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Brother_Percy 10-30-2008 11:02 PM

THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!
 
Friends,

At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm!

When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place.

Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are. :angry:

See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago.

More evidence that 'Female Orgasm is nothing but a Myth' to follow....

Ebenezer Wright 10-30-2008 11:09 PM

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I believe you are right Brother Percy. My Christian wife has never had one of these "orgasms", one time it took me three full minutes to produce a seed for Christ to sow, and still nothing!

Buckminster Carlson 10-30-2008 11:19 PM

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I caught my wife reading the "cosmosexual" magazine behind the shed about 10 or so years ago and it had that filthy word right on the cover. She had apparently picked it up at a news-stand on her way home from shopping. I asked her if anyone had seen her buy it and she said only the cashier knew. It shamed me to no end. I took her inside that same shed and beat her with a rubber hose until she couldn't stand up. I burned the magazine and burried the ashes. I had to miss dinner that night because of that woman's insolence. Needless to say, she hasn't bought another one of those news-stand magazines since.

Lithium 10-31-2008 05:13 PM

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the reason more than 70% fake it its because of the male part doesn't know how to stimulate the right zones.
It exists and I can know it because I do get orgasms.
Besides do they always fake it or did they admit they faked it once ? that's a whole different point of view is it not ?
and mr wright. 3 minutes ? come on give me a break how would she ever be able to get one on such short notice

Ebenezer Wright 10-31-2008 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Libra (Post 257694)
the reason more than 70% fake it its because of the male part doesn't know how to stimulate the right zones.
It exists and I can know it because I do get orgasms.
Besides do they always fake it or did they admit they faked it once ? that's a whole different point of view is it not ?
and mr wright. 3 minutes ? come on give me a break how would she ever be able to get one on such short notice

I must admit, I wasn't concerned about having her fake an orgasm. I was concerned about producing a child.

Capt. Aaron Portway 11-01-2008 09:27 PM

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Listen you crazy french slut, this is a MEN ONLY forum, you are not even supposed to be reading this stuff, let alone posting here! I'm getting a Pastor to give you an infraction!:angry:

Female orgasm indeed! The act of "completion" by a Godly True Christian™ man produces "seed" that Jesus plants inside the Godly True Christian™ wife's belly, where it grows into a Slodier for Christ!

Women don't produce "seed", so how can there be such a thing as a female orgasm!?!

And you'd better not answer this thread Lithium, or whatever you're calling yourself today!:angry:

Remy Lebeau 11-02-2008 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 257456)
Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are. :angry:

My guess is the other 28% don't fake it. They just lay motionless until the deed is done like a godly woman should. My wife, God bless her, has a rare muscular condition that is triggered roughly 40 minutes into the seeding process. She moans, her eyes roll back into her head, her muscles tighten up and she may even scratch me by mistake. Sometimes (Lord forgive me) she loses control of her bladder and urinates. But it isn't like regular urine. It's mostly clear and has no odor. I sent her to the doctor to diagnose the problem. She came back with some pills in a weird circular case resembling an old rotary dial that she takes to ease the pain. The symptoms haven't gone away, but she says it takes away the pain. No need in unnecessary suffering pre childbirth. We will keep on trying until she finally gets pregnant; but until then we will try, try, try and try again.

Rachael Van Helsing 11-02-2008 07:03 AM

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So you think men are able to know this better than actual women, hmm? Seeing as you AREN'T women, I hardly think you're qualified to judge.

As a woman who has experienced orgasms myself, I can tell you, not only are they true, but it's proven that female orgasms are far more intense than what men feel. Yup, the reason why men probably would like to believe women don't really have orgasms is because you don't want to admit that we women got the better deal.

You men got screwed. :haha:
Evolution gave women the better deal!

Pastor Ezekiel 11-02-2008 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 258250)
You men got screwed. :haha:
Evolution gave women the better deal!

Who is this "evolution" false God you worship? How can it "give" you anything, when it clearly doesn't exist? :taunt:

And stop posting porn on our Godly forum, witch! I should ban you here and now! :furious:

Rachael Van Helsing 11-02-2008 07:58 AM

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Porn you say? You mean the word 'orgasm'? Well, I can't see that I did much harm, seeing as it was already in the title of the thread! :lol:

Wide-Open 11-02-2008 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 258250)
So you think men are able to know this better than actual women, hmm? Seeing as you AREN'T women, I hardly think you're qualified to judge.

