if, while her husband liveth, she be married to another man, she shall be called an adulteress: but if her husband be dead, she is free from that law; so that she is no adulteress, though she be married to another man. Pastor Ed |
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Does that verse actually give the first mention of necrophilia? "and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery." |
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I never killed my ex-wives, and I have repeated this fact so many times to so many people that it is getting boring now. Nor have I ever been charged with 1st degree intentional homicide of any one of my three ex-fiances. There was a search within a 30 square mile radius of my cabin in the North woods, and no one turned up so much as a severed finger. |
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Hi Ms. T,
Lets get back to you, okay? What is it about men that repulses you so much? Have you considered the fact that perhaps you are around a bunch of soft wussy "goth" boys that just don't have what it takes? Real Christian Men are the most manly men on earth. Perhaps if you attended a local Baptist church and saw the stout, barrel-chested bible-thumping boys of Christ you would be more fascinated by the idea of marriage and a lifetime of servitude to Jesus Christ? |
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Where are these "wussy goth boys" you have mentioned? Because I'm bored of all these muscled guys; what is at the Church sounds exactly the same as what I see around college. They can't hold a deep conversation so we get bored of each other too easily. |
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What college do you go do? A secular college or a Christian college? |
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I would consider it a secular one. And let's leave it at that. |
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Regarding "paradoxes" could you give me an example? I am sure I can explain it for you without much trouble. Why don't you post a pic of yourself so we can see who we are talking to, btw? Some "asexuals" generally are not much to look at....:pirate: |
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I would post a picture of myself, but I'd most likely get an angry mob ready with torches and pitchforks if I'd anger anyone (for the second time) around here. I didn't say I have returned from the "fiery pit" for no reason. |
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We talked about that, remember? |
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If two paradoxical orders are given, which one will the human follow? If God says "Thou shalt not kill" but then says whom will be dead, which order will humans follow then and why? Either one? The latest one? |
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