I wish I was joking but the President's top guy has figured it out. This diagram explains the connection:
Tylenol ---> Autist ---> Gay
So you see it's settled. Now we can cut NIH funding and redirect to enforcement. Anyone choosing the autism lifestyle will need to be...
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