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Pastor Ezekiel 05-31-2010 10:43 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529673)
Or what? I'm going to hell? Old news, my friend :)

No, you're going to hell anyway. And I can't wait to watch you burn. :sinner: :haha:

If you keep spamming our Godly forum with communistic lies you'll be banned. :banned:

mrKayne 05-31-2010 10:59 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 529684)
No, you're going to hell anyway. And I can't wait to watch you burn. :sinner: :haha:

If you keep spamming our Godly forum with communistic lies you'll be banned. :banned:

Okay, first: How will you watch me burn, if you aren't in hell?

And now, lets get this show going. Read up, friends.

Lets start with the topic, created by "Cranky Old Man". And lets use his quote
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Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
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Now let us look at the facts, instead of all this nonsense he has been writing:

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The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking"
lets look up the word "rape": http://translate.google.dk/#en|da|rape

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The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France!
His shirt says "From Århus to Paris". A danish town to Paris in France - therefor, not Tour De France.

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Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior!
How can a toy corrupt a child? C'mon now.

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The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her)......
Created by Danes? Naah. Read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking - first 5 words.

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Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program).....
Eeeh.. What? Would you PLEASE get that translated correctly? Or should I do it for you?

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Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children!
Gey couples are allowed to get married on the mayors office. Not in the churche. And then rape children? What sick and twisted mind did that came from? It's like thats the only thing you are thinking about.

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So I guess if the oh so praised LORD hates people who are lying, then your "Old Cranky Man" is in deep trouble.

Pastor Ezekiel 05-31-2010 11:02 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529695)
Okay, first: How will you watch me burn, if you aren't in hell?

Because the Bible tells us that hell is visible from Heaven!!

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Luke 16:20-26

20And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. 26And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.




Please see my sermon on the subject HERE. :rtfm:

mrKayne 05-31-2010 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 529699)
Because the Bible tells us that hell is visible from Heaven!!
Please see my sermon on the subject HERE. :rtfm:

Please respond to all my other quotes.

Cranky Old Man 05-31-2010 11:14 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529695)
His shirt says "From Århus to Paris". A danish town to Paris in France - therefor, not Tour De France.

So you are denying Rasmussen cheated at the Tour de France? And yet you call me a liar? :fear2:

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Created by Danes? Naah. Read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking - first 5 words.
My internet filter does not allow access to porn sites, but I can assure you Pipi is Danish.

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Gay couples are allowed to get married on the mayors office. Not in the churche. And then rape children? What sick and twisted mind did that came from?
I do not know which perverted Dane was responsible for this, but if I had to make a wild guess, I would go for someone named Rasmussen.

Jo Freddie 05-31-2010 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 529699)
Because the Bible tells us that hell is visible from Heaven!!






Please see my sermon on the subject HERE. :rtfm:

Yet another example that your book is nothing more then a charter for sadists, you look forward to an afterlife reveling in the pain and suffering of others. The real Gospel teaches us that Heaven is not such a depraved place as the one you long for, but a civilised place with great Beer and Wonderful Strippers

Cranky Old Man 05-31-2010 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jo Feddie (Post 529707)
you look forward to an afterlife reveling in the pain and suffering of others

We most certainly do. Watching you burn in Hell is going to be extra enjoyable. Boy is watching Satan grind you into tomato sauce over and over again going to be fun. :popcorn:

Jo Freddie 05-31-2010 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 529711)
We most certainly do. Watching you burn in Hell is going to be extra enjoyable. Boy is watching Satan grind you into tomato sauce over and over again going to be fun. :popcorn:

But unlike your in your sadists charter, those of us who know the truth about Heaven know there is no hell, just heaven-lite where the strippers are not so good looking, the beer is warm and you don't get such a good view of the stage, there will be plenty of tomato sauce you will be glad to hear, on the Holy Pasta that will sustain us all. Though I can't help thinking to be made in to the sauce for the Holy Pasta would be a great honour.

jennabenna 05-31-2010 11:46 PM

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Wow, god just hates everyone these days. But hasn't he always felt that way? I personally think He needs therapy.

Cranky Old Man 05-31-2010 11:48 PM

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Cognitive dissonance might enable you to deny the Truth© as it is written in the KJV1611 Holy Bible, your ignorance will not be an excuse to avoid Hell. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

God does not like tomato sauce anyway: Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."