And:

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female orgasms are far more intense than what men feel.
You know, apart from your obvious harlot lies about "orgasms" (did you mean organisms?), I'm sure that even you can see a tiny contradiction there. :glare:

Pastor Ezekiel 11-02-2008 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 258258)
Porn you say? You mean the word 'orgasm'? Well, I can't see that I did much harm, seeing as it was already in the title of the thread! :lol:


Since your eyesight is so good, then I'm sure you noticed that THIS SECTION OF THE FORUM IS FOR MEN ONLY! :furious:

Rachael Van Helsing 11-02-2008 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 258259)
And:
You know, apart from your obvious harlot lies about "orgasms" (did you mean organisms?), I'm sure that even you can see a tiny contradiction there. :glare:

Well, I didn't mean to say that I, personally, could compare. However research has been done, such as what is on this site:

http://www.scienceandsupermodels.com...asms-kill-men/

Where is is saying that what we women experience could be too much of a shock for your puny male brains. :haha:

Scientists are able to do tests on both male and female subjects and thus gain objective insight.

Wide-Open 11-02-2008 08:58 AM

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OK, let's pretend this whole orgasm thing is not a hoax (:lol:) just for the sake of the argument. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 258262)
Where is is saying that what we women experience could be too much of a shock for your puny male brains. :haha:

Well, I looked at your SINtist link (DO NOT FOLLOW MY LEAD, THERE IS A PICTURE OF A SCARCELY CLAD HARLOT ON THAT PAGE!!! :fear2:), and - apart from proving that women probably have thinners skulls - this is what it says:

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Originally Posted by sinner
So at least given current studies it's scientifically unproven that a female orgasm would kill men.

Do you have a different version of the interweb than I have? :blink:

Apart from that, this research was done by Godless chinks who don't know anything about anything anyway. :thumbdown:

I'll now have to go into my prayer closet to get rid of this ghastly image. :angry:

Rachael Van Helsing 11-02-2008 09:14 AM

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This is the part I was more interested in, Wide:

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When an orgasm has been achieved through sex, you can measure theta waves. These are also said to cause the "running high" feeling of euphoria experienced sometimes by marathon runners. If theta waves are taken as a criterion, the entire brain emits theta waves when women reach an orgasm that are close on 10 times stronger than when men climax. So, if theta waves are an indication of an orgasm's strength, then women experience an orgasm that is physically impossible for men to go through. Putting it a little crudely, if the intensity of a woman's orgasm was played through a man's brain, there's a danger that the shock to his system would kill him. That risk makes it impossible to experiment on a man at the moment. And men can never become women.

Bobby-Joe 11-02-2008 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 258272)
This is the part I was more interested in, Wide:

Yes, we can see that Harlot! You do love that fact your sexual depravity is capable of killing. That's a mommy cave you have between your seldomly closed legs, not an execution chamber!

Rachael Van Helsing 11-02-2008 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 258296)
Yes, we can see that Harlot! You do love that fact your sexual depravity is capable of killing. That's a mommy cave you have between your seldomly closed legs, not an execution chamber!

Dearest Booby Joe, if you read carefully, I'm not talking about er.....'mommy caves'...as you call them..killing men, I'm talking about the fact that, what females experience during an orgasm, a genuine orgasm, is more than what the male chemistry can handle.

Wide-Open 11-02-2008 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 258272)
This is the part I was more interested in, Wide:

OMG WOMAN! :fear2:

First of all, my name is not "Wide", I'm Pastor Wide-Open for you. :glare:

Secondly, I don't want to elaborate on this. It's sick. As soon as something involves bodily fluids, I'm out. OK? :angry:

I'm sure this has to do with the "razor blade" trick, right? On second thoiught, don't answer that. :wacko:

Rachael Van Helsing 11-02-2008 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 258301)
OMG WOMAN! :fear2:

First of all, my name is not "Wide", I'm Pastor Wide-Open for you. :glare:

What's wrong? I'm just calling you what it says your username is. :huh:

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Secondly, I don't want to elaborate on this. It's sick. As soon as something involves bodily fluids, I'm out. OK? :angry:
Then explain your 'prayer closet'. :whistling:

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I'm sure this has to do with the "razor blade" trick, right? On second thoiught, don't answer that. :wacko:
The WHAT??? :blink: :wacko:

Bobby-Joe 11-02-2008 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 258300)
Dearest Booby Joe, if you read carefully, I'm not talking about er.....'mommy caves'...as you call them..killing men, I'm talking about the fact that, what females experience during an orgasm, a genuine orgasm, is more than what the male chemistry can handle.

