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Mary Etheldreda 12-24-2013 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke6:37 (Post 1050593)
Is this really what you spend your time doing? Not only am I confused and alarmed by the incorrect information on Doctor Who but the responces to the original post as well. Christ ask us not to judge others “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven"- Like 6:37 yet I see a lot of judging going on. Someone said that the actor who played the doctor we unworthy of Gods love because of their ancestry. Are any of us worthy or do we all sin “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”- John 8:7? If we spent less time talking about who God hates the most and more time talking about what God has done for us out of love then I truly think the world will be a better place. however as I write this I realize because my thoughts are different than most of yours I will be banned from the site before most people can see my post

Don't be so negative, friend! Your post will be preserved for all to see the errors of this foolish, atheistic logic! In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

:)

Nobar King 12-24-2013 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke6:37 (Post 1050593)
as I write this I realize because my thoughts are different than most of yours I will be banned from the site before most people can see my post

have you considered seeing a professional about your paranoia?

Redthepokemonmasterbator 01-02-2014 05:57 PM

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LOL WUT doctor who is real religion is real the doctor would never save the racist, Sexist scum on this fourm o wait he would cus he's suppoused to be a nice guy all your points are invalid anyways -from a gay pokemon master & athiest

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 01-02-2014 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Redthepokemonmaster (Post 1052829)
...from a gay pokemon master & athiest

What sterling credentials, friend. :lol:

Please take the time to form cogent posts.

Quote:

Proverbs 18:6 (1611 King James Bible)

A fooles lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes.

atheistfool 01-15-2014 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Callisto (Post 1030027)
Explain his daughter then!
I agree. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarsus There are a few things it could look like, but a tarsus would not resemble a shed or police call box.
You do know you're calling him an old creep who hangs around with children, right?




That did not involve sexual activity, it involved The Doctor getting his DNA spliced in a machine, which in turn generated another person.

Cranky Old Man 01-15-2014 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by atheistfool (Post 1056534)
That did not involve sexual activity, it involved The Doctor getting his DNA spliced in a machine, which in turn generated another person.

That's called sex. In this case child rape.

John C. Coleman 01-15-2014 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by atheistfool (Post 1056534)
That did not involve sexual activity, it involved The Doctor getting his DNA spliced in a machine, which in turn generated another person.

DNA is a myth perpetrated by scientists.. Job 38:4

DemonThinker96 05-05-2014 01:02 AM

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Doctor Who? Evil? Really?:banghead: Is their ANYTHING that ISN'T satanic/evil to you guys?

Basilissa 05-05-2014 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DemonThinker96 (Post 1086194)
Doctor Who? Evil? Really?:banghead: Is their ANYTHING that ISN'T satanic/evil to you guys?

This:

:kjv1611:

:innocent:

RaggedyDoctor 06-10-2014 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1029621)
Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

Introduction
On the surface Doctor Who appears to be a silly BBC TV series about a man who comes out of a closet over and over again, while eating horrible British food and defeating extremely powerful intergalactic aliens by boring them with smalltalk.

In reality however Doctor Who is designed to change innocent Christian children into "Whovians". A cult aimed at completely and utterly destroying their innocent souls.

The Doctor Who cult:
http://i.imgur.com/vIYRgEx.jpg

The Doctor
The main character in Doctor Who is "The Doctor". An illegal alien who refuses to pay taxes and makes sure no one knows his name to keep it that way. Actors who play the role of Doctor Who usually commit suicide after a few seasons so there have been a lot of different actors playing Doctor Who. The capacity of independent thought of the innocent children watching Doctor Who gets reduced to a retarded level, so they don't even notice the actor gets replaced over and over again. The producers of Doctor Who don't even bother to select actors with a similar look.

Several of the actors playing Doctor Who:
http://i.imgur.com/xC4eZKU.jpg

The Tardis
Doctor Who has his own personal closet called "The Tardis". He comes out of this several times every episode. Clearly a gay reference to pollute our innocent children into choosing the gay deathstyle. There is a special Wikia for the Tardis that has the following to say about sex: "sex could be practised between two or more individuals of the same gender, which rarely had any procreative implications at all". This is not even close to a proper Christian marriage! And duh! on the "rarely had any procreative implications". Even a retard knows that sex between individuals of the same gender can never result in children. Except for the poor retards that watch Doctor Who. They lost every connection to reality and believe that trashcans can fly.

The Tardis:
http://i.imgur.com/FEWVfcL.png

Flying trashcans:
http://i.imgur.com/8Y9DEVf.jpg

The Companion
The Doctor always has a personal sex slave called "The Companion". A slutty concubine with a pea sized brain whose sole purpose is to watch in awe every time The Doctor saves the universe in an extremely unlikely way. Once a companion gets pregnant, usually from a gang bang involving multiple man, women and small farm animals, she gets dumped and a new companion takes her place.

A pregnant companion, The Doctor and another gang bang participant:
http://i.imgur.com/j67Xgst.jpg

The Sonic Screwdriver
The sonic screwdriver is what you get if you combine a magic wand and a vibrator. A single device that allows the user to violate every Biblical law with the push of a single button. After the transformation from innocent Christian child to Godless slut has been completed by watching too many Doctor Who episodes, the slut celebrates by getting a sonic screwdriver tattoo on her naked body.

