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You are talking about hysterical paroxysms. They are due to an unsettled uterus, no doubt due to the fact that you have never had a child. If you were using your uterus and genitals as The Lord commanded, namely producing future Christians, these paroxysms would cease entirely. Having your vulva manipulated by someone who is not your husband until you involuntarily convulse as waves of muscle contractions sweep through your pelvic floor is not what God intended you to do with your body. Please consider accepting Jesus before that hungry maw between your thighs drags you to Hell. |
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Welcome to our forum!:thumbsup: You should stop being a slut and get SAVED by :wub:JESUS!!!:wub: See, by "doing it" with your boyfriend, you are going against :cloud9:GOD:cloud9: and He might get really sooooooper mad and kill you and send you to :sinner:HELL:sinner: Also, you didn't say you do it, but I bet you M yourself too, right? :nono: Well that's just as bad as "doing it", cuz when you rub yourself "down there", you're ringing the Devil's Doorbell and he can for sure hear it!:devil: Quote:
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If I know one thing it's that my wife has NEVER had an orgasm! Not only do I do my best to prevent it from happening I have ordered her to tell me if she thinks she feels one coming on so we can stop imeadiately. At first I tried spanking her for her bad behavior, but this seemed less effective than stopping all together.
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I have been married over 40 years. I have had three wives (the first two suffered accidental deaths). My third wife, Mrs. Hutchins, has bore me over 35 (could be more) children, most of whom have lived and are males. Not once has she suffered the indignities of an 'orgasam' though she came close a few years ago when she hit her leg with the axe while chopping wood during the blizzard of '08.
She tells us that for three hours she screamed out in rapture until the blood flowing from the gash congealed/froze and she found the strength to crawl the 1200 yards back to the house. Unfortunately for her, everyone had gone to bed and the doors were locked. Her absence was noted the next morning at breakfast time when she had not yet prepared the bacon. I recall her saying 'I have never had a feeling like that before' as she was drug into the kitchen. Personally, I have always felt she talks too much. |
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Architecture. Deuteronomy 8:12 Lest when thou hast eaten and art full, and hast built goodly houses, and dwelt therein; 1 Chronicles 29:19 And give unto Solomon my son a perfect heart, to keep thy commandments, thy testimonies, and thy statutes, and to do all these things, and to build the palace, for the which I have made provision. Arithmetic. Genesis 15:5 And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward heaven, and tell the stars, if thou be able to number them: and he said unto him, So shall thy seed be. Leviticus 26:8 And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword. Job 29:18 Then I said, I shall die in my nest, and I shall multiply my days as the sand. Astronomy. Job 38:31-32 Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion? Canst thou bring forth Mazzaroth in his season? or canst thou guide Arcturus with his sons? Astrology. Isaiah 47:13 Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee. Botany. 1 Kings 4:33 And he spake of trees, from the cedar tree that is in Lebanon even unto the hyssop that springeth out of the wall: he spake also of beasts, and of fowl, and of creeping things, and of fishes. Geography. Genesis 10:1-30 Now these are the generations of the sons of Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth: and unto them were sons born after the flood. The sons of Japheth; Gomer, and Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and Tubal, and Meshech, and Tiras. And the sons of Gomer; Ashkenaz, and Riphath, and Togarmah. And the sons of Javan; Elishah, and Tarshish, Kittim, and Dodanim. By these were the isles of the Gentiles divided in their lands; every one after his tongue, after their families, in their nations. ... Isaiah 11:11 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the Lord shall set his hand again the second time to recover the remnant of his people, which shall be left, from Assyria, and from Egypt, and from Pathros, and from Cush, and from Elam, and from Shinar, and from Hamath, and from the islands of the sea. History and Chronology. 1 Kings 22:39 Now the rest of the acts of Ahab, and all that he did, and the ivory house which he made, and all the cities that he built, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel? 2 Kings 1:18 Now the rest of the acts of Ahaziah which he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel? 1 Chronicles 9:1 So all Israel were reckoned by genealogies; and, behold, they were written in the book of the kings of Israel and Judah, who were carried away to Babylon for their transgression. 1 Chronicles 29:29 Now the acts of David the king, first and last, behold, they are written in the book of Samuel the seer, and in the book of Nathan the prophet, and in the book of Gad the seer, Mechanics. Genesis 6:14-16 Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it. Genesis 11:4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. Exodus 14:6-7 And he made ready his chariot, and took his people with him: And he took six hundred chosen chariots, and all the chariots of Egypt, and captains over every one of them. Medicine. Jeremiah 8:22 Is there no balm in Gilead; is there no physician there? why then is not the health of the daughter of my people recovered? Mark 5:26 And had suffered many things of many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was nothing bettered, but rather grew worse, Music. 1 Chronicles 16:4-7 And he appointed certain of the Levites to minister before the ark of the LORD, and to record, and to thank and praise the LORD God of Israel: Asaph the chief, and next to him Zechariah, Jeiel, and Shemiramoth, and Jehiel, and Mattithiah, and Eliab, and Benaiah, and Obededom: and Jeiel with psalteries and with harps; but Asaph made a sound with cymbals; Benaiah also and Jahaziel the priests with trumpets continually before the ark of the covenant of God. Then on that day David delivered first this psalm to thank the LORD into the hand of Asaph and his brethren. 1 Chronicles 25:6 All these were under the hands of their father for song in the house of the LORD, with cymbals, psalteries, and harps, for the service of the house of God, according to the king's order to Asaph, Jeduthun, and Heman. Navigation. 