"Family friendly" movie encourages homerism
The Gay Agenda haves a new tool in they war on Christ, and that tool be called Hairspray. I's talkin' about a movie that be about to come out. The homers hasn't figureded out a way to use real hairspray against us... yet. John Travolta star in this movie and use it as a platform to teach chillrens that it be okay to get fat, wear a dress, marry othah mens, and sing showtunes. I should also notes that this movie be a musical remake of a movie that had been made by notorigious porn director John Waters! I does not know HOW this filth had got a PG rating with all the stuff that be goin' on in it! Imagine, a movie like this be gettin' a PG rating while The Passion of the Christ done got rated R because it had been about the Truth.
Homerism don't be the only thang that be wrong with this movie, though. In a movie already fulla queens, Queen Latifah stick her big head in there and start babblin' about how integazation be the best thang that had evah happened, and how white folks should worship nigras. With all this goin' on, it be no surprise that True Christians™ is portrayed as the "bad guys" up in here, and that the movie be mockin' Godly hairstyles. http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/6...irspraydc6.jpg Joanna Travolta (left) tell "her" on-screen daughter that "It's okay to be gay!" When this movie come out, me and my chillrens is gonna go to the nearest unsaved theater to throw Bibles at anyone buyin' tickets fo' it. We's also gonna try to get the names of anyone bringin' they chillrens to see it so that we can report them fo' chile abuse. |
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Oh honey, you really need to stop hating yourself for being black. Blackness is beautiful!
I love being a homer. Self-esteem about who you are and positive re-enforcement works. Self-loathing and shame never works. Don't let other people define you, no matter how Christian they say they are. I admit though I'm not too happy about seeing John Travolta in a dress. I think he's just giving homers a bad name LOL you can still be a homer and be manly. I think everybody has a different definition on what 'gay' is though and that's okay. I'm so glad we can be free, you can think being gay is a sin but you can never force that upon me. Praise Stonewall! |
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I've heard theres dancing in this movie too!
Sinful dancing like they did in my middle school. http://a455.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...f9d0ff9b5e.jpg The answer is D. NONE OF THE ABOVE! |
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Whenever I slack on my personal prayers, I think about Sister Lateefah's hair flying to the Heavens and I am inspired to pray with strength and sincerity!! |
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Sister Lateefah, you are obviously a repressed Lesbian. Stop trying to hide your natural desires and find yourself a girlfriend girlfriend. Sex is natural, enjoy yourself, but be safe! :seesaw2zg:
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One cannot be safe while engaging in sinful behavior. I don't care how many "rubbers" you put on, Jesus is still watching you and He knows what depravity you are up to. I know I don't want to risk eternal damnation for 45 seconds of pleasure. Besides, repressing our natural desires is what being a Christian is all about, amen. Glory to God! Pastor Billy-Reuben |
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I had an impure thought about a woman once...after injuring myself with an egg beater afterwards, I cleansed myself of such unholy thoughts. I praise God for leading me to that kitchen utensil.
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