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Cranky Old Man 06-29-2010 10:42 AM

Toy Story 3 makes children GAY!
 
Rev. Jim Osborne and I joined forces in researching the pure evil that is Toy Story 3.

Cranky Old Man:
Satan's minion Steve Jobs (owner of both Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios) created yet another product to corrupt our innocent children. Most of the movie is set in a day care center filled with children adopted by gay and lesbian couples!

Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

Seducing children to ignore the Holy Bible! :fear2:
True Christians™ know that the best form of entertainment for our children is Bible study! Not only does the movie itself take time away that could be spend on Bible study, it also actively promotes children playing with sodomy toys instead of reading the Bible!

Gay gay gay! :bad:
Disney and Pixar made sure to use only gay actors like Tom Hanks and Tim Allen to do the voices! Even the so called romance in the movie between Barbie and Ken is made entirely unbelievable by the extremely gay Ken doll. Children get a completely wrong picture of how a True Christian™ man should behave! And don't get me started on the many toys in the movie modeled after gay sex dolls!

Approved by Satan! :devil:
God has given Steve Jobs many clear signs to stop his evil ways, but Steve Jobs keeps doing Satan's bidding! I am certain God will run out of patience with Steve Jobs and smite him one of these days, but unfortunately in the meantime he keeps creating evil products aimed at destroying the souls of our innocent children!

"Many toys in Toy Story 3 are modeled after gay sex dolls!"
http://www.female50gp.com/2009/blog/...ory-alien2.JPG

Rev. Jim Osborne:
Even though I have never watched any of the actual films, I've been heightening the awareness to Christian parents everywhere about this sick and perverted series. The series revolves around two "friends"...an astronaut and a cowboy. We know from the Village People and gay subculture, that queers like to play dress-up. Obviously, this is Disney and Pixar's way of moving the gay agenda forth, down the throats of innocent children!

Furthermore, these two toys are named "Buzz Lightyear" and "Woody". One sounds like it could be in a gay porno or a brand of vibrator, and the other is slang for an erection. Why couldn't they have called them decent names with no innuendo surrounding them? Why not "Dick Blaster" and "Harry"? Something normal like that.

And if there's any further skepticism that these films are not the vanguard of the gay agenda's attempt to recruit children, then take a look at this screenshot...

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-conte...y_story_3d.jpg

Felicity 06-29-2010 10:44 AM

Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!
 
@Cranky Old Man I am so glad my father does not allow me to watch movies! :innocent:

The_man 06-29-2010 12:53 PM

Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!
 
forbid those movies that allow gays

biza the godmocker 06-29-2010 01:03 PM

Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!
 
That's such a retarded idea you have there about Toy Story 3 making kids gay.
The movie isn't out yet lol. soon but still.

And 85% of Sweden(not sweedeland)is atheist!!
48% of Russia is atheist!!
65% of Japan is Atheist
11.9% of the world is non religious
(This can't be true --> 1/3 of the world is Christians.)

God dammit! I thought there were gonna be atleast 60% of non religious people in the entire world! Guess i was wrong at that point :(

Anyway when i was little i loved Toy Story and i still do :)
BUT IM NOT GAY! explain that :)

Dirk 06-29-2010 01:16 PM

Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!
 
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Originally Posted by B.Y.O.B (Post 548543)
Anyway when i was little i loved Toy Story and i still do :)
BUT IM NOT GAY! explain that :)

You're gay and are lying to us, that's your explanation!

Billy Bob Jenkins 06-29-2010 01:42 PM

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I agree with you, Dirk. BYOB is taking a typically surreptitious, homersexural approach to the subject.

Jo Freddie 06-29-2010 02:07 PM

Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!
 
Yet again with you peoples preoccupation with other peoples sexuality.

A) A film is not going to change anyone's sexuality.
b) God does not care what consenting adults do with each other.
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

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4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
Followed by this piece of advice

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8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
Your preoccupation with peoples sexuality shows all the signs of someone that is unsure about their own, and that is not something that uncommon as we can see from these examples.

Billy Bob Jenkins 06-29-2010 02:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie (Post 548563)
Your preoccupation with peoples sexuality shows all the signs of someone that is unsure about their own, and that is not something that uncommon as we can see from these examples.

Yes, it appears that you are trying to externalize the blame for your homersexurality as well.

The way you know that Dirk and I are not homers is that we find it disgusting.

Jo Freddie 06-29-2010 02:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 548565)
Yes, it appears that you are trying to externalize the blame for your homersexurality as well.

The way you know that Dirk and I are not homers is that we find it disgusting.

You know nothing of my sexuality, and I do nothing to promote one type over the other, it is something personal to the people involved. It is not something they choose, it is not something they have been turned into by anything, let alone a film, it is who they are. But for you this seems to be a problem.

It comes down to that twisted knot inside you that I have spoken of before, you see people living their lives as they want to, savouring existence without harming anyone else, you and your kind are unable to do this and it eats away inside you, destroying your very being.