Oh so you are braggig about turning a scared moment of life creation and turning into a filthy moment of sensual debauchery were snuffing your partner for the thrill of it is only to be expected.

Bob4God 11-02-2008 04:31 PM

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This thread was an interesting insight until, as usual, the females came in and turned it into a juvenile potty-mouth contest. What else is to be expected from the weaker sex? Yes that's right, WEAKER. Can you bench press 220 lbs like my wonderful, wonderful youth group boys back in Kansas? (I miss them so much :( )

Mr. Jingles 11-02-2008 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 258300)
Dearest Booby Joe, if you read carefully, I'm not talking about er.....'mommy caves'...as you call them..killing men, I'm talking about the fact that, what females experience during an orgasm, a genuine orgasm, is more than what the male chemistry can handle.

I'm quite certain that our godly Republican First Lady Laura Bush would never allow herself to have an orgasm; she loves Jesus too much.

Remy Lebeau 11-02-2008 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 258272)
This is the part I was more interested in, Wide:
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When an orgasm has been achieved through sex, you can measure theta waves. These are also said to cause the "running high" feeling of euphoria experienced sometimes by marathon runners. If theta waves are taken as a criterion, the entire brain emits theta waves when women reach an orgasm that are close on 10 times stronger than when men climax. So, if theta waves are an indication of an orgasm's strength, then women experience an orgasm that is physically impossible for men to go through. Putting it a little crudely, if the intensity of a woman's orgasm was played through a man's brain, there's a danger that the shock to his system would kill him. That risk makes it impossible to experiment on a man at the moment. And men can never become women.

That makes absolutely no sense. There is nothing a woman has between her ears that can match a man. We have bigger brains which makes ours better. This entire conversation is idiotic.:themonkey:

Next thing you know you'll be claiming that a women with their smaller arms, like Scarlett Johansen for example, can lift more than Arnold Schwarzenegger back in his prime. Utter nonsense!:themonkey:

The depths of your stupidity and gullibility never ceases to amaze me, harlot.

Jimmy-Roy Stewart 11-03-2008 06:23 PM

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My debbie says she never had an orgazm but so what we got too kids so her lady parts work just fine.

Rachael Van Helsing 11-05-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau (Post 258397)
That makes absolutely no sense. There is nothing a woman has between her ears that can match a man.

Are you saying that the chemistry/physical makeup of the male/female body/brain is exactly the same? It isn't, is it? And size is irrelevant. A sperm whale's brain is the biggest in the world, does that make it the smartest being alive?
To quote you, check and mate.

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We have bigger brains which makes ours better. This entire conversation is idiotic.:themonkey:
See what I said above :haha:

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Next thing you know you'll be claiming that a women with their smaller arms, like Scarlett Johansen for example, can lift more than Arnold Schwarzenegger back in his prime. Utter nonsense!:themonkey:
Did I use that in my argument? Whether or not that is or isn't the case isn't relevant here, bucko. :thumbdown:

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The depths of your stupidity and gullibility never ceases to amaze me, harlot.
Your weird obsession with having to disagree with everything I say never ceases to amaze me!

Brother_Percy 11-05-2008 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 259756)
Are you saying that the chemistry/physical makeup of the male/female body/brain is exactly the same? It isn't, is it? And size is irrelevant. A sperm whale's brain is the biggest in the world, does that make it the smartest being alive?
To quote you, check and mate!

And here we see the typical female argument... dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb! Sorry Rachael, but it's nothing more than we've come to expect from you. As usual you make no sense what-so-ever! :thumbdown:

You try to argue that brain-size doesn't factor into it... by comparing a MAN's brain to that of a dumb ANIMAL! Hilarious! Man is the most intelligent of God's creations, just because some dumb fish is bigger don't make it more intelligent! :lol:

Checkmate, Wiccan-scum! :angry:

Remy Lebeau 11-05-2008 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 259756)
Are you saying that the chemistry/physical makeup of the male/female body/brain is exactly the same? It isn't, is it? And size is irrelevant. A sperm whale's brain is the biggest in the world, does that make it the smartest being alive?
To quote you, check and mate.

The female brain is made of the same stuff, yes! Just less stuff which accounts for the inferiority of the female intellect.

A sperm whales brain-to-body ratio makes it fairly dumb by comparison to a human, you ignorant Osambo voting witch.

See what I said above :haha:

I just defeated your weak pathetic ill informed argument. Is that laughing smiley you laughing at your own stupidity?

Did I use that in my argument? Whether or not that is or isn't the case isn't relevant here, bucko. :thumbdown:

Did she call me a buck?

