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Pastor Ezekiel 01-08-2014 04:52 AM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
I think we should start working on next year's calender. Any of you True Christians™ want to submit a snapshot of yourself for consideration?


Jedediah 01-08-2014 06:26 AM

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Well, if we're posting those...

This is from a set I had done at GlamourShots a couple of months before they shut down.


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Pim Pendergast 01-09-2014 11:40 AM

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I think a calendar is a great idea. Here's me at the beach last weekend. Perhaps we could caption each picture with a Bible verse?

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Alan Swallows 09-19-2017 10:29 AM

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Are submissions for 2018 open yet?

https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4419/...9e5e8ca0_z.jpg

BrotherLarry 09-19-2017 02:29 PM

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Brother Swallows,


I just don't know what to say. How do you keep the lady-folk away?


BrotherLarry

GaleWhoring the Boring 10-09-2017 07:32 AM

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I know you are only looking for men for the calendar, but this this was taken by my cousin in Alberta when I visited him last X-mas. Please, add it in if you want.

https://vgy.me/O2RrbI.jpg

Mary Etheldreda 10-09-2017 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleWhoring (Post 1221441)
I know you are only looking for men for the calendar, but this this was taken by my cousin in Alberta when I visited him last X-mas. Please, add it in if you want.

https://vgy.me/O2RrbI.jpg

Goodness dear, it looks like you could have been a grandmother many times over by now. No wonder you're so lost and lonely and giving your heart to anyone who has a few minutes to spare or a toy with strong battery life. You should consider befriending Jesus. He will fill up that hole in your heart and give you the things you truly long for - value, approval, belonging.

GaleWhoring the Boring 10-09-2017 10:41 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
Quite contrary, Mary, Jesus does fill my hole. We puddled once before, I think.

WilliamJenningsBryan 10-10-2017 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by GaleWhoring (Post 1221471)
Quite contrary, Mary, Jesus does fill my hole. We puddled once before, I think.

I dare say the Freehold ladies are trying their best to be, shall we say, polite. I have to say that the push-up bra, black corset, garter belt, and stockings date somewhere decades before Hugh Hefner had to start taking Viagra. In addition to getting with Jesus on Sundays, you also might want to think about spending some quality time on the ThighMaster.

GaleWhoring the Boring 10-10-2017 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1221478)
In addition to getting with Jesus on Sundays, you also might want to think about spending some quality time on the ThighMaster.




Oh, I much prefer using an electric camel for that reason.

Jim C. Lombardo 10-16-2017 04:17 AM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
 
I won't even ask what that is.

And you seem to miss that this is a MEN'S calendar. For which I would graciously like to pool in my image taken from my 2015 Christian singles dating ad. I've really cleaned up since I gave up the crystal 20 years ago, and found JESUS. Now He's blessed me with a healthy American ruggedness that I hope will prove suitable for gracing the calendar.
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https://vgy.me/EMmbRD.jpg


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