1 Kings 9:27 And Hiram sent in the navy his servants, shipmen that had knowledge of the sea, with the servants of Solomon. Psalms 107:23 They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; Surveying. Joshua 18:4-9 Give out from among you three men for each tribe: and I will send them, and they shall rise, and go through the land, and describe it according to the inheritance of them; and they shall come again to me. And they shall divide it into seven parts: Judah shall abide in their coast on the south, and the house of Joseph shall abide in their coasts on the north. Ye shall therefore describe the land into seven parts, and bring the description hither to me, that I may cast lots for you here before the LORD our God. But the Levites have no part among you; for the priesthood of the LORD is their inheritance: and Gad, and Reuben, and half the tribe of Manasseh, have received their inheritance beyond Jordan on the east, which Moses the servant of the LORD gave them. And the men arose, and went away: and Joshua charged them that went to describe the land, saying, Go and walk through the land, and describe it, and come again to me, that I may here cast lots for you before the LORD in Shiloh. ... Nehemiah 2:12-16 And I arose in the night, I and some few men with me; neither told I any man what my God had put in my heart to do at Jerusalem: neither was there any beast with me, save the beast that I rode upon. And I went out by night by the gate of the valley, even before the dragon well, and to the dung port, and viewed the walls of Jerusalem, which were broken down, and the gates thereof were consumed with fire. Then I went on to the gate of the fountain, and to the king's pool: but there was no place for the beast that was under me to pass. Then went I up in the night by the brook, and viewed the wall, and turned back, and entered by the gate of the valley, and so returned. And the rulers knew not whither I went, or what I did; neither had I as yet told it to the Jews, nor to the priests, nor to the nobles, nor to the rulers, nor to the rest that did the work. ... Ezekiel 40:5-6 And behold a wall on the outside of the house round about, and in the man's hand a measuring reed of six cubits long by the cubit and an hand breadth: so he measured the breadth of the building, one reed; and the height, one reed. Then came he unto the gate which looketh toward the east, and went up the stairs thereof, and measured the threshold of the gate, which was one reed broad; and the other threshold of the gate, which was one reed broad. Zoology. 1 Kings 4:33 And he spake of trees, from the cedar tree that is in Lebanon even unto the hyssop that springeth out of the wall: he spake also of beasts, and of fowl, and of creeping things, and of fishes. |
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Jesus preached for love and peace but all I see in this forum is a bunch of men being the bullies that they are and not treating women as equals, which is what they are. Why even have a thread that is only for men if it is about women, just seems very sad to me. Moreover, if you were real Christians you wouldn't spread hate and back up your points with reason and proof, but you can't.
Women have orgasms, just because you haven't been able to satisfy your women doesn't mean that its your fault. If you asked her what she liked maybe you can make the experience pleasurable for both of you, because that is the only way to produce a happy baby, through a happy family environment. Or maybe your wives are secretly just into women. Its not uncommon for women who come from strictly religious backgrounds to repress their sexuality. I expect you to reply to my comment with ignorance and hate, but I'm not going to argue and fight with a bunch of brick walls. Just saying my piece because it needs to be said in a hateless way to show that you can be a good person whether you are Christian or not (and you can also clearly be a bad christian, as it is shown in this thread). |
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Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? Quote:
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The LIEbrals are at it again - wasting money on useless "education". It's no wonder the cost of a college education has skyrocketed and graduates are left with student loans they can't pay off.
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I don't even like it when my cat purrs when he licks himself, I just know he's trying to slip one by The Lord. God Bless DAM |
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One more example of why we True Christians™ need to protect our True Christian™ children from the evils of secular schools. Nobody studies the Holy Bible anymore. Instead they study perversion. :angry:
Of course, Godless Oregon ranks #1 in something called "Queer Studies." :bad: |
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I have been married for 40 years and my wife has never had an "orgasm"! The liberal media had deceived her into believing there was such a thing. Now we know otherwise! Thank you Brother!:shiny:
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Whatever, neither of us are True Christians™ so no one here cares what we think. Please make your way to "Introduction Forum" and follow the seemingly-easy (but apparently impossible for 99%) instructions at the top of every page there, thanks. |
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I never said that. Why are you misquoting me? What do you have against me?
I am praying for you. |
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The rest was just examining what you left unsaid. Your username implies that you are Jewish (otherwise, why would you want God to save those who were too "stiffnecked" to listen to Jesus and be Saved™?). Jewish males have their foreskins removed, usually soon after birth. If you've been having relations with your wife for over 40 years (during which time the sexual revolution happened and a plethora of information made available about satisfying one's partner sexually was made available), and in all that time you've never managed to bring her to orgasm, then the obvious conclusion is that there's something wrong with either your desire to please your partner or your equipment. Assuming you love your wife and want her to be as happy as possible, that only leaves your missing foreskin as the culprit for her lack of orgasms. Ipso facto, quid pro quo, habeas corpus etc. etc. Quote:
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No, I never said that the foreskin is responsible for "female orgasm". That is what you misquoted.
And I am offended by your claim to my name, I am a Christian. My username refers to my sons wife, and I'd rather not talk about it. You do no offense to me, only to yourself. |
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An explanation of your username will be expected in your introduction thread (which is getting very overdue, and the Pastors here are not noted for their patience with unsaved trash like you). Quote:
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so anyway here's my opinion, the femal orgasm is like the humboldt squid, it's real just highly elusive, it takes alot of maneuvering and time to make one orgasm and its possible if you learn what your wife likes, frankly i'm unmarried and therefore have never gone all the way with a woman so i don't know for sure. 2ndly women and men are the same intelligence, the complexity, size-body mass ratio and chemistry are all basically the same and therefore are intelligences are roughly the same
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Same height, same body mass, same chemistry, so let's all go to Professor Hilton's next lecture on theoretical physics. :wacko: |
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