Whether or not that is the case???? Are you crazy! Arnold is definitely stronger than Scarlett Johansen!!! How can you be so stupid as to question that and still be allowed to vote? No wonder Osambo stole the election so easily. Stupid stupid female voters!!!!

Your weird obsession with having to disagree with everything I say never ceases to amaze me!

You're veiled sexual advances toward me always amaze me!!! Give it up, harlot!!!

Rachael Van Helsing 11-06-2008 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau (Post 259960)
The female brain is made of the same stuff, yes! Just less stuff which accounts for the inferiority of the female intellect.

The female body, chemically, is not the same as the male body. If it were, then women would likely start growing 'family jewels'... :lol:

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A sperm whales brain-to-body ratio makes it fairly dumb by comparison to a human, you ignorant Osambo voting witch.
Remy, dear, it isn't the size that matters, it's how convoluted the brain is. The human brain is more convoluted than any other in this world. Hence our smarts.

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I just defeated your weak pathetic ill informed argument. Is that laughing smiley you laughing at your own stupidity?
No you didn't!

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Did she call me a buck?

Whether or not that is the case???? Are you crazy! Arnold is definitely stronger than Scarlett Johansen!!! How can you be so stupid as to question that and still be allowed to vote? No wonder Osambo stole the election so easily. Stupid stupid female voters!!!!
I didn't claim it or not claim it, I said it was irrelevant!

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You're veiled sexual advances toward me always amaze me!!! Give it up, harlot!!!
Oh, why should I? I won't stop 'til I get me some Remy and Bobby Joe! :rolleyes:
:lol:

Z-tune 11-06-2008 04:10 AM

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I don't even know where to start. I stumbled upon this forum by accident researching why my girlfriend passes out after she has an orgasm. I suppose the intolerant and ignorant males on this forum would like to believe that women don't have orgasms because they've never performed well enough for it to happen. They happen, they've been proven to happen. They've also been proven to be more intense than any male's orgasm. I'm not very religious and I have my own set of beliefs that are unique to me. I've had religion forced on me as a child and your 'holy book' doesn't explicitly say that women don't or can't have orgasms. That doesn't make them unholy or dirty, nor does it make it impossible. Rachael, I sympathize with you, but don't understand why you argue with people that are so ignorant of the whole world around them. I'm actually surprised most of you close-minded bible-huggers have internet connections. You're 400 years behind in almost every other category.

maneack 11-06-2008 04:14 AM

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short answer, they think women are filthy... thus, probably never even went further than first base... if at all... so they wouldnt know. Too busy with their illustrated bibles in the bathroom... with the door closed...

Heroes for Ghosts 11-06-2008 03:59 PM

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The last time my wife complained about not having an "orgasm" and that our two minute sex wasn't long enough, I popped her one in the face. She hasn't complained since:lol:.

Remy Lebeau 11-07-2008 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 260159)
The female body, chemically, is not the same as the male body. If it were, then women would likely start growing 'family jewels'... :lol:

I said the brain matter was made of the same stuff. Stop trying to redirect the subject, harlot. You've lost and are taking a barrel dive straight into my debate victims list.

Remy, dear, it isn't the size that matters, it's how convoluted the brain is. The human brain is more convoluted than any other in this world. Hence our smarts.

Dear, slut, it is the larger mass of the male brain vs the smaller mass of the female brain that accounts for the great intellect in men. Likewise, it is the larger mass of the male upper body musculature vs the smaller mass of the female upper body musculature that accounts for the great strength of males.

No you didn't!

Yes, I did. Just look at my logical arguments vs your ignorant dribble. When I want to learn how to make a sandwich, fetch a beer or vote a God damned ooga booga porch monkey into the most powerful position in the world I'll ask you.

I didn't claim it or not claim it, I said it was irrelevant!

It's very relevant as I proved above.

Oh, why should I? I won't stop 'til I get me some Remy and Bobby Joe! :rolleyes:
:lol:

You filthy harlot! It is never going to happen so you might as well give up!!!

Rachael Van Helsing 11-07-2008 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau (Post 260542)
I said the brain matter was made of the same stuff.


Brains may be made of the same matter, however that does not mean that the male and female brain work in the same way. Science has proven that they most certainly do not. The male mind and the female mind do not work the same way. As you yourself have even said before. Many times!

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Stop trying to redirect the subject, harlot. You've lost and are taking a barrel dive straight into my debate victims list.
Meh.