A slut and her sonic screwdriver tatoo:
http://i.imgur.com/fv0Tkgn.png

Why we should avoid Doctor Who
Doctor Who attacks Christianity on many levels.
  • His refusal to tithe violates Malachi 3:8-10.
  • The Tardis promoting gay sex violates Leviticus 20:13.
  • Sex before marriage violates 1 Corinthians 7:1-40.
  • Time travel and the sonic screwdriver violate Exodus 22:18.
And the list goes on and on. Doctor Who has been around for 50 years and the creators of this horrible horrible abomination made sure every Biblical law got broken over and over again. Doctor Who is the worst imaginable role model for innocent Christian Children.

What? You're a friendly bunch! Is this really the thanks I get for saving your hides more times than you know? I don't know what you mean about the whole companion sex thing. I do have a wife, you know. I never have sex with my companions. Ever! That would be disgusting. I just take them on trips through the universe. I try to make them fun little excursions, but something always ends up rearing it's ugly head (or heads) and decides to try to do something nasty.


My screwdriver is neither a vibrator nor a magic wand; it just uses combinations of different high frequency audio waves to manipulate something. I use it to do really cool stuff like opening locks, overiding electronics, scanning things, and stunning nasty things.

Schnack 06-10-2014 03:16 AM

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Not one doctor who actor committed suicide you lying ass heads!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schnack 06-10-2014 03:21 AM

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and you think atheists are ignorant. They don't get turned into sluts!! And the companion never has sexual relations with the doctor! The most she ever does is kiss him

Didymus Much 06-10-2014 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RaggedyDoctor (Post 1093421)
...blah blah...

Isn't one poorly-dressed, rather boring, fictional goody-goody enough for this forum? :thumbdown:

Oh, look, it's a lumpy bar fridge on wheels with a toilet plunger out the front, and it's chasing us realllly sloooowlllyy. Run for your lives!! :lol:

Belzebuth666 06-10-2014 07:18 PM

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Do you know the Doctor fought Satan ? Then, do you know it is a fiction ? And, how could you critisize the children watching the serie whilst you're torturing them ? This is HERESY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you were intelligent people...

Hereticaly yours :devil:,
Belzebuth666

Attila's Wife 06-10-2014 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Belzebuth666 (Post 1093605)
Do you know the Doctor fought Satan ? Then, do you know it is a fiction ?

There is no need for a space before a question mark.

Yes, I think this series is fiction, in which case Doctor Who did NOT fight Satan except in the fevered imaginations of the fanboys. But trust me, young lady, Satan is real.

I have not seen your introductory thread in the Introduction Forum. I am sure you will wish to show your respect for our rules by starting one?

YiC
AW
:jesus:

Brennan F 06-25-2014 02:06 PM

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Why do you people judge others? Using terms like "Sluts" and "Heathens" Why aren't you approaching your message with love and compassion. You people are hypocrites and anyone who even slightly disagrees is a disgrace to God. You show none of the qualities that Jesus wants you to show. Love? You show hate and discrimination against others. Anyone who is unsaved is an unclean pig. This is not the way God wants us to act. You should show unsaved people the way to salvation not turn away and shun them.

John Creeser 06-25-2014 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
Why do you people judge others? Using terms like "Sluts" and "Heathens" Why aren't you approaching your message with love and compassion. You people are hypocrites and anyone who even slightly disagrees is a disgrace to God. You show none of the qualities that Jesus wants you to show. Love? You show hate and discrimination against others. Anyone who is unsaved is an unclean pig. This is not the way God wants us to act. You should show unsaved people the way to salvation not turn away and shun them.

Are you catholic? You say you are a Christian, prove it. Introduce yourself here

Zechariah Smyth 06-25-2014 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
Why do you people judge others?

Because God tells us to:

(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

(among others)

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
Using terms like "Sluts" and "Heathens"

Jesus believes in calling it like He sees it:

(Matthew 23:33) "Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?"


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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
Why aren't you approaching your message with love and compassion.

I spend every non-working waking moment telling people all about the Bible...what could be more loving and compassionate than that?

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
You people are hypocrites

You aren't used to people following ALL of the Bible...just the parts they learned in Sunday School from "preachers" with an agenda (generally money). Again, look at what God SAYS and not what you think He says:

(James 2:10) "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

It's cool...we see this all the time. Now you know!

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
and anyone who even slightly disagrees is a disgrace to God.

Yes. Go check out Luke 11:23.

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
You show none of the qualities that Jesus wants you to show.

Prove it using Scripture.

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
Love? You show hate and discrimination against others.

I don't hate anyone. Telling someone they are going against God's Will is the OPPOSITE of hate.

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
Anyone who is unsaved is an unclean pig.

No, anyone who is Unsaved and disinclined to BEING saved is going to Hell.

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
This is not the way God wants us to act.

Scripture, please.

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Originally Posted by Curiouswithquestions (Post 1096484)
You should show unsaved people the way to salvation not turn away and shun them.

Good grief, what do you think this place is FOR???

:huh:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Kewlcat 06-25-2014 02:46 PM

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It makes me sad that no matter what the thread is about, usually if I go past five pages it's become another argument between attention-seeking trolls and true Christians. Trolls, what do you think you are going to achieve? None of the true Christians are going to suddenly become athiests, if there was a chance of that, they wouldn't even be true Christians. So what exactly is the point of side-tracking threads anyways?

Cranky Old Man 06-25-2014 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kewlcat (Post 1096491)
It makes me sad that no matter what the thread is about, usually if I go past five pages it's become another argument between attention-seeking trolls and true Christians. Trolls, what do you think you are going to achieve? None of the true Christians are going to suddenly become athiests, if there was a chance of that, they wouldn't even be true Christians. So what exactly is the point of side-tracking threads anyways?

Amen! Let's all praise Jesus instead!


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