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Trent Harvey, Jr. 04-01-2016 09:02 PM

Which candidate has better taste in women?
 
People keep saying that the Cruz-Trump wife-punching contest is an unpresidential distraction from important issues. Nonsense. As Hillary shows us, first ladies have a way of becoming presidents. It's actually already happened, when Woodrow Wilson had a stroke, his wife took over, making her the real first female president.

Once we bring back True Traditional Marriage, things will get complicated. Best to sort this out now, rather than later.

So, let's see who is a stroke away from the presidency:

The Ted Cruz Harem

http://i1.wp.com/bvanews.com/wp-cont...QsW4AEKOkZ.jpg

Behind every great man, there's a great mistress.

http://crooksandliars.com/files/imag...4_21.23.11.png

Sex in a closet? Well, at least it's dark. It's a sin to have sex with the lights on.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/022...01864666932244

Katrina, huh? Well, Louisiana isn't a swing state, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Donald Trump

https://i.imgur.com/ygtHw07.jpg

No wonder Trump's kids are so well behaved. She's clearly a supporter of child discipline.

On the other hand, she's a foreigner and we know what the Bible says about foreign lovers:

But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love. -1st Kings 11:1-2

If they can even corrupt as Godly a man as King Solomon, the wisest man of all time (1 Kings 4:31), so Trump is not immune.

Didymus Much 04-01-2016 09:26 PM

Re: Which candidate has better taste in women?
 
What about Hillary?

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 04-01-2016 09:34 PM

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This talk of sexual affairs and scandals during Obama's Presidency makes me nostalgic for the clean, wholesome days when George W Bush was President.

Titus Templeton 04-01-2016 09:58 PM

Re: Which candidate has better taste in women?
 
Jesus was blonde and had blue eyes. Trump's wife is blonde and has blue eyes. That mean's Trump has the better taste in woman. Hope my answer helps.

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-02-2016 09:49 AM

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What about Hillary?


You must be referring to Huma Abedin:

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Trent Harvey, Jr. 04-12-2016 04:40 PM

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Ted Cruz update:


https://i.sli.mg/AKjadh.jpg

I'm assuming her "black book" doesn't make her black (whoever heard of blacks using books?), and that she died after the affair, and not before it. Being a man's man is one thing, but necrophillia and negrophillia are both vote-losers.

I Man Rastafari 04-13-2016 12:29 AM

Re: Which candidate has better taste in women?
 
I feel that the evidence shows Donald Trump has the best taste in women. I also feel that the fact that he has had more practice should be considered before giving out any kind of award.

Des 04-13-2016 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari (Post 1178346)
I feel that the evidence shows Donald Trump has the best taste in women. I also feel that the fact that he has had more practice should be considered before giving out any kind of award.


Quit ogling our women, boy. Her pie is not yours for the taking.

I Man Rastafari 04-13-2016 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Des (Post 1178348)
Quit ogling our women, boy. Her pie is not yours for the taking.


Au contraire (That is French which is spoken by the French and it means to the contrary) my friend. I have embarked on a specialized study of white girls here in Babylon and there has been much oogling and worse. As part of my study I have determined that it is true that all cats are gray in the dark.

Des 04-13-2016 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari (Post 1178349)
Au contraire (That is French which is spoken by the French and it means to the contrary) my friend. I have embarked on a specialized study of white girls here in Babylon and there has been much oogling and worse. As part of my study I have determined that it is true that all cats are gray in the dark.


But we aren't talking cats, boy. We're talking pure White women with pale, lusterless skin so transparent you can see those ugly blue veins beneath even though they don't care enough about their appearance to stay in shape and think it acceptable to be seen in public not looking their absolute best.


Our women! Go back to Zimbabwe and get your own women.

magnus allen 04-13-2016 06:32 PM

Re: Which candidate has better taste in women?
 
Bernie sanders has a great taste in women he has a lot of colored women plus he's jewish he makes the money. Unlike the Donald who goes for pale artificial women sanders knows how to score with real women which is why i will be voting for Sanders. Hopefully Sanders is out new president so i can be able to get free education for college as America charges too much for the tuition and the supplies in order to study a career, thank you Sanders for your great sense of justice, unlike most presidential candidates who lack the heart to do such things :thumbsup(1):.

I Man Rastafari 04-13-2016 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by magnus allen (Post 1178393)
Bernie sanders has a great taste in women he has a lot of colored women plus he's jewish he makes the money. Unlike the Donald who goes for pale artificial women sanders knows how to score with real women which is why i will be voting for Sanders. Hopefully Sanders is out new president so i can be able to get free education for college as America charges too much for the tuition and the supplies in order to study a career, thank you Sanders for your great sense of justice, unlike most presidential candidates who lack the heart to do such things :thumbsup(1):.


Greetings Mr. Allen. I do not believe that we have been properly introduced. I am Trevor MacGregor of the Tivoli Garden MacGregors. I have decided to offer you my friendship and I will soon send you a friendship request. I fear that you have aroused the anger of these white people and I think you could use a friend. I am also active in the campaign to elect Bernie Sanders and I voted for him twice in the Wisconsin primary election which he won handily with my support and also the support of other Black men. The old white men must be forced to pay their fair share and I will help Bernie in his quest in any way I can.


