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Sista Lateefah 07-06-2007 05:08 AM

"Family friendly" movie encourages homerism
 
The Gay Agenda haves a new tool in they war on Christ, and that tool be called Hairspray. I's talkin' about a movie that be about to come out. The homers hasn't figureded out a way to use real hairspray against us... yet. John Travolta star in this movie and use it as a platform to teach chillrens that it be okay to get fat, wear a dress, marry othah mens, and sing showtunes. I should also notes that this movie be a musical remake of a movie that had been made by notorigious porn director John Waters! I does not know HOW this filth had got a PG rating with all the stuff that be goin' on in it! Imagine, a movie like this be gettin' a PG rating while The Passion of the Christ done got rated R because it had been about the Truth.

Homerism don't be the only thang that be wrong with this movie, though. In a movie already fulla queens, Queen Latifah stick her big head in there and start babblin' about how integazation be the best thang that had evah happened, and how white folks should worship nigras. With all this goin' on, it be no surprise that True Christians™ is portrayed as the "bad guys" up in here, and that the movie be mockin' Godly hairstyles.

http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/6...irspraydc6.jpg
Joanna Travolta (left) tell "her" on-screen daughter that "It's okay to be gay!"

When this movie come out, me and my chillrens is gonna go to the nearest unsaved theater to throw Bibles at anyone buyin' tickets fo' it. We's also gonna try to get the names of anyone bringin' they chillrens to see it so that we can report them fo' chile abuse.

Homersexural 07-08-2007 12:18 AM

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Oh honey, you really need to stop hating yourself for being black. Blackness is beautiful!

I love being a homer. Self-esteem about who you are and positive re-enforcement works. Self-loathing and shame never works. Don't let other people define you, no matter how Christian they say they are.

I admit though I'm not too happy about seeing John Travolta in a dress. I think he's just giving homers a bad name LOL you can still be a homer and be manly. I think everybody has a different definition on what 'gay' is though and that's okay. I'm so glad we can be free, you can think being gay is a sin but you can never force that upon me.

Praise Stonewall!

Remy Lebeau 07-08-2007 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Homersexural (Post 80398)
Oh honey, you really need to stop hating yourself for being black. Blackness is beautiful!
Sister Lateefah is a sweet and smooth Hershey's milk chocolate brown sugar addition complexion. She is not BLACK. She is not some nigra sow. She has been purified into a white woman!!! GLORY!!!

There is absolutely nothing beautiful about looking like this:
Your mockery of the nigra is not appreciated, racist!!! Why do you bigots have to keep rubbing it in their faces?!?!?:angry:


I love being a homer. Self-esteem about who you are and positive re-enforcement works. Self-loathing and shame never works. Don't let other people define you, no matter how Christian they say they are.

Who cares what people say. It is GOD ALMIGHTY who has defined you as an abomination!!!

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I admit though I'm not too happy about seeing John Travolta in a dress. I think he's just giving homers a bad name LOL you can still be a homer and be manly.

Ha! And a homer can also get into heaven!!! Ha!!:lol:

I think everybody has a different definition on what 'gay' is though and that's okay. I'm so glad we can be free, you can think being gay is a sin but you can never force that upon me.

Praise Stonewall!

We don't have to force anything upon you, homer. Your lifestyle choice IS a sin and it IS an abomination. Nothing you say or do can change that fact.

nikilds 07-26-2007 05:25 PM

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I've heard theres dancing in this movie too!
Sinful dancing like they did in my middle school.

http://a455.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...f9d0ff9b5e.jpg

The answer is D. NONE OF THE ABOVE!

Joo 08-03-2007 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sista Lateefah (Post 80233)
and that the movie be mockin' Godly hairstyles.

You're one to talk Miss 'Copter head.

nikilds 08-03-2007 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Joo (Post 86825)
You're one to talk Miss 'Copter head.

For me, Sister Lateefah's helicopter hair symbolizes her reaching out to God.
Whenever I slack on my personal prayers, I think about Sister Lateefah's hair flying to the Heavens and I am inspired to pray with strength and sincerity!!

vestal_mastecation 08-13-2007 11:09 AM

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Sister Lateefah, you are obviously a repressed Lesbian. Stop trying to hide your natural desires and find yourself a girlfriend girlfriend. Sex is natural, enjoy yourself, but be safe! :seesaw2zg:

Pastor Billy-Reuben 08-13-2007 05:21 PM

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Sister Lateefah, you are obviously a repressed Lesbian. Stop trying to hide your natural desires and find yourself a girlfriend girlfriend. Sex is natural, enjoy yourself, but be safe!

You, sir, are a fool and a liar.

One cannot be safe while engaging in sinful behavior. I don't care how many "rubbers" you put on, Jesus is still watching you and He knows what depravity you are up to.

I know I don't want to risk eternal damnation for 45 seconds of pleasure.

Besides, repressing our natural desires is what being a Christian is all about, amen. Glory to God!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Talitha 08-13-2007 08:43 PM

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You, sir, are a fool and a liar.

One cannot be safe while engaging in sinful behavior. I don't care how many "rubbers" you put on, Jesus is still watching you and He knows what depravity you are up to.

I know I don't want to risk eternal damnation for 45 seconds of pleasure.

Besides, repressing our natural desires is what being a Christian is all about, amen. Glory to God!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Pastor, you are so right, and It's not only Jesus that will send M'ers to Eternal Damnation but It's proven that physical damage will certainly occur to those who do not follow the Holy rules of CELIBACY :thumbsup:

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Joshua Brooks 08-14-2007 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by nikilds (Post 85131)
I've heard theres dancing in this movie too!
Sinful dancing like they did in my middle school.

http://a455.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...f9d0ff9b5e.jpg

The answer is D. NONE OF THE ABOVE!

Did you attend a school in "da hood"? If not we have yet another tragic incident of diversity breaking down the very fabric of society. Beautiful white children bumping and grinding like sick perverted nigra-american thugs at some dirty after hour party drunken on 40 onces and huge badonkadonks stuffed into the smallest jeans imaginable. I sure am glad I never got sucked into the wrong crowd and I thank Jesus every day for making me normal.

Charles Whitman 08-14-2007 08:17 AM

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I had an impure thought about a woman once...after injuring myself with an egg beater afterwards, I cleansed myself of such unholy thoughts. I praise God for leading me to that kitchen utensil.


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