Pastor Ezekiel 05-31-2010 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jennabenna (Post 529718)
Wow, god just hates everyone these days. But hasn't he always felt that way? I personally think He needs therapy.

You, a hellbound nigress godmocker, thinks that God, creator of the known universe, "needs therapy." :huh:

Is there any reason why I shouldn't ban you here and now? :furious:

Jo Freddie 05-31-2010 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jennabenna (Post 529718)
Wow, god just hates everyone these days. But hasn't he always felt that way? I personally think He needs therapy.

The REAL God loves everyone, but the people here know nothing of the real God, I have in the past tried my best to educate them but they are stubbon and will not listen to the truth, they are almost as bad as the scientists and those spout evolution and try to deny that The Flying spaghetti Monster created everything.

If you would like to know more of the truth you can start here

jennabenna 05-31-2010 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 528824)

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
  3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

They can do that in every american state except Arkansas, Florida, Missouri, and Nebraska. I grew up in Nebraska. *Shudders*

Jo Freddie 06-01-2010 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 529723)
You, a hellbound nigress godmocker, thinks that God, creator of the known universe, "needs therapy." :huh:

Is there any reason why I shouldn't ban you here and now? :furious:

It is not her fault, just what she picks up from the way you describe YOUR God, and yes I would agree the God you describe would need a lot of therapy, fortunately for us all the real Creator of everything is not such a nut job.

Levi Jones 06-01-2010 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jo Feddie (Post 529715)
But unlike your in your sadists charter, those of us who know the truth about Heaven know there is no hell, just heaven-lite where the strippers are not so good looking, the beer is warm and you don't get such a good view of the stage, there will be plenty of tomato sauce you will be glad to hear, on the Holy Pasta that will sustain us all. Though I can't help thinking to be made in to the sauce for the Holy Pasta would be a great honour.

I can't begin to say how disgusting that is. :angry:

Your made up god is an abomination and I am so offended by your vile countenance upon this holy forum!

Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Satan has a big steaming pile of pasta and meatballs he is going to shove down your throat and various orifices for eternity.

Jo Freddie 06-01-2010 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 529730)
Your made up god is an abomination and I am so offended by your vile countenance upon this holy forum!

You are the one with a made up God not I. You seem to need to use a Fairy Tale to justify your Sadist tendencies. Did you like pulling the wings off flies when you are a child, are you still doing that?

Levi Jones 06-01-2010 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jo Feddie (Post 529738)
You are the one with a made up God not I. You seem to need to use a Fairy Tale to justify your Sadist tendencies. Did you like pulling the wings off flies when you are a child, are you still doing that?

Not at all, but I do enjoy talking to them as they die an agonizing death after I poison spray them.

I say things like, "That will teach you to buzz around my ears! Look at you! You're dying!"

I thought everyone did. :huh:

Jo Freddie 06-01-2010 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 529743)
Not at all, but I do enjoy talking to them as they die an agonizing death after I poison spray them.

I say things like, "That will teach you to buzz around my ears! Look at you! You're dying!"

I thought everyone did. :huh:

No not everyone, not very many people in fact, just a few very sick people, but you and others here have made very clear just how sick you all are, and you continue to use your ancient fairy tale to justify your perversions.

Give up your evil ways and accept the truth, you will be rewarded with Great Beer and fantastic strippers (knowing how some of you over protest about others sexuality to hide your own, be reassured that the Strippers will be individually tailored to your tastes and needs)

RAmen, Accept the Touch of His Noodly Appendage

Levi Jones 06-01-2010 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Jo Feddie (Post 529749)
No not everyone, not very many people in fact, just a few very sick people, but you and others here have made very clear just how sick you all are, and you continue to use your ancient fairy tale to justify your perversions.

I'm fairly sure what I did was godly. I would put two sewing needles together to form a cross and then pierce the insect. The roach or June bug would get to act out the passion narrative carrying its cross. Once it fell over, I got to play Roman guard. :innocent:

Jo Freddie 06-01-2010 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 529753)
I'm fairly sure what I did was godly. I would put two sewing needles together to form a cross and then pierce the insect. The roach or June bug would get to act out the passion narrative carrying its cross. Once it fell over, I got to play Roman guard. :innocent:

Sounds suspect even from the point of view of your fairy tale..
Genesis 1
[25] And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
Not a very Godly way to treat something that your book says is good


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