10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
It really sucks to be Irish. To escape from this harsh reality the Irish are even bigger alcoholics than the Russians. It is a miracle that they are still capable of procreating. For most Irishmen the first time they will be sober will be when they arrive in Hell. Leviticus 10:9 "Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations"
All people of Ireland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, Denmark, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. |
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@Cranky Old Man This makes me so glad to be an American! :)
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My dads says we should just whip out the whole irish nation! If you can even call them a nation! they're obviously just a bunch of drunks posested by the devil!:devil:
I agree with you felisity I'm so glad im not irish. :innocent: |
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Any country that can spew that foul mouthed heathen drunkard James Joyce out deserves God's ire and wrath.
Praise God for Oliver Cromwell. |
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I like the fact that Cranky Old Man is an outstanding True Christian™ geographist. I seem to learn more and more from Cranky Old Man, he tells us things that I was not aware of at first.
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Wait, a Godless country like Ireland sure must have more then 10 reasons to anger God right?
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It's because Irish people are too drunk to count further than 10 :D
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Can I just point out that America was founded upon Immigration and that a lot of that Immigration came from Ireland. So basically what you are saying is that the country you hold dear was founded by Idiots? No wonder your country now has people like you. You disgust me.
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@GodFails Welcome! I hope we can be friends! :)
Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus! :innocent: If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus! :wub: |
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Right now I feel such shame, while my father was a full blooded German(YEA) my mother was a mick. So I guess I am half mick. Does that mean that Jesus only love half of me? If I renounce my mick heritage will that make Jesus happy?
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That is an insult!
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This may seem like a strange concept as the Irish are know to be a pale, pasty lot, but again, it has nothing to do with actual skin tone, as our Ex-Negro ministry can attest. Once here in the good old U S of A, the Irish were able to lift themselves out of their degenerate state by means of employment, graft, and looking down on others, all opportunities denied them in the British Isles. Now, thanks to the efforts of their grandparents et al , the Irish in America are white. Those remaining on the old sod, remain old, drunken sods. I hope this clears up your misconceptions. Remember, America is the land of opportunity. Pedantically Yours, Handmaiden |
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Hello everyone,
I'm new here. I've been trying to find Jesus, and it seems like here I've finally found a place where I can being that search in earnest. However, I have some flaws. I'm working on them, but I wanted to ask first about those I can't change. I am Irish. I think part of my problem has been the prevalence of Mary in any religious setting here, which is why I tried looking online. I have stopped drinking (my parents had given me alcohol since I was 6), and I have committed acts of which I am now deeply ashamed, but I honestly wish to try to be better now, and earn forgiveness. My question is, as I am Irish, is there any hope for redemption? Thank you for any response :unsure: |
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Dear Cranky old Man: I said a prayer for you that you never have to travel to Ireland. Hopefully Jesus will protect you.
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Sorry! I'll re-post there. If someone wants to delete this to keep things tidy, that's fine.
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