I bring you the words of The One True God, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, in the hope that one day you can accept them. When that day comes you will be free of that knot inside you, the bile at the very centre of your being will disperse and you will finally be able to enjoy life and who you really are.

Sister Charli 06-29-2010 03:29 PM

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With all due respect Mr Cranky but I was brought up with Noddy and Big Ears (Enid Blyton) allegedly being homosexual lovers but I promise you My Cranky the thought of them having sexual liaisons never entered my mind.

Pastor Isaac Peters 06-29-2010 03:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie (Post 548563)
Yet again with you peoples preoccupation with other peoples sexuality.

The Bible shows us that God is preoccupied with people's sexuality. He doesn't owe you or anyone else an explanation as to why.

Jo Freddie 06-29-2010 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters (Post 548590)
The Bible shows us that God is preoccupied with people's sexuality. He doesn't owe you or anyone else an explanation as to why.

Your bible shows us nothing of the true word of God, the TRUE word of GOD, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, shows us he does not care as long as all parties are consenting, of legal age, AND with mental maturity.

And HE tells us, as I have already shown you lot many times:
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As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
Why do you hate God? Why will you not accept the word of God?

Benedict A. Davis 06-29-2010 04:05 PM

Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Y.O.B (Post 548543)
That's such a retarded idea you have there about Toy Story 3 making kids gay.
The movie isn't out yet lol. soon but still.

And 85% of Sweden(not sweedeland)is atheist!!
48% of Russia is atheist!!
65% of Japan is Atheist
11.9% of the world is non religious
(This can't be true --> 1/3 of the world is Christians.)

God dammit! I thought there were gonna be atleast 60% of non religious people in the entire world! Guess i was wrong at that point :(

Anyway when i was little i loved Toy Story and i still do :)
BUT IM NOT GAY! explain that :)

BYOB, you are not studying to be a CPA nor presently working for the IRS are you?

Pastor Isaac Peters 06-29-2010 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie (Post 548604)
Your bible shows us nothing of the true word of God, the TRUE word of GOD, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, shows us he does not care as long as all parties are consenting, of legal age, AND with mental maturity.

Silly macaroni worshiper, who said that the woman has to consent?

Exodus 21:7: And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

Deut. 22:28-29: If a man find a damsel [that is] a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty [shekels] of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Jo Freddie 06-29-2010 04:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters (Post 548617)
Silly macaroni worshiper, who said that the woman has to consent?

GOD DID:
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

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4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

Lisa H 06-30-2010 12:58 PM

Re: Toy Story 3 makes children GAY!
 
Mr Cranky, I have watched the Toy Story movies and did not find anything wrong with them. Barbie and Ken are not gay, they are just toy dolls for girls to play with. I would be more worried if parents allowed their sons to play with Barbie and Ken.

Cranky Old Man 06-30-2010 01:06 PM

Re: Toy Story 3 makes children GAY!
 
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Originally Posted by Lisa the Lesbian (Post 549181)
Mr Cranky, I have watched the Toy Story movies and did not find anything wrong with them. Barbie and Ken are not gay, they are just toy dolls for girls to play with. I would be more worried if parents allowed their sons to play with Barbie and Ken.

I am surprised that a lesbian woman does not recognize how gay the Ken doll in Toy Story 3 is behaving. If you look it up in Google you can see that there are over 200.000 results confirming this, so you must be the only person on the planet who is denying this.

Jo Freddie 06-30-2010 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 549182)
I am surprised that a lesbian woman does not recognize how gay the Ken doll in Toy Story 3 is behaving. If you look it up in Google you can see that there are over 200.000 results confirming this, so you must be the only person on the planet who is denying this.

"toy story 3" ken gay = About 171,000 results
"cranky old man" gay = About 397,000 results
"cranky old man" not gay = About 3,010 results

So by your logic your are 2.32 times more likely to make children gay then Toy Story 3.
Also if Toy Story 3 is Gay there is 1.76% chance that you are not gay.

True Disciple 06-30-2010 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie (Post 549184)
"toy story 3" ken gay = About 171,000 results
"cranky old man" gay = About 397,000 results
"cranky old man" not gay = About 3,010 results

So by your logic your are 2.32 times more likely to make children gay then Toy Story 3.
Also if Toy Story 3 is Gay there is 1.76% chance that you are not gay.

Your little piece of research is biased, my pirate friend. Let's see what happens if we treat "cranky old man" equally to "toy story 3" instead of adding "ken" to the latter, with which you twisted the results:

3.730.000 results for "toy story 3" gay.

That's about ten times as much as Brother Cranky.:)

Jo Freddie 06-30-2010 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by True Disciple (Post 549211)
Your little piece of research is biased, my pirate friend. Let's see what happens if we treat "cranky old man" equally to "toy story 3" instead of adding "ken" to the latter, with which you twisted the results:

3.730.000 results for "toy story 3" gay.

That's about ten times as much as Brother Cranky.:)

Ok we will do the same search on both
"cranky old man" not gay = 2.580 results
"toy story 3" not gay = 495.000 results

Yes the results are meaningless but so where Cranky's in the first place.


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