On the subject of women I must admit that Donald Trump is the clear winner though he is a racist and an old white man. You are wrong about Bernie Sanders on that score. Bernie is a wonderful man and everything will be free for the people when he is President but he is an ugly old Jew and an old white man at the same time. Have you seen his old white wife? I am an expert in white girls and I can tell you that wife is as ugly as he is.


I hope that I have not offended you with the truth but my own beliefs cause me to be honest.


Jah Guide
Trevor

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-14-2016 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by magnus allen (Post 1178393)
Bernie sanders has a great taste in women he has a lot of colored women plus he's jewish he makes the money. Unlike the Donald who goes for pale artificial women sanders knows how to score with real women which is why i will be voting for Sanders. Hopefully Sanders is out new president so i can be able to get free education for college as America charges too much for the tuition and the supplies in order to study a career, thank you Sanders for your great sense of justice, unlike most presidential candidates who lack the heart to do such things :thumbsup(1):.

Bernie Sanders' resume would fit on an index card. He never held a real job, had a child out of wedlock (his first wife left him), collected unemployment, was a "freelance writer" mostly complaining about the "rich" ripping him off and writing about socialism. Most of his "income" comes from his elected offices where he was paid by the taxpayers. Unlike Donald Trump, Bernie never "made" any real money - sort of like Obama.

So let us know - who exactly is going to pay for all your "free" college education? Perhaps you can convince all your Marxist professors to donate their time for a good cause.

Alvin Moss 04-14-2016 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari (Post 1178411)
he is an ugly old Jew and an old white man at the same time.


Yes, technically, Jews are White. However, Mexicans are also considered White. That is all scientific nonsense and the truth is that both races are similar to the Negroe. A Jew is sort of like a smart Negroe.

Trent Harvey, Jr. 04-14-2016 09:08 PM

Re: Which candidate has better taste in women?
 
Ted Cruz also likes them young, though the feeling isn't mutual:


Dolores de Barriga 04-14-2016 09:22 PM

Re: Which candidate has better taste in women?
 
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Originally Posted by magnus allen (Post 1178393)
Hopefully Sanders is out new president so i can be able to get free education for college as America charges too much for the tuition and the supplies in order to study a career,

Hello Mr. Allen. While it is true that practically all civilized countries in the world provide a free education for their citizens, the overall state of education in the US is so bad that I do not think that even making it free would change anything.

Whether universities are free or not does not change the fact that American high schools mass produce semi-illiterate graduates who have no knowledge on any subject, have no ability to think logically, critically, nor creatively, do not know how to spell nor write grammatically -- and by the time they end up at the university it's way too late for them to start learning. I know that education was already a disaster during the Reagan administration, but it just went downhill from there. I have no idea what American kids do in high school, given that I got my education back in Europe, but one thing is certain, they do not learn anything.

I suppose that if the US had the same free education system as every other civilized nation on Earth -- a system that is merit-based and not money-based -- there would be lower quantity and hopefully higher quality of students at public universities, still, for it to be completely merit-based, then practically no high school graduate could be admitted at any public university -- because they are all just too ignorant for that.

I apologize to everybody for this rant, but this is the correcting-term-papers-and-final-exams season. It's so bad, that I think even lost tribes in the Amazon jungle have a better knowledge of the world than American undergraduate students.

Jim C. Lombardo 04-22-2016 08:24 PM

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And Bernie Sander's broad is......

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ne_Sanders.jpg

Euugh. No wonder Democrats are so violent and angry.

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-23-2016 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga (Post 1178477)
Hello Mr. Allen. While it is true that practically all civilized countries in the world provide a free education for their citizens, the overall state of education in the US is so bad that I do not think that even making it free would change anything.

Whether universities are free or not does not change the fact that American high schools mass produce semi-illiterate graduates who have no knowledge on any subject, have no ability to think logically, critically, nor creatively, do not know how to spell nor write grammatically -- and by the time they end up at the university it's way too late for them to start learning. I know that education was already a disaster during the Reagan administration, but it just went downhill from there. I have no idea what American kids do in high school, given that I got my education back in Europe, but one thing is certain, they do not learn anything.

I suppose that if the US had the same free education system as every other civilized nation on Earth -- a system that is merit-based and not money-based -- there would be lower quantity and hopefully higher quality of students at public universities, still, for it to be completely merit-based, then practically no high school graduate could be admitted at any public university -- because they are all just too ignorant for that.

I apologize to everybody for this rant, but this is the correcting-term-papers-and-final-exams season. It's so bad, that I think even lost tribes in the Amazon jungle have a better knowledge of the world than American undergraduate students.


Amen Sister de Barriga! There is no need to apologize to anyone when Jesus and the Holy Spirit take over and speak the Truth® through you. These special "rants" as you call them are a special blessing from the Lord.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 05-19-2016 01:11 PM

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...3265048316.jpg

Sally Paulson 05-19-2016 01:15 PM

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The real question is: who do the hottest women support? The answer won't surprise you:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t-PIprKIt4...89928812_n.jpg


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