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Dear, slut, it is the larger mass of the male brain vs the smaller mass of the female brain that accounts for the great intellect in men. Likewise, it is the larger mass of the male upper body musculature vs the smaller mass of the female upper body musculature that accounts for the great strength of males.
Ok, since you're so sure, please redirect me to a serious scientific study that proves, conclusively, that males are smarter than females.

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Yes, I did. Just look at my logical arguments vs your ignorant dribble. When I want to learn how to make a sandwich, fetch a beer or vote a God damned ooga booga porch monkey into the most powerful position in the world I'll ask you.
Oh hush. Just because the sane voters finally stood up and elected a real president, don't be such a sore loser. It's quite unbecoming. :P

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It's very relevant as I proved above.
Muscle mass has nothing to do with brain power. For instance, Stephen Hawking. He's hardly the incredible hulk, yet he's a true genius. And most Chippendales type men? Hardly a brain cell between em. If anything, your argument goes the opposite way. Lol!

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You filthy harlot! It is never going to happen so you might as well give up!!!
You know you love it. ;)

Jimmy-Roy Stewart 11-07-2008 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by maneack (Post 260184)
short answer, they think women are filthy... thus, probably never even went further than first base... if at all... so they wouldnt know. Too busy with their illustrated bibles in the bathroom... with the door closed...

Than how come so many of us got kids answer me that one smart guy.

Remy Lebeau 11-08-2008 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 260623)
Brains may be made of the same matter, however that does not mean that the male and female brain work in the same way. Science has proven that they most certainly do not. The male mind and the female mind do not work the same way. As you yourself have even said before. Many times!

I don't care what your false pseudo scientist gods claim to have "proven". They are always "proving" and then "disproving" their own dogma. Nothing they say is reliable.

Meh.

The sound of you admitting defeat. How lovely!

Ok, since you're so sure, please redirect me to a serious scientific study that proves, conclusively, that males are smarter than females.

I am not going to pretend for one second that your false gods "studies" are in any way valid. Next week they'll claim women can fly and the next claim they can't.

Muscle mass has nothing to do with brain power.

Never said it did. There you go again trying to change the subject because you are getting your butt handed to you in this debate. Do you want me to just add this one to my debate log now?

You know you love it. ;)

I despise you, you disgusting harlot! You libidinous tramp!!! You orgy loving trollop!!! :angry: My wife does NOT appreciate your advances toward me.

Rachael Van Helsing 11-08-2008 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau (Post 260851)
I don't care what your false pseudo scientist gods claim to have "proven". They are always "proving" and then "disproving" their own dogma. Nothing they say is reliable.


Yet you seem to rely on their 'dogma' enough to use the internet they created, on a computer that is also a product of science...with electricity discovered by a scientist. Ironic much?

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The sound of you admitting defeat. How lovely!
No, the sound of me being lazy.

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I am not going to pretend for one second that your false gods "studies" are in any way valid. Next week they'll claim women can fly and the next claim they can't.
In other words, you have nothing to back up your wild claims bar your own opinion? :haha:
Some debater are you! If you're going to make these claims, show me some links to valid conclusive proof and I'll take them seriously.

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Never said it did. There you go again trying to change the subject because you are getting your butt handed to you in this debate. Do you want me to just add this one to my debate log now?
Yes you did! You started talking about men and muscles and Arnie for no apparent reason! :crazy:

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I despise you, you disgusting harlot! You libidinous tramp!!! You orgy loving trollop!!! :angry: My wife does NOT appreciate your advances toward me.
Bah, you love it. :P You know you want it. ;)


Remy Lebeau 11-08-2008 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 260946)
Yet you seem to rely on their 'dogma' enough to use the internet they created, on a computer that is also a product of science...with electricity discovered by a scientist. Ironic much?

Scientist did not create the internet, computers or electricity. Jesus did. That's like saying that I created a tree by planting it. Jesus created the laws of nature and man simply saw what Jesus created and used it for their our devices.

In other words, you have nothing to back up your wild claims bar your own opinion? :haha: Some debater are you! If you're going to make these claims, show me some links to valid conclusive proof and I'll take them seriously.

I have your posts.:thumbsup:

And the Bible makes it quite clear that women are inferior to men, more akin to cattle than an actual person in most cases. There is no higher authority than God.

Yes you did! You started talking about men and muscles and Arnie for no apparent reason! :crazy:

I stated that more muscles equals more strength. Not that more muscle equals more brainpower. Nice try, witch, but you fail yet again.


