8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!
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The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways: 1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17) 2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)Finally, there is not a single reason for God not to hate the Faroes and unless they repent of their sins and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they will all be turned into Hell along with other Godless countries such as Denmark, Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. |
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God hates the what now?
I've never heard of the whatever islands. |
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They don't even have a flag?
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Are they low-lying?
Currently praying for global warming, just in case.:) |
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FYI, there is a very sinful city named "Onancock" that I am hoping God will burn right off the map so that I never have encounter its name in an address field ever again! Disapprovingly Yours, Handmaiden |
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They Do, not a very imaginative one but a flag non the less Now this is a flag... http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/u...5/fsmflag1.jpg |
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https://www.cia.gov/library/publicat.../ic-lgflag.gif |
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It's amazing by the way how few people are experts in this field. Many people do not even seem to know what the flag of their own country, the country they live in, looks like! Truly amazing. |
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An expert? You mistook the Danish flag for the Finnish... |
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God is taking care of the Faroese. He is slowly turning them all into retardeds by poisoning their babies with mercury.* You see, there is very little to eat on the barren rocks that are the Faroe Islands, so these savages take their cue from godless Eskimos and eat lots of whale blubber.
Well, God decided to put high levels of mercury in the whale blubber, which turns Faroese children into drooling mongoloids. The Lord's punishment is always righteous! Praise! *The link I provided is a bit on the scientific side, suffice to say that it simply states that mercury makes you children into idiots and that the Faroese are doomed. |
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Small fact: The Fairy Islands have the produced largest concentration of Nobel Prize winners. Out of a total of 49,328 people, one won a prize. This being ~20 per million inhabitants.
The recipient was some guy who defied God and produced a satanic spell for the Godly curse of Lupus. 1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: You can't annoy God like that and get away with it. |
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. |
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everything u talk about here is a lie, a big fat lie... only thing true is that we are under the kingdom of denmark. even the flag is wrong
u should be punished for this, hard |
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so next time u go talking crap about other people, read up on them first!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faroe_Island there is a link about us proud christians, if u truly have a heart u will read this, or u can just burn in hell borther alex for coming out with this... buuurn |
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Why should I care about the Farrow Islands? There are more people in my senior center on bingo night.
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