Bah, you love it. :P You know you want it. ;)

Look here you uflg;0gyou little whore you leave my husband alone we are happily married you vile little witch i swear to God that i will killkhlf

See, now you've gone and gotten my wife very upset!!:angry: Now she is going to get a spanking for her interruption. Are you happy now?

Brother Temperance 11-08-2008 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lithium (Post 257694)
the reason more than 70% fake it its because of the male part doesn't know how to stimulate the right zones.
It exists and I can know it because I do get orgasms.

You claim to be Belgian, so your "orgasms" are real by definition anyway.

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I don't even know where to start. I stumbled upon this forum by accident researching why my girlfriend passes out after she has an orgasm.

Maybe you should stop giving her rohypnol?
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I suppose the intolerant and ignorant males on this forum would like to believe that women don't have orgasms because they've never performed well enough for it to happen. They happen, they've been proven to happen. They've also been proven to be more intense than any male's orgasm. I'm not very religious and I have my own set of beliefs that are unique to me. I've had religion forced on me as a child and your 'holy book' doesn't explicitly say that women don't or can't have orgasms. That doesn't make them unholy or dirty, nor does it make it impossible. Rachael, I sympathize with you, but don't understand why you argue with people that are so ignorant of the whole world around them. I'm actually surprised most of you close-minded bible-huggers have internet connections. You're 400 years behind in almost every other category.
I refuse to respond to the rest of your vile cooter-worshipping garbage until you can back it up with Scripture. Post God's Truth or shut up, friend.

Rachael Van Helsing 11-09-2008 03:56 AM

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Scientist did not create the internet, computers or electricity. Jesus did. That's like saying that I created a tree by planting it. Jesus created the laws of nature and man simply saw what Jesus created and used it for their our devices.

JESUS created the internet? :rofl:
Now you're in trouble, smarty, not even your bible backs you up on that one!
The only proof regarding the internet is that it is the result of science. So there! Every component that makes up the net is something that is made by scientists.
Using your tree example, no, you didn't create a tree by planting it, you enabled it to grow. But if you cut it down and make a chair, you'd be creating a chair. FROM the tree.

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I have your posts.:thumbsup:

Oh har de har har har. :thumbdown:

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And the Bible makes it quite clear that women are inferior to men, more akin to cattle than an actual person in most cases. There is no higher authority than God.

Remember that part where I asked you to provide proof OUTSIDE of the bible? ;)

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I stated that more muscles equals more strength. Not that more muscle equals more brainpower. Nice try, witch, but you fail yet again.
Nope, you started talking about that being a proof of male 'superiority' and blah blah blah.

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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau (Post 260987)
Look here you uflg;0gyou little whore you leave my husband alone we are happily married you vile little witch i swear to God that i will killkhlf

Say what? You need to use spell check, honey. :innocent: Then maybe your husband wouldn't spend so much time online flirting with me. ;)

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See, now you've gone and gotten my wife very upset!!:angry: Now she is going to get a spanking for her interruption. Are you happy now?
Bah, you're loving it. Don't try denying it. :D

Remy Lebeau 11-09-2008 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 261101)
JESUS created the internet? :rofl:
Now you're in trouble, smarty, not even your bible backs you up on that one!

God created everything that is. The Bible most definitely backs me up on this.

The only proof regarding the internet is that it is the result of science. So there! Every component that makes up the net is something that is made by scientists.

Science is the application of observations. Scientist don't create anything; They just take what's already there and use it. Just because they didn't know something was there until 6000+ years of it sitting right under their noses doesn't make it any less an act of God.

Using your tree example, no, you didn't create a tree by planting it, you enabled it to grow. But if you cut it down and make a chair, you'd be creating a chair. FROM the tree.

No, God created the chair. You just built it.

Remember that part where I asked you to provide proof OUTSIDE of the bible? ;)

Do you remember that part where I referenced your posts?B)

Nope, you started talking about that being a proof of male 'superiority' and blah blah blah.

Well, it is. Males are stronger and therefore superior. We are stronger because we have more muscle. We are smarter because we have more brain matter. It's all very simple logic. Why don't you have your husband explain it to you before your head explodes.

Say what? You need to use spell check, honey. :innocent: Then maybe your husband wouldn't spend so much time online flirting with me. ;)

I NEVER!!!

Bah, you're loving it. Don't try denying it. :D

I think the wrong person received that spanking!!:angry: If I ever catch you in Freehold or the surrounding area I'm going to pull down your pants, rip off your panties and pound your butt cheeks so hard you won't be able to sit down for days, witch!!! :